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| MARRIAGE JOKES. by stamma(m): 4:19pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
1 An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. "Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow," he said. "What would you get?" "Oh, a Labrador dog, I think," replied the housewife. "They're so well-behaved. 2 Husband: "Your birthday is coming up, so I'd like some idea of what you'd like for your birthday." Wife: "I want a divorce!" Pause. Husband: "I'm really sorry, but I hadn't planned to spend that much." 3A drunken man at a party went up to a strange woman and embraced her clumsily. She slapped his face. 'I'm so sorry,' he said, 'I thought you were my wife.' 'Huh,' said the woman, 'You'd be a fine husband to have. Just look at you - a drunken, clumsy, disgusting brute.' 'Good heavens,' said the drunk, 'you talk like her, too.' |
| Re: MARRIAGE JOKES. by mykali(m): 6:04pm On Jun 14, 2009 |
ha ha ha ha. that is how to laugh right?  |
| Re: MARRIAGE JOKES. by Abbygyal(f): 9:17am On Jun 15, 2009 |
dis jokes should be funi  . . . buh i just cnt get myself to laugh!   |
| Re: MARRIAGE JOKES. by Gracito(f): 2:44pm On Jul 31, 2009 |
hahaha,really funny :-x :p |
| Re: MARRIAGE JOKES. by mamag3: 5:19pm On Jul 31, 2009 |
funny. |
| Re: MARRIAGE JOKES. by Nobody: 6:21pm On May 31, 2019 |
This is classic work dude  |
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