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How To Lose Weight by Mascotlawman: 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2012
A fat man saw an advertisment "loose 5kg in a
wik"..he cald nd said he would lyk 2 join.
Lady-ok b ready tomorw 6am.. Nxt mrni he opens d door nd finds a hot babe wit
shoes, pants nd shrt sayin " if u catch me, u can slip
wit me. Den d gurl starts runin. D guy starts runinbt
cudnt catch her. Durin dat wik he tried to catbjah ha
bt cudnt nd lost 5kg.
He den asks 4 d 10kg program... D nxt mrni, he opnd hs door nd saw an even hotter babe on bikini.sayn"
if u catch me u can slip wit me"
dat wik he lost 10kg
so he tot dis program is awesum lets try 25kg.bt d
lady said are u sure? Its rily tof. D nxt day,he opnd hs door xpectn 2 c a nude
babe.but finds a nude man sayin"if i catch u,i wil slip
wit u" dat week, d man lost 40kg..
Re: How To Lose Weight by Nobody: 4:40pm On Mar 17, 2012
copy n paste!
mtchew angry
Re: How To Lose Weight by mcnepow(m): 5:10pm On Mar 17, 2012
But stil funny
stop beefing
Re: How To Lose Weight by Nobody: 5:27pm On Mar 17, 2012
^ and who r u talking to?
mtchew
Re: How To Lose Weight by dani1luv: 5:29pm On Mar 17, 2012
nice
Re: How To Lose Weight by Mascotlawman: 5:42pm On Mar 17, 2012
@ otooro, do u know the meaning of ur name in Igbo language? Maybe u should ask any Igbo person around u, coconut head.
Re: How To Lose Weight by Nobody: 5:49pm On Mar 17, 2012
Mascot lawman: @ otooro, do u know the meaning of ur name in Igbo language? Maybe u should ask any Igbo person around u, coconut head.

hehehehehe
u be cashew head! angry
Re: How To Lose Weight by Nobody: 5:50pm On Mar 17, 2012
nice joke! tis old sha.....

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