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The Lord Is My Shepherd By Warri Man by anycorner(m): 7:33pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
1. The Lord na mai shepherd, I dey kampke 2. He make mi sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make >mai bodi Thermacool. 3. He panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin name. 4. Walahi!, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like back bone dey comfort me. 5. You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All mai enemies dey look anyaya. You rub me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. Mai cup na Ogunpa river wey come overflow hin bank. 6. True true, bet! ta life and mercy go gum >mai back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN! |
Re: The Lord Is My Shepherd By Warri Man by folahann(m): 11:25pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
Infact |
Re: The Lord Is My Shepherd By Warri Man by naira4doll(m): 11:29pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
;d |
Re: The Lord Is My Shepherd By Warri Man by oge4real(f): 11:55pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
God sure understands every language. |
Re: The Lord Is My Shepherd By Warri Man by kronkykay(m): 11:58pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
*searches under microscope* see no joke |
Re: The Lord Is My Shepherd By Warri Man by showbobo(m): 11:59pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
@poster you be warri man??nice one anyway |
Re: The Lord Is My Shepherd By Warri Man by showbobo(m): 12:01am On Oct 28, 2007 |
kronkykay: get some binoculars then, maybe it would help or better still thermometer |
Re: The Lord Is My Shepherd By Warri Man by Migines(m): 7:33am On Oct 31, 2007 |
*censored* |
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