WARNING! Not for KIDS


Q: What's the clinical term for men(like DUSTBIN) who need Viagra?
A: Myccoxafailure

Q: What happens when you give recycleBin Viagra?
A: It turns his 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.

BIN GBAGBO went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

BIN GBAGBO answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

BIN GBAGBO said, "That's alright. I don't need them for se.x anymore. I am over 30 years old . I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."

Mr Bin's family

Ekeroyal wetin bin steal for your market so?? the guy don suffer for ur hand oh.
Nice jokes!

I wont take that insults on bin's behalf. Pls stop it.

@Boo, it's laugh time. Just laugh and don't bother about BINLADEN
@Agy, if you can't take on Bin's behalf I can give you your own. Ok? Just tell me when you want it and booM, you get it.

Where is d Joke

^in ur joystick, that's if you have





















**I mean in a nice way**

ekeroyal: ^IN MY JOYSTICK , that's if I have





















**I mean in a nice way**

^^MADT MAN

ekeroyal: ^^I EKEROYAL IS A MADT MAN

ekeroyal: ^^I EKEROYAL IS A MADT MAN

^^Bunmi IS OBVIOUSLY SICK. Otooro pls bring your ambulance fast

JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS: WHY

PUNISHMENT:50 LASHES!!!!!

^^you're waking up just now

One Major Disadvantage of VIAGRA


Bin Gbagbo and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Bin's wife is ready to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?", asks Bin. "Hold the lantern, Bin. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Bin, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Bin can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Bin." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Bin. A beautiful baby girl."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Bin, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Bin's inspection.
"doctor," asks Bin, "do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

@ OP, sorry!

ekeroyal: ^^I EKEROYAL IS OBVIOUSLY SICK. Otooro pls bring your ambulance fast

bunmioguns:

ghandi aulad

SEE AT THEY FINISHED BIN

moHot: SEE AT THEY FINISHED BIN

He's already dead, he longer copy's & paste here.

ekeroyal:

ghandi aulad

Back to Sender

bunmioguns:





Back to Sender

You don't know what it means & you're sending it back. Well no probs, you just gave away your bright future.

mtchew

VIAGRA FINALLY LETS BIN GET A SON

One day Bin & his wife got into a huge fight, the Bin called his wife a "bit.ch" and the wife called the him a "bast.ard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bit.ch and bas.tard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have $ex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dic.k".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dic.k mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the Bin was shaving and he cut himself, "$hit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "PHuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bit.ches and bas.tards, put your dic.ks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the $hit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen pHucking the turkey!

what a family

BIN~GRA -1

Young Bin worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years, when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. "What was it honey?" She anxiously queried. He had an urge to stick his joystick into the pickle slicer. "WHAT?!" she cried. "Have you forgotten how much we have spent to get that joystick functioning at this level?". "Have you also forgotten how long I had to wait for it to start working? BinLaden, how could you do this to me? Please honey don't turn me into a virtual widow again." she cried. "Why not I suggest something to you my dear?......"

....to be continued

on the next episode "Bin's parents visits, Donko**** & his wife are involved. The saga begins"

well, u can do beta

sats: well, u can do beta

thanks and what have you done?

BIN~GRA - 2

Now Bin is ready to take his wife's suggestion. "Please tell me honey" he insists. "My dear am not sure you can resist this urge, why not you stop this job?". Bin rebuffs "how can you say that, I have put in many years in there and can't resign now. I must get my full benefits as a long time staff." Now his wife's surely confused but thinks (I will invite Donkollione & his wife into this matter, he will listen to them). She picks up her mobile dashed out of the house and rings Don up and invites him to come over. Don promises to come in the evening since he was rushing to work.

It's evening time, Don arrives with his wife. Bin isn't back from work yet, so Mrs. Bin takes Don into the bedroom and starts telling him everything. Don insists "my friend Bin can't stick his joystick into a pickle slicer, he can't be that stupid. There must be something else involved." They're now in the sitting room watching TV, Bin steps in to see his pal and after exchange of pleasantries, Don starts advising his friend. But Bin argues 'eh Don, if you were in my shoes you'd understand what I mean. I'd try but I can't stay away forever, it will surely happen but may not be now." Don's confused he takes his wife home in a seemingly angry mood, even his wife couldn't understand him.

Now Mrs. Bin knows the only and next solution is Bin's parents. She picks up here mobile and rings them. They promise to arrive in two days...


.....on our next episode "Bin's parents arrives and are they able to save the situation?"......

pls join us same time, same station, tomorrow

^good morning bro. and why did you start your day with a twisted face? Who did you dream about?