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A widow says to her lover "No sex for now please I'm still mourning my husband" her lover answered, "yea I know...that's why am wearing a black condom. pls open your legs and accept my condolence...."

This is wat happen wen u giv ur Grandpa ur Ipad http:///UYIpL7sO

Nice one!

this' jokes section aint sexuality!

Nice. keep them coming!

JAMB QUESTIONS TO EXPECT TODAY:

1. If white rice is white, jollof rice is what?

2. How many times have you written this exam?

3.At what age did GEJ started wearing shoe?

4.W hich Nigerian artist now wash cars in kanye west garage?

5.what are the names of the two people shaking hands when you put on a Nokia phone?

6.complete with the appropriate word (wiz kid) oya oya ___ your mummy. A. axeB.hask C.ask

7.Each of the following causes death Except A. Mouth Odour B. Armpit Intoxication C. Rat poison D. Boko Haram

8.How old were you the last time Arsenal won a trophy??

9.What's A Toilet To Ladies? (A) Convenience (B) Photo Studio

10.Who pour water inside CoCOnut??

11.What is the past tense of BROKE?

12. What is the relationship btw fuel subsidy and GEJ, Okonjo Iweala, Sanusi Lamido and OCUPPY NAIJA?

13. Why do Nigerians look forward to theFirst Lady, Dame Patience speech?

The rest expo is coming soon....GOODLUCK!!

mykali: JAMB QUESTIONS TO EXPECT TODAY:

1. If white rice is white, jollof rice is what?

2. How many times have you written this exam?

3.At what age did GEJ started wearing shoe?

4.W hich Nigerian artist now wash cars in kanye west garage?

5.what are the names of the two people shaking hands when you put on a Nokia phone?

6.complete with the appropriate word (wiz kid) oya oya ___ your mummy. A. axeB.hask C.ask

7.Each of the following causes death Except A. Mouth Odour B. Armpit Intoxication C. Rat poison D. Boko Haram

8.How old were you the last time Arsenal won a trophy??

9.What's A Toilet To Ladies? (A) Convenience (B) Photo Studio

10.Who pour water inside CoCOnut??

11.What is the past tense of BROKE?

12. What is the relationship btw fuel subsidy and GEJ, Okonjo Iweala, Sanusi Lamido and OCUPPY NAIJA?

13. Why do Nigerians look forward to theFirst Lady, Dame Patience speech?

The rest expo is coming soon....GOODLUCK!!

na u copy dondav or na him copy u. I've seen this b4

Ruqaya:
na u copy dondav or na him copy u. I've seen this b4

sweerie they copied it from me.

Faints!

Ruqaya:
na u copy dondav or na him copy u. I've seen this b4

I am sorry if you have seen it before, but I didn't copy anybody. I sent it here as soon as the broadcast was sent to me.

^ wat broadcast?

mykali:

I am sorry if you have seen it before, but I didn't copy anybody. I sent it here as soon as the broadcast was sent to me.

k. I've answered d question, waiting 4 ma scholarship

mikuz: sweerie they copied it from me.

eeeyyaaa, sohwwwie

this Dani na case

sutoboy: this Dani na case

hehehe
wetin i do?
i know say u no fit miss me.
mstcheeewww

Chinese couple living in Lagos gave birth to a black baby. In anger, husband asked the wife.... Chu, why babyblack? She replied, we live in Nigeria, no electricity.....me hot, u hot, sex hot.....baby burnt

otooro: ^ wat broadcast?

Broadcast messages on blackberry messenger

Nice joke mykali! I love every one of 'em!

TEACHER: Akpos, what is
4+4?
AKPOS: Aunty, I nor
know.
TEACHER: Ok, I know u
love snacks so listen; If I
give u 4 balls of puff-puff
in ur hand, and I give u
an additional 4 balls, wat
will u have?
AKPOS: 8 puff-puff.
TEACHER: Bravo! We r
making progress here. So
wat is 4-4?
AKPOS: I nor know!
TEACHER: (sighs) ok, if I
give u 4 balls of puff-
puff in ur hand, and I
collect all of dem back
from
u, what will be left in ur
hand?
AKPOS: Na oil naa!

booqee: Nice joke mykali! I love every one of 'em!

Thanks sweetie

A Pastor rears chicken in the Church premises, so one evening a c0ck went missing. In Church the next day the Pastor asked "who has a c0ck?" All the men got up.." No, I mean who has seen a c0ck?" All the women got up, "No, no, I meant who has seen a c0ck that isn't theirs?" Half of the women got up, "Oh for goodness sake!! Who has seen my c0ck??" All the Choir girls got up.

Mother: Son I'm sorry i slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged.

Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and i could not marry him cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.

Son: No i am spe...aking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father i know and so will that be.

Mother: Please dont be soo upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!

Phone: Morning Son, I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real father.

Son: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!!! Thank God! I always knew there was something special about me... Thank you mum. You are the best mother in the world…

‎​Defense.Attorney: will u plz state ur age?

Little old lady: I am 94 years old

Defense attorney: will u tell us in ur own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old lady: there I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening when a young man comes creeping up n sat down next to me.

Attorney: did u know him?

Old lady: No. But he was friendly.

Attorney: what happened after he sat down?

Ol'Lady: He rubbed my thigh.

Attorney: Did u stop him?

Old Lady: No.

Attorney: why not?

Old Lady: It felt good. No one has touched me since my albert died.

Attorney: What happened next?

Old lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Attorney: Did u stop him then?

Old lady: No

Attorney: Why not?

Old Lady: It made me feel alive n excited.I haven't felt like that in years!

Attorney: Nxt what?

Old lady: Well, by then I was all spicy n I laid down n told him take me.. Take me now!

Attorney: did he take u?

Old lady: Hell no! he just yelled "april fool"! And that's when I shot the little bastard.

mykali:

Broadcast messages on blackberry messenger

ok, thanks

wife: darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
Man: had a terrible day. Lost all my colleague today at work.
Wife: Jesus what happened?
Man: there was a fire outbreak down the tunnel and every body died.
Wife: ewoo what a pity. Darling i thank God for keeping you alive. How did u make it out my dear?
Man: darling its was Gods work. My stomach was hurting me and I was pressed so hard so i took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
Wife: darling thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us. I feel so pity for there families eah. Ewo so bad how are they now going to survive?
Man: my dear its a pity but SHELL have decided to give the families of the deceased 1million US $ each.
Wife: what...? One million what? so because of your useless shiit na him make i miss that money?

GOAAAAL...Ac Milan just scored!!!


Meanwhile...

A mad man at the Aro Mental Hospital climbed a tree and spent half day on the tree, all of a sudden he let go of the branch and fell straight to the ground with full force. A doctor rushed to the scene and asked; Sir, what's the matter with u? The mad man replied: "I DON RIPE.

^U nor well
lool

^lol. I agree...

3 rats were arguing about who had d most swagger and efizzy.. 1st Rat: I chop food with rat poison, I no die. 2nd Rat: I dance awilo on top mouse trap, nothing do me. 3rd Rat: Bone dat tin!!! see that cat wey dey go so? Na me give am belle!

Three Drunk Guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk
so he started the engine! And turned it
off 3 minutes later. He told them
"We done reach there ooooo". The 1st guy gave Him money and the 2nd
guy said "ThankYou". The 3rd guy
gave the driver a hot slap. The
driver was shocked, thinking that the
3rd drunk knew what he did. And then he asked "Whats dat for?". The 3rd
guy replied. "CONTROL your SPEED
NEXTTIME, you nearly killed us!

very nice Mykali. . . rib-cracking jokes

lol