Hey guys,dis admission stuff is really saddenin n I understand hw we all feel, just went tru D̶̲̥̅ programmes 4 abu's anniversary n noticed dat D̶̲̥̅ festivities don't end till 24 nov Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋☺ we shud just b ready 2 chill till den, let's luk @ it 4rm deir own perspectiv dey av Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋☺ much 2 do den avin new students com around 4 registration ll b just too much. Pls let's see reason n hopefully by 26 xpect gud news

Sassy16: Hey guys,dis admission stuff is really saddenin n I understand hw we all feel, just went tru D̶̲̥̅ programmes 4 abu's anniversary n noticed dat D̶̲̥̅ festivities don't end till 24 nov Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋☺ we shud just b ready 2 chill till den, let's luk @ it 4rm deir own perspectiv dey av Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋☺ much 2 do den avin new students com around 4 registration ll b just too much. Pls let's see reason n hopefully by 26 xpect gud news

yap i go wit u sis

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i was just through with my registration at last.sodiq i pray dat advice works out ooooo.@najib yesterday it wasnt my fault ooo my ba3 went empty

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i knw hw it feels to wait 4 admission list for a.b.u....bt i thank GOD that it all wrkd out well 4 me in d end, and i believe it will b d same 4 u all.to all future gongo based studnts welkum in advance to borin n stressfull life...u go suffer wella 4 here!!! :Pi knw hw it feels to wait 4 admission list for a.b.u....bt i thank GOD that it all wrkd out well 4 me in d end, and i believe it will b d same 4 u all.to all future gongo based studnts welkum in advance to borin n stressfull life...u go suffer wella 4 here!!!

Buh guys do U̶̲̥̅̊ think abu aπϑ her manegmnt ® being fair? Gradualy dis strss Iƨ̣̣̇̇ turnin 2 emotional frustration. Αℓℓ I tink abt dis days Iƨ̣̣̇̇ abu. I still dnt knw y we shldnt be part of der anniversary... GOD DEY SHA

Alhamdulh.....oluwa s totaly involve,yestdy me dream say i dey 4 que want colect my admision letter,me nd .....

sup homies :Dsup homies

Well the stress is inevitable to every one but do you know what?just expect the list any moment from 26th of this month simply because they cant release the admission list on the 19th so pals just be patient and wait for the list to come out any moment from 26th of this month.if you like believe or not but that is the real fact

I hv bin following dis trend bt decided to follow. Am frm imo state nd scored 225 as aggregate (PHARMACY) bt got admission in one polytechnic bt a frnd told me to wait 4 a.b.u pls fellow abusite advise me on wat to do since i don't hv anybody dia. Needs quick reply

Oce4gud: I hv bin following dis trend bt decided to follow. Am frm imo state nd scored 225 as aggregate (PHARMACY) bt got admission in one polytechnic bt a frnd told me to wait 4 a.b.u pls fellow abusite advise me on wat to do since i don't hv anybody dia. Needs quick reply

my question for you ix dat do u hav GOdfather in A.B.U? If ur ansa ix yes den u can wait for it..but if ix NO better go and do ur registration for the polytechnic...A.B.U admission chances are...(1) Sinior lecturerz or any high rank A.BU staff....100% (2) Jamb nd post ume high mark...70% (3) no leg..40% (4)baba God...110%...stil ur guy hussen24 @2go

Oce4gud: I hv bin following dis trend bt decided to follow. Am frm imo state nd scored 225 as aggregate (PHARMACY) bt got admission in one polytechnic bt a frnd told me to wait 4 a.b.u pls fellow abusite advise me on wat to do since i don't hv anybody dia. Needs quick reply

i'm frm imo state as well still waiting 4 A B U but my advise 4 u is dat, if u have d money just go n accept it first n wait 4 ABU lists b/f u pay ur sch fees becos i know by d grace of God d list wouldn't pass dis month. U might lose d two or gain d two d choice is now urs, just choose wisely brother.

Pls frnds, i nid ur help. I'm applying 4 biological science @ abu zaria, through D.E using nabteb as my olevel. Nw my question is dat: is nabteb certificate accepted for scince courses like biological science @ abu zaria as olevel result? Pls i really nid ur rply frnds....! Pls.

Profzuby: Pls frnds, i nid ur help. I'm applying 4 biological science @ abu zaria, through D.E using nabteb as my olevel. Nw my question is dat: is nabteb certificate accepted for scince courses like biological science @ abu zaria as olevel result? Pls i really nid ur rply frnds....! Pls.

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**TOUCHING STORY** A doctor
entered the hospital in hurry after
being
called in for an urgent surgery. He
answered the call asap, changed
his clothes &
went directly to the surgery block.
He found the boy's father pacing
in the hall waiting
for the doctor. On seeing him, the
dad yelled:"Why did you take all
this time to come? Don't you
know that my son's life
is in danger? Don't you have any
sense of
responsibility? " The doctor
smiled & said: "I am sorry, I
wasn't in the
hospital & I came as fast as I could
after receiving the
call. And now, I wish you'd calm
down so that I can
do my work." "Calm down?! What
if your son was in this room right
now, would you calm down? If
your own son dies
now what will you do??"said the
father angrily The doctor smiled
again & replied:" I will say what
Job said in the Holy Book" From
dust we came & to
dust we return, blessed be the
name of God". Doctors
cannot prolong lives. Go &
intercede for your son, we
will do our best by God's grace"
"Giving advises when we're not
concerned is so easy
" murmured the father. The
surgery took some hours after
which the doctor
went out happy, "Thank
goodness!, your son is
saved!"And without
waiting for the father's reply he
carried on his way
running." If you have any
question, ask the nurse!!" "Why is
he so arrogant? He couldn't wait
some
minutes so that I ask about my
son's state"
commented the father when
seeing the nurse
minutes after the doctor left. The
nurse answered, tears coming
down her
face:"His son died yesterday in a
road accident, he
was in the burial when we called
him for your son's
surgery. And now that he saved
your son's life, he
left running to finish his son's
burial." Moral-Never judge
anyone.....because you never
know how their life is &what
they're going through.

A husband comes home drunk,
vomits and falls
down on the floor… Wife pulls him
up and cleans
everything. Next day when he
gets up, he expects her to be
really angry with him… He prays
that they would not
have a fight.. to his surprise, he
finds a note near the
table that reads: “Honey, your
breakfast is ready on the table, I
had to
leave early to buy groceries. I love
you.” He asks his son about what
happened last night, his
son told: When mom pulled you to
bed and tried removing
your boots and shirt.. you were
dead drunk and you
said… “Hey lady! Leave me alone…
I’m married!”

Married or not you should read
this... “When I got home that night
as
my wife served dinner, I held
her hand and said, I’ve got
something to tell you. She sat
down and ate quietly. Again I
observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn’t know how to
open my mouth. But I had to let
her know what I was thinking.
I want a divorce. I raised the
topic calmly. She didn’t seem to
be annoyed by my words, instead
she asked me softly,
why?
I avoided her question. This
made her angry. She threw
away the chopsticks and
shouted at me, you are not a man!
That night, we didn’t talk
to each other. She was
weeping. I knew she wanted to
find out what had happened to
our marriage. But I could
hardly give her a satisfactory
answer; she had lost my heart
to Jane. I didn’t love her
anymore. I just pitied her!
With a deep sense of guilt, I
drafted a divorce agreement
which stated that she could own
our house, our car, and 30%
stake of my company. She
glanced at it and then tore it into
pieces. The woman who had
spent ten years of her life with
me had become a stranger. I felt
sorry for her wasted time,
resources and energy but I
could not take back what I had
said for I loved Jane so dearly.
Finally she cried loudly in front
of me, which was what I had
expected to see. To me her cry
was actually a kind of release.
The idea of divorce which had
obsessed me for several weeks
seemed to be firmer and
clearer now. The next day, I came
back
home very late and found her
writing something at the table. I
didn’t have supper but went
straight to sleep and fell asleep
very fast because I was tired after
an eventful day with Jane.
When I woke up, she was still
there at the table writing. I just
did not care so I turned over
and was asleep again.
In the morning she presented her
divorce conditions: she
didn’t want anything from me,
but needed a month’s notice
before the divorce. She
requested that in that one
month we both struggle to live as
normal a life as possible. Her
reasons were simple: our son
had his exams in a month’s time
and she didn’t want to disrupt
him with our broken marriage.
This was agreeable to me. But she
had something more, she
asked me to recall how I had
carried her into out bridal room
on our wedding day. She
requested that every day for the
month’s duration I carry her out
of our bedroom to the front
door ever morning. I thought
she was going crazy. Just to
make our last days together
bearable I accepted her odd
request. I told Jane about my
wife’s
divorce conditions. . She
laughed loudly and thought it
was absurd. No matter what
tricks she applies, she has to
face the divorce, she said
scornfully.
My wife and I hadn’t had any
body contact since my divorce
intention was explicitly
expressed. So when I carried
her out on the first day, we both
appeared clumsy. Our son
clapped behind us, daddy is
holding mommy in his arms. His
words brought me a sense of
pain. From the bedroom to the
sitting room, then to the door, I
walked over ten meters with
her in my arms. She closed her
eyes and said softly; don’t tell
our son about the divorce. I
nodded, feeling somewhat
upset. I put her down outside the
door. She went to wait for
the bus to work. I drove alone
to the office.
On the second day, both of us
acted much more easily. She
leaned on my chest. I could smell
the fragrance of her
blouse. I realized that I hadn’t
looked at this woman carefully
for a long time. I realized she
was not young any more. There
were fine wrinkles on her face,
her hair was graying! Our
marriage had taken its toll on
her. For a minute I wondered
what I had done to her.
On the fourth day, when I lifted
her up, I felt a sense of intimacy
returning. This was
the woman who had given ten
years of her life to me. On the
fifth and sixth day, I realized
that our sense of intimacy was
growing again. I didn’t tell Jane
about this. It became
easier to carry her as the month
slipped by. Perhaps the
everyday workout made me
stronger.
She was choosing what to wear
one morning. She tried on quite
a few dresses but could not find
a suitable one. Then she sighed,
all my dresses have grown
bigger. I suddenly realized that
she had grown so thin, that was
the reason why I could carry
her more easily.
Suddenly it hit me… she had
buried so much pain and
bitterness in her heart.
Subconsciously I reached out and
touched her head.
Our son came in at the moment
and said, Dad, it’s time to carry
mom out. To him, seeing his
father carrying his mother out
had become an essential part of
his life. My wife gestured to our
son to come closer and hugged
him tightly. I turned my face
away because I was afraid I
might change my mind at this
last minute. I then held her in my
arms, walking from the
bedroom, through the sitting
room, to the hallway. Her hand
surrounded my neck softly and
naturally. I held her body
tightly; it was just like our
wedding day.
But her much lighter weight
made me sad. On the last day,
when I held her in my arms I
could hardly move a step. Our
son had gone to school. I held her
tightly and said, I hadn’t
noticed that our life lacked
intimacy. I drove to office….
jumped out of the car swiftly
without locking the door. I was
afraid any delay would make me
change my mind…I walked
upstairs. Jane opened the door
and I said to her, Sorry, Jane,
I do not want the divorce
anymore.
She looked at me, astonished, and
then touched my forehead.
Do you have a fever? She said.
I moved her hand off my head.
Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t
divorce. My marriage life was
boring probably because she and
I didn’t value the details of
our lives, not because we didn’t
love each other anymore. Now
I realize that since I carried
her into my home on our
wedding day I am supposed to
hold her until death do us apart.
Jane seemed to suddenly wake
up. She gave me a loud slap and
then slammed the door and
burst into tears. I walked
downstairs and drove away. At
the floral shop on the way, I
ordered a bouquet of flowers
for my wife. The salesgirl
asked me what to write on the
card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll
carry you out every morning until
death do us apart.
That evening I arrived home,
flowers in my hands, a smile on
my face, I run up stairs, only to
find my wife in the bed -dead.
My wife had been fighting CANCER
for months and I
was so busy with Jane to even
notice. She knew that she
would die soon and she wanted
to save me from the whatever
negative reaction from our son, in
case we push through with
the divorce.— At least, in the
eyes of our son—- I’m a loving
husband…. The small details of
your lives are what really matter
in a
relationship. It is not the
mansion, the car, property, the
money in the bank. These
create an environment conducive
for happiness but
cannot give happiness in
themselves.
So find time to be your spouse’s
friend and do those little things
for each other that build intimacy.
Do have a real happy
marriage!
If you don’t share this, nothing
will happen to you.
If you do, you just might save a
marriage. Many of life’s failures
are people who did not
realize how close they were to
success when they gave up

Hi! How are you?” The woman
smiled as she took the seat beside
me. She had to lower herself
slowly, squeezing her ample
bottom into the seat, filling all
available space. Positioning
herself comfortably, she plopped
her enormous arm on our
common armrest. Her immensity
saturated the space around us,
shrinking me and my seat into
insignificance. I cringed and
reclined towards the window. She
leaned towards me and repeated
her greeting in an upbeat, friendly
voice. Her face towered above my
head, forcing me to turn to look at
her. “Hi,” I replied with obvious
loathing. I turned away to stare
out the cabin window, sulking
silently about the long hours of
discomfort I was going to
experience with this monster
beside me. She nudged me with
her meaty arm. “My name is Laura.
I’m from Britain. How about you?
Japan?” “Malaysia,” I barked. “I’m
so sorry! Will you accept my
heartfelt apology? Come, shake my
hand. If we’re going to spend six
hours side-by-side on this flight,
we’d better be friends, don’t you
think?” A palm waved in front of
my face. I shook the hand
reluctantly, still silent. Laura
started a conversation with me,
taking no notice of my unfriendly
reactions. She talked excitedly
about herself and her trip to Hong
Kong to see her frinds. She rattled
off a list of things she was going
to buy for her students in the
boarding school where she was
teaching. I gave her one-word
answers to her questions about
me. Unperturbed by my coldness,
she nodded as she made
appreciative comments to my
answers. Her voice was warm and
caring. She was considerate and
obliging when we were served
drinks and meals, making sure
that I had room to manoeuvre in
my seat. “I don’t want to clobber
you with my elephant size!” she
said with utmost sincerity. To my
surprise, her face which repulsed
me hours before, now opened
into extraordinary smiles, lively
and calm at the same time. I
couldn’t help but let down my
guard slowly. Laura was an
interesting conversationali st. She
was well read in many subjects
from philosophy to science. She
turned a seemingly unimportant
subject into something to explore
and understand. Her comments
were humorous and inspirational.
When our topic turned to cultures,
I was pleasantly surprised by her
intelligent comments and well-
thought-out analysis. During our
conversation, Laura managed to
make every cabin crew who
served us walk away laughing at
her jokes. When a flight attendant
was clearing our plates, Laura
cracked several jokes about her
size. The flight attendant roared
with laughter as she grabbed
Laura’s hand, “You really make my
day!” For the next few minutes,
Laura listened attentively and gave
pointers to the flight attendant’s
weight problem. The grateful
attendant said before she rushed
off, “I’ve got to work. I’ll come
back later and talk to you about
it.” I asked Laura, “‘Have you ever
thought about losing some
weight?” “No. I’ve worked hard to
get this way. Why would I want to
give it up?” “You aren’t worried
about cardiovascular diseases
that come with being
overweight?” “Not at all. You only
get the diseases if you’re worried
about your weight all the time.
You see advertisements from
slimming centres that say,
‘Liberate yourself from your extra
baggage so that you are free to
be yourself.’ It’s rubbish! You’re
liberated only if you’re
comfortable about who you are,
and what you look like any time of
the day and anytime of the year!
Why would I want to waste my
time on slimming regimes when I
have so many other important
things to do and so many people
to be friends with? I eat healthily
and walk regularly; I’m this size
because I am born to be big!
There is more to life than
worrying about weight all day
long.” She sipped at her wine.
“Besides, God gives me so much
happiness that I need a bigger
body to hold all of it! Why would I
lose weight to lose my
happiness?” Taken aback by her
reasoning, I chuckled. Laura
continued. “Folks often see me as
a fat lady with big bosoms, big
thighs and a big bottom that no
man would even bother to cast a
glance at. They see me as a slob.
They think I’m lazy and have no
willpower. They’re wrong.” She
held up her glass to
a passing flight attendant. “More
of this magnificent wine, please.”
She smiled sweetly at the
attendant. “Great service from
your crew. May God bless all of
you.” She turned to me, “I’m
actually a slim person inside. I’m
so full of energy that people won’t
be able to keep up with me. This
extra flesh is here to slow me
down, otherwise I’ll be running
everywhere chasing after men!”
“Do men chase after you?” I asked
jokingly. “Of course they do. I’m
happily married but men still
keep proposing to me. “Most of
them have relationship problems
and they need someone to
confide in. For some reason, they
like to talk to me. I think I should
have been a counsellor instead of
a school teacher!” Laura paused
before she said thoughtfully, “You
know, the relationship between
men and women is so
complicated. Women worship
men and call them,
‘Honey’ until they find out they
have been lied to, and then they
turn into bitter gourds! Men love
women so much that they see
them as their soul mates until they
look at their credit card bills, and
then women become devils with
tridents!” Laura’s enthralling
conversation had turned the flight
into something thoroughly
enjoyable. I was also fascinated by
the way people were drawn to
her. By the end of the flight,
almost half the cabin crew was
standing near the aisle by us,
laughing and joking with Laura.
The passengers around us joined
in the merry-making too. Laura
was the centre of attention, filling
the cabin with delightful warmth.
When we waved goodbye to each
other at the arrival lounge at Hong
Kong’s Kai Tak Airport, I watched
her walking towards a big group
of adoring adults and kids. Cheers
sounded as the group hugged
and kissed Laura. She turned
around and winked at me. I was
stunned, as the realisation set in:
Laura was the most beautiful
woman I had ever met in my life.

There is this my family frnd that has just graduated frm one of d renowned uni.,he is waitin to be postd by NYSC,he is a great philanderer(womanizer) he came to my house while I was not around,while sitin at d uper balcony of my house he gazed at a small huge breasted girl and nt even thinkin abt it he called on the girl though before she was able to reach d upercase of my house he had caled my litu sister and asked if he could date dat girl bt she screemed,rushed into her room nd fell asleep.

The girl came upstair he took her down to the BQ to talk to her bt she gives no respons then he decided to move closer,he touched her stil she didnt repulse until he got to d extent of sexin her,he sexed her several rounds before he released her and she went away.
Unfortunately,for my frnd I was around by d by folowin day and we were sitin at d balcony wen a huge breasted girl pass us by ,my frnd touched me and he said'see dat girl dat has went past us,I sexed her yesterday...I smile and looked straight into his eyes to know how serious he is,I told him 'dat girl is demented(is a mad girl)she suffers schizophreniac disease..My frend started vomitin,he went in nd called out my litu sister,he gave her a dirty slap nd acusin her of nt telin him her condition.
The guy started lamentin by sayin'I kissed d hell out of her and am afraid she didnt get pregnant cos I did nt use condom.I was just lafin ah ah ah ah.He rushd to da hospital bt he was told to come back in 3 days time.GUYS am telin u it has nt bin up to 48hrs my guy has started lookin emanciated dat I had to giv him a ride to his house.
Whose fault?

Ibrahymoba: There is this my family frnd that has just graduated frm one of d renowned uni.,he is waitin to be postd by NYSC,he is a great philanderer(womanizer) he came to my house while I was not around,while sitin at d uper balcony of my house he gazed at a small huge breasted girl and nt even thinkin abt it he called on the girl though before she was able to reach d upercase of my house he had caled my litu sister and asked if he could date dat girl bt she screemed,rushed into her room nd fell asleep.

The girl came upstair he took her down to the BQ to talk to her bt she gives no respons then he decided to move closer,he touched her stil she didnt repulse until he got to d extent of sexin her,he sexed her several rounds before he released her and she went away.
Unfortunately,for my frnd I was around by d by folowin day and we were sitin at d balcony wen a huge breasted girl pass us by ,my frnd touched me and he said'see dat girl dat has went past us,I sexed her yesterday...I smile and looked straight into his eyes to know how serious he is,I told him 'dat girl is demented(is a mad girl)she suffers schizophreniac disease..My frend started vomitin,he went in nd called out my litu sister,he gave her a dirty slap nd acusin her of nt telin him her condition.
The guy started lamentin by sayin'I kissed d hell out of her and am afraid she didnt get pregnant cos I did nt use condom.I was just lafin ah ah ah ah.He rushd to da hospital bt he was told to come back in 3 days time.GUYS am telin u it has nt bin up to 48hrs my guy has started lookin emanciated dat I had to giv him a ride to his house.
Whose fault?

z ur fault, dnt u knw d guy z just an adam of hz kind? Wen adam was put in d garden he was told to eat any fruits except d 1 in d middle of d garden. U ought to av told him nt to take dat evil big wata melon he tuk, he shud av taken d smal wata melon of gud<ur sis> guyx al dat glitterx no b fud o o o o o o o o o!

I'm greatful n relief. Thank u. U r a friend indeed. U dont no hw relief u made me. Thank u 1ce again.@ babatunde.

Hw do i rply to a particular question on dis tred? Pls frnd help.

Any PHARMACY aspirants?

Profzuby: Hw do i rply to a particular question on dis tred? Pls frnd help.

Just click "Quote" under the person's post. Just the way I quoted you now.

i was going through the
dictionary to check meaning of
words while reading an exciting
novel, it later occurred to me, if it
is to be Honourable Patrick
Obahiagbon that is to teach us
simple proverbs and their
meaning in school, how is it
going to sound like, going by the
way he murders vocabulary...
But nothing spoil sha, I was able
to come up with these ones and
funny enough, it looks really close
to what he would say when asked
to teach in a class....
Please enjoy, and add yours if you
have....
Peace
ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who
live in glass houses should not
throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals
who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be
advised to refrain from
catapulting perilous projectiles.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate,
scintillate, asteroid minim.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters
is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles
that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are
not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on
the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell
no tales
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers
are incapable of rendering any
testimony.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's
luck
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's
serendipity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone
gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving
lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green,
biophytic plant.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a
feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of
an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only
skin deep
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude
possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is
godliness
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom
from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude. (lol)

Sassy16: Hey guys,dis admission stuff is really saddenin n I understand hw we all feel, just went tru D̶̲̥̅ programmes 4 abu's anniversary n noticed dat D̶̲̥̅ festivities don't end till 24 nov Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋☺ we shud just b ready 2 chill till den, let's luk @ it 4rm deir own perspectiv dey av Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋☺ much 2 do den avin new students com around 4 registration ll b just too much. Pls let's see reason n hopefully by 26 xpect gud news

lets see!

Emmakresh:
i'm frm imo state as well still waiting 4 A B U but my advise 4 u is dat, if u have d money just go n accept it first n wait 4 ABU lists b/f u pay ur sch fees becos i know by d grace of God d list wouldn't pass dis month. U might lose d two or gain d two d choice is now urs, just choose wisely brother.

wish pat of imo state_ can we relate on phone my bros 08130160820

BabatundeGPD: z ur fault, dnt u knw d guy z just an adam of hz kind? Wen adam was put in d garden he was told to eat any fruits except d 1 in d middle of d garden. U ought to av told him nt to take dat evil big wata melon he tuk, he shud av taken d smal wata melon of gud<ur sis> guyx al dat glitterx no b fud o o o o o o o o o!

U r nt sirioz...

Gbagaun_catcher: Just click "Quote" under the person's post. Just the way I quoted you now.

tnks alot, +lm greatful.

Pls who now abt d admission of abu/udu affiliated @ college of education minna? Pls friend. Help a friend of mind frnds.

Oce4gud: Any PHARMACY aspirants?

Ryt here