A popular motivational speaker was
entertaining his Audience. He Said: “The best
years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman who wasn’t my wife.



The audience was in silence and shock.

The
speaker added:




“And that woman was my mother”.



Laughter and Applause!!!



A week later, a top manager trained by the
Motivational speaker tried to crack this very
effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy
after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who
was preparing dinner, “The greatest years
of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!”


The wife went; “ahhhh!” with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to
recall the second Half of the joke, the
manager finally blurted out “…and I can’t
remember who she was!”


By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
nursing burns from boiling water.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Don’t copy if you can’t paste.








HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FOLKS,

Gud Gud

mcnepow: Gud Gud

thanks Pal, av u called Mom today?

Gigglin . . . .

bunmioguns:



thanks Pal, av u called Mom today?

M home wit mum
So we don see plenty

Nepow
U r a darling

Dyt: Nepow
U r a darling

Dis one u bn smilin all day
M sure mum s made sm nice delicacies

Dyt: Dis one u bn smilin all day
M sure mum s made sm nice delicacies

i thought sough, nvr believe dt he is still mum's child jst like you. .

hope u gave mum a nice gift today?

Ofcus I did
Jst lyk every year
I m still expectin frm ny hubby sha

Dyt: Ofcus I did
Jst lyk every year
I m still expectin frm ny hubby sha

u be mother?

very very good and timely joke!

Beautiful one, bunmi!

I'll read it to my mum!

swtchicgurl: very very good and timely joke!

Beautiful one, bunmi!

I'll read it to my mum!

Am I dreaming?

First time in History

hehehehehe

dat's y we r in jokes section!

bunmioguns:

u be mother?

I b wife

Dyt:

I b wife

then u shld be xpecting gifts frm ur hubby on Feb. 14 which is past anyway nd nt today

Its all womens day sir
I m a woman

Oga O! That man is OON(ode of the order of the Niger)

Nice one Bunmi, but I hope it's not copy & paste because if I ever discover it is,



















well let me hold my peace, 'cos I know what you'll get.

Dyt: Its all womens day sir
I m a woman

you are still okpeke. . .cos u nvr born

ekeroyal:
Oga O! That man is OON(ode of the order of the Niger)

Nice one Bunmi, but I hope it's not copy & paste because if I ever discover it is,



















well let me hold my peace, 'cos I know what you'll get.

You try buh I'v heard it before. Only had to laugh cos today's Mothers' day

Emmyk: You try buh I'v heard it before. Only had to laugh cos today's Mothers' day

perfect timing! Of course many have heard of it b4 but it suites d day n dat makes it d "joke of d day"!!

bunmioguns:

i thought sough, nvr believe dt he is still mum's child jst like you. .

hope u gave mum a nice gift today?

hahahaha
i piry u!

i read d joke to my people and dey loved it too!

Reward: Joke of the day; two nights with dyt.

swtchicgurl: i read d joke to my people and dey loved it too!

Reward: Joke of the day; two nights with dyt.

swtchicgurl: i read d joke to my people and dey loved it too!

Reward: Joke of the day; two nights with dyt.

*scratching my head* . . . I wil prefer d two nights wiv you cos I wanna show you d real ME

mcnepow:

dont tell me u heard sth

Exponental:

perfect timing! Of course many have heard of it b4 but it suites d day n dat makes it d "joke of d day"!!

laffing inside wit d comment

Emmyk: You try buh I'v heard it before. Only had to laugh cos today's Mothers' day

anyhw

Hmm bunmi dis is really nice. I love it. Infact take dis N5, use it to go buy biscuit for yaself.....u deserve a reward.

bunmioguns:


dont tell me u heard sth

booqee: Hmm bunmi dis is really nice. I love it. Infact take dis N5, use it to go buy biscuit for yaself.....u deserve a reward.