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Bill Gates Gambles With Heaven And Hell by Nobody: 8:55am On Oct 31, 2007
Bill Gates dies while gambling in an Las Vegas casino and arrives at the port to heaven and hell.

Peter says, “Because you’ve been so successful on Earth you may choose to go to heaven or hell.”

Bill peeks into heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. He takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.

So Bill says,  “I’m a gambling man and I love women so I want to go to hell”

Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into a huge torturous fire.

“Hey,” says Bill, “what going on? The Hell I was shown was full of gambling, women, and sex?

'That,” said the Devil with an evil smirk, “ was just a demo version."
Re: Bill Gates Gambles With Heaven And Hell by clemcykul(f): 9:08am On Nov 02, 2007
poster u should have used osama bin laden instead of our dear promicious bill embarassed embarassed embarassed

anyway the joke is gbam! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin have yourself a fun filled day grin kiss
Re: Bill Gates Gambles With Heaven And Hell by iwajay(m): 9:18am On Nov 02, 2007
That's the Demo version of the joke grin grin
Re: Bill Gates Gambles With Heaven And Hell by Nobody: 8:26am On Nov 03, 2007
iwajay:

That's the Demo version of the joke grin grin

thanks guys
the real version is coming soon grin
Re: Bill Gates Gambles With Heaven And Hell by topeteadr(m): 1:03pm On Nov 03, 2007
Iwajay don't worry when u get to hell, i hope u see the full version.
Re: Bill Gates Gambles With Heaven And Hell by topeteadr(m): 1:04pm On Nov 03, 2007
Iwajay don't worry when u get to hell, i hope u see the full version.

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