mcnepow:

then am ready

bunmioguns:


*scratching my head* . . . I wil prefer d two nights wiv you cos I wanna show you d real ME

i don't want to knw d real u, besides, i heard u r gay!

bunmioguns: A popular motivational speaker was
entertaining his Audience. He Said: “The best
years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman who wasn’t my wife.



The audience was in silence and shock.

The
speaker added:




“And that woman was my mother”.



Laughter and Applause!!!



A week later, a top manager trained by the
Motivational speaker tried to crack this very
effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy
after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who
was preparing dinner, “The greatest years
of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!”


The wife went; “ahhhh!” with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to
recall the second Half of the joke, the
manager finally blurted out “…and I can’t
remember who she was!”


By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
nursing burns from boiling water.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Don’t copy if you can’t paste.








HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FOLKS,

Once again you don deliver quality joke

Nice 1 Bunmi