Welder: very nice Mykali. . . rib-cracking jokes

I'm glad I could cause damage to your ribs

This might not sound like a joke...more like a riddle

BOSS says to SECRETARY: For a week, we
will be travelling abroad, so make
arrangements. SECRETARY makes a call
to her Husband: For a week my boss
and I will be going abroad, so look
after yourself. HUSBAND makes call to
SECRET LOVER: My wife is going abroad
for a week, so let's spend the week
together. ... SECRET LOVER makes a call
to a LITTLE BOY whom she is giving
private lessons: I have to work for a
week, so you need not come for class.
LITTLE BOY makes call to his
grandfather: Grandpa, for a week, I
don't have classes because my teacher
is busy. Let's spend the week together.
Grandpa ( d BOSS ) makes a call to his
SECRETARY: This week I am spending
time with my grandson. We can't attend
the meeting any longer. SECRETARY
makes a call to her HUSBAND: My boss
has some personal matters to attend to,
so our trip is cancelled.
HUSBAND makes a call to SECRET LOVER:
We cannot spend this week together;
my wife has cancelled her trip. SECRET
LOVER makes a call to LITTLE BOY whom
she is giving private lessons: This week
we will have classes as usual. LITTLE
BOY makes a call to his grandfather:
Grandpa, my teacher said this week I
have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep
you company. Grandpa makes a call to
his secretary: Don't worry, this week we
will attend that meeting, so make
arrangements.
QUESTION -
WHO CONTROLS THIS CYCLE?

After dipping Okoro three times in water, Pastor TB then said to him, “You are now a new creation so your name is no longer Okoro but Paul. From now onwards, no eating pork.”. On arrival home, Okoro now Paul dipped his pork in water three times and then said, “From now on your name na beef!!

LETTER OF APPLICATION BY AN AKWA-IBOM GIRL. "An apprication to be jour serfant.

Here is the summarly of my cfi.

My name is Ekaette my inklish name is Yulet. Ah yam flom Ibiaku Ntok Okpo in Akwa Ibom stead. I blought up in Ayekunle den we relogate to Jaba @ Lakos. Ah yam a fery vunny and hadt worging kirl, my hoppies are picking snail and planting casafa. I know how to dance asonto and etighi. My best musician is yokodo. I can sing tiwa safage and ron yassi. I have a strong glush on marfin regord. I like gooking, gleaning and washzing.
Oka mma Abassi ur rife will nefa lemain d same if u emproy me. I will even help madam satisvy jou when she is tiredt if jou think ah yam lie to you, Oka ko to my fillage and axe of Ekibaby alias Yulet d Kurimakpa baby.


Jours faitfully,
Ekibaby alias Yulet".

LOL. Gosh. I just laughed at my own jokes.

Dnt I know this mykali?

princesa: Dnt I know this mykali?

Loool. Princesa. Long time no see. I'll send you a pm now.

mykali:

Loool. Princesa. Long time no see. I'll send you a pm now.

Boss!