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Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 10:13am On Oct 26, 2007
Tope walked into his dad's (Iwayjay) bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Tope's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Tope asked curiously "What ya doin dad?"

Iwayjay quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Tope replied "What ya going to do, f**k him?"
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by iwajay(m): 10:38am On Oct 26, 2007
When i was going to the boarding house, my parents warned me to be wary of bad influences; now i see what they are talking about. IITTUUEENN!!!!!!
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by topeteadr(m): 10:54am On Oct 26, 2007
Ituen is this the remix or upgrade of the former joke you posted.
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 11:15am On Oct 26, 2007
Yes na

just tot bot of u needed the limelight for a while
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by topeteadr(m): 11:16am On Oct 26, 2007
Thanks but no thanks.
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by clemcykul(f): 11:35am On Oct 26, 2007
buhahahhahhhahhahaha lol iteun dalyn you got them real good grin grin grin

pls ;Ddo it again i can see them squirming on thier seats grin grin grin grin grin tongue

iwajay the master of erection! grin
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by samuelk(m): 11:38am On Oct 26, 2007
clemcy, u be mugun,she dat one funny 4 u
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Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by topeteadr(m): 11:41am On Oct 26, 2007
Samuelk you are stupid for that. Don't mention her name again or else. . . . . . . . . .
Who invited you here didnt you read what @topic said. Privacy.
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by Aiphie(f): 11:47am On Oct 26, 2007
grin grin grin Clem's covered cheesy
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by kronkykay(m): 11:53am On Oct 26, 2007
goddammitt iwajay!
was that ur first time?
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 5:03pm On Oct 26, 2007
Aiphie:

grin grin grin Clem's covered cheesy

4 sure baby, clem's covered and know that U are too.

Ur bodygurds r iwayjay, tope, kronkykay, freezy, migines. U can command them at will. IF there is any stress, they'll take care of you.

My own work is to enjoy the fruits of thier labour cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by iwajay(m): 5:37pm On Oct 26, 2007
Ituen thanks for calling my name first. I'm actually her Body (buddy)guard. And i do it right, clem abi?
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 6:32pm On Oct 26, 2007
do what right? Take all the slaps i guess
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by iwajay(m): 6:37pm On Oct 26, 2007
yeah slaps in the butt, like smark dat ass
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 8:19pm On Oct 26, 2007
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by showbobo(m): 12:32am On Oct 27, 2007
*woman wrapper*
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by kronkykay(m): 3:47am On Oct 27, 2007
huuuhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhh
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 4:25am On Oct 27, 2007
angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by topeteadr(m): 12:21pm On Oct 27, 2007
Dont worry ituen i would make sure she is safe especially aiphine. I would be her (body)her body of course (guard) at least i can touch to check if she is ok.
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 1:25pm On Oct 27, 2007
if i see u near aiphie . . . . . . . . .
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Oct 27, 2007
if u see him near alphie just me grin my no 08021419419 grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 7:02pm On Oct 27, 2007
i'll flash u
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by showbobo(m): 7:25pm On Oct 27, 2007
ituen:

i'll flash u

you even get credit to flash or na PLEASE CALL ME you go sendyou even get phone at all in the first place??you wey dey steal card to browse grin grin grin
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by folahann(m): 1:20am On Oct 28, 2007
just needed to post more
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by mimiko(f): 5:08am On Oct 28, 2007
@ folahan
got a style for u post mutiple times
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by kronkykay(m): 7:53am On Oct 28, 2007
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by ituen(m): 6:32pm On Oct 29, 2007
showbobo:

you even get credit to flash or na PLEASE CALL ME you go sendyou even get phone at all in the first place??you wey dey steal card to browse grin grin grin

Show bobo, na me u dey stroke like that? No forget say na u price ur school fees from N20,000 to N2,000. Even after that, you came back at night to steal the money
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by Migines(m): 10:05pm On Oct 30, 2007
?
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by showbobo(m): 10:13pm On Oct 30, 2007
ituen:

Show bobo, na me u dey stroke like that? No forget say na u price your school fees from N20,000 to N2,000. Even after that, you came back at night to steal the money

you be bad person must you expose my secret ??grin grin grin
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by topeteadr(m): 11:59pm On Oct 30, 2007
Showbobo you bad reach like that. And wen i talk am say u be igbo man u go dey argue.
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by minute(f): 12:00am On Oct 31, 2007
funny.love it.
Re: Privacy b/w Tope and Iwayjay by topeteadr(m): 12:03am On Oct 31, 2007
What da fu*k do you love in it. This is one copy and paste.

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