zaynie:





BumpyTuesday

Where's the photo

Goldenheart002:
Team November, wey una bump oh??

E never begin show. Na just bloated belles some of us get for now

Forevergirl:
BA! BA!! BA!!!
With great JOY I announce the arrival of my darling Prince charming on 15/05/2018 at 38 weeks after 5hrs45mins of labour weighing 3kg via VD with plenty tear. Mummy and baby are doing fine, Daddy is smiling from ear to ear.
God did it and we are grateful.
Team May
Safe delivery to other mamas
cc cappo mumsgirl27

Congrats. Welcome to the newborn.

Hannydimples:
Bumpy Tuesday .....34weeks and still slaying. May God make it an easy ride for us all. Happy bumping mamas.

Slay queen!

[quote author=VannywealthDesi post=67625908]I wish I was this close to the finish line. Anyway, with the way the days are rolling fast, November will soon be here.
Consolata is my name...[/quote


Kikikikiki...... I agree.
Me just dey here jejely dey read through thread.... Wetin woman go do..... Have been here since 7weeks reading thread... ... & its just too slow....
Of what use is commenting self wen I never reach 20weeks talkless of 30weeks...


I just dey feel for myself.... First pregnancy was smooth..... But ds one wt pains...body ache... Being touchy.....lazy...... Waddling with no belle yet @16 wks.... Weak..... Angry

For my mind & ds pains.....nah girl e go be.... Ki lode....
...

As I dey ....can't use any drug ..... Talkless of antimalaria.....
In fact...... Not ready for ante natal...... Those ones will start shooking with needle..... & doctor too will ask for first scan.... I will first go & book.... Den on the appointed day .... Crowd go plenty....& dey always take the whole day...... Mtchew..... FMC palava...
Dem no go gree collect scan from outside....



Hmmm......

Annoyingly .....EDD October 31st..... Why not middle of October.....
Anyways ..... I am not porting ..... By God's grace..... Except you wan make ranting block una ears/head...

Omg.... I need help plus consolation ..
Am not fine at all

StrongWoman333:
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This made me laugh so much that my hubby was wondering what could be making me laugh at this hour of the night. I showed it to him and he couldn't help but laugh also. See their eyes. [img]https://media./images/a4f0bb17bfc98d3857fcdccbf3cc4fab/tenor.gif[/img]

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talltosyne:



Awon teamie to make sense, I appreciate yu all for d love and care. God be with us all.


Thank you all for the mention.

We r 28weeks 2days today.

E be like say Na team July we go be, hope porting is allowed.

First time mamas, hope we Ve started shopping, God will provide for us all.

Mama sayoddy, how r u doing now? We shall all carry to term





Wishing us all supernatural delivery,#teamaugust#teamnoloss#teamplentymoney#

You've made way to 3rd trimester but no porting o. if you port to July, it's likely I port to September because edd is August 25 so no porting pls.

Contem2011, I hail o. The ministry is moving to permanent site, just a matter of time. #teamAugustforSupernaturaldelivery God will see us through

giftedofgod:

Kikikikiki...... I agree.
Me just dey here jejely dey read through thread.... Wetin woman go do..... Have been here since 7weeks reading thread... ... & its just too slow....
Of what use is commenting self wen I never reach 20weeks talkless of 30weeks...
cry

I just dey feel for myself.... First pregnancy was smooth..... But ds one wt pains...body ache... Being touchy.....lazy...... Waddling with no belle yet @16 wks.... Weak..... Angry

For my mind & ds pains.....nah girl e go be.... Ki lode....
...

As I dey ....can't use any drug ..... Talkless of antimalaria.....
In fact...... Not ready for ante natal...... Those ones will start shooking with needle..... & doctor too will ask for first scan.... I will first go & book.... Den on the appointed day .... Crowd go plenty....& dey always take the whole day...... Mtchew..... FMC palava...
Dem no go gree collect scan from outside....



Hmmm......

Annoyingly .....EDD October 31st..... Why not middle of October.....
Anyways ..... I am not porting ..... By God's grace..... Except you wan make ranting block una ears/head...

Omg.... I need help plus consolation ..
Am not fine at all

Sorry. First take a consoling hug. That's why you have this thread and us. You can always come and rant and we'll be all ears. We may not be able to ease your bodily discomforts, but we are sure to ease your mind one way or the other. With all the marvelously hilarious women here. He he! If I start my lamentations here, it will fill more than one page of this thread. So na Jejeloye be my other name after Consolata.

As for govt hospitals, its not me and them this time. No strength(God actually is).

When do you plan on starting antenatal? I'll be starting on Friday by God's grace. [img]https://media1./images/b444614bde4a91b0d5432ef3340ec2c6/tenor.gif?itemid=9878172[/img]

Ayauche:


U and Mummydd should calm down jor, just at most 4weeks, don't go for any induction ooo, we are there already jare.
Safe delivery to us all.

Ok o Amen.

Anitaamich:

I can relate... I’m just 14weeks and tired already but it’s well!!! God will see you through

Amen thanks

Liftedhands:
Hello ladies, contact me for your Ajumbaise it helps new moms lactate better, reduces belly fat, aids in the quick removal of bad blood, it's also ideal for cs and epi- tear mom's cos its a stool softener no more straining to poop.

Also ideal for ttc moms(special instructions on usage available) and for women who just want to shed belly fat.
This is the ultimate herb to get a slimmer waistline.

Its not bitter tasting! Its peppery though and you can use it to make meat, chicken ,fish peppersoup or drink it plain.

Very delicious way of losing belly fat.

*Order for yours today it's just 1500 per wrap! Comes direct from mbaise in Imo state.

Additional uda spices included.

*Nationwide delivery.


*WhatsApp 0.8.0.6.7.0.6.9.6.5.0

This will be after delivery.

VannywealthDesi:
Sorry. First take a consoling hug. That's why you have this thread and us. You can always come and rant and we'll be all ears. We may not be able to ease your bodily discomforts, but we are sure to ease your mind one way or the other. With all the marvelously hilarious women here. He he! If I start my lamentations here, it will fill more than one page of this thread. So na Jejeloye be my other name after Consolata.

As for govt hospitals, its not me and them this time. No strength(God actually is).

When do you plan on starting antenatal? I'll be starting on Friday by God's grace. [img]https://media1./images/b444614bde4a91b0d5432ef3340ec2c6/tenor.gif?itemid=9878172[/img]

Awww...... thank you so much....feel like crying.... Someone cares ......
I don't know yet....maybe August

VannywealthDesi:
This made me laugh so much that my hubby was wondering what could be making me laugh at this hour of the night. I showed it to him and he couldn't help but laugh also. See their eyes. [img]https://media./images/a4f0bb17bfc98d3857fcdccbf3cc4fab/tenor.gif[/img]

VannywealthDesi:
This will be after delivery.

Yes o! I'll be expecting your order

giftedofgod:


Awww...... thank you so much....feel like crying.... Someone cares ......
I don't know yet....maybe August

You're welcome

Why August? That's far into your pregnancy.

StrongWoman333:

There are some things that stop triggering laughter after 1,2,3,or even 10 times of looking at them. But that one isn't one of them. I've been laughing since seeing that photo. Even posts of everyone who commented on it made me laugh too.
Ah, thank you for sharing.



Make I sleep.

Liftedhands:
Yes o! I'll be expecting your order

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Mummydd:

Congrats mama. God be praised! I claim this sharp sharp delivery in Jesus name.
Pls did you do anything that made you deliver at 38weeks + being a FTM cos I read FTMs usually get to their edd.

I didn't do anything. Haven't even started taking long walks sef I believe baby came when he was ready


While pregnant I always told baby not to exceed 38weeks and I made sure I put it in prayer too.

VannywealthDesi:
E never begin show. Na just bloated belles some of us get for now

hahahahaha very true

Congrats ma'am and wishing you quick recovery.

Beautiful baby you've got.

Olubassey92:
My Birth Story (testimony time)

My pregnancy journey was a testimony. Started my antenatal in Abuja before getting an invitation for a 6 weeks job training in Lagos. Had to move to Lagos and started training @33 weeks. Registered in a new hospital where I was told I my sugar level was high and the journey to reduce sugar level began
After dieting, the sugar level kept fluctuating and I was booked for induction @37 weeks. Went when I was 37 weeks and 5days.
Got to the hospital last week Thursday where a drug was inserted (very painful something) and felt nothing after 6 hours. Another was inserted yet no show oh, at that point I was told my pelvis is small and they can't feel the baby's head with their fingers but through scan, the baby's head was down but not to the pelvic area. On Friday I was placed on hot drip which did nothing, was given he second doze yet I felt nothing that was how they said I'm going in for CS
During the CS I stayed awake but was given injection to numb my bikini area to my legs. When the operation was ongoing, my baby brought her hands out first and it was a struggle forcing it back and looking for a head.... she was big and I could feel the struggle to bring her out. I had chest pain from the push which was so painful I kept saying that I want to stand up or lay on my side just for a while then I heard my baby cry it was a relief!
My baby was cleaned and weighed 4.08kg... the doctors kept saying God loves me and that's why I didn't fall into labour because I would have struggled on vain and ended up in an ECS because she was ready to come out with her hand first....
I thank God for everything including my recovery.
We plan but God has the final say!

Bs submitted: mumsgirl27

Congrats to all other May mums that have welcomed their LOs and to those yet to drop, easy and supernatural delivery IJN, amen
Beautiful LOs are birthed in May! Don't argue

lessonslearned:


I like Niger foundation.......
You see a consultant when u get there........

Prefer either of the female consultants though...... the male wasn't too friendly

Thank you so much.

VannywealthDesi:
Their Iomoge's month. Welcome back mama.

Yez. Thank you

comtem2011:
Welcome back mama, you no wan waste time at all. Happy Bumping

I told God I want to get it over and done with as I usually get aggressive morning sickness and he has never failed.

StrongWoman333:
Mama's I just saw this on facebook how true is it?

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VannywealthDesi:
Where's the photo

I took it down na.
Wait for next Tuesday .

VannywealthDesi:
Zaynie this is true o. Just be prepared. Remember your 3 parties' incidence?

Issalie joor.

zaynie:



I took it down na.
Wait for next Tuesday .

have missed a lot , motherhood isn't easy. Hmmmm my bday mate yaff join d group.

this is us at 10wks. It's d Lord doing

So I woke up this morning craving Ewa-agoyin with agege bread. Let me not bore you with the story of how I entered rain to look for where to buy it. I hate seeing stone in my beans but that didn't stop me from removing the stone and I ate it like that. See me wey get beans for house.

Counting down, team July how are we?

Happychildlove:
have missed a lot , motherhood isn't easy. Hmmmm my bday mate yaff join d group.

Yes o.
Shey you too wantu join us sharp sharp?