WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Money speaking)

TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a
barracks.. (you may not live well enough to tell the story)

FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii)

IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (you go fear naa)

STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu)

WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over kaku)

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (abegiii! Why not wait for the pirated copy joor)

LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true Calabar love)

STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't copy and paste and send to your contacts...............make dem follow u laugh:

stale but ok

****dozed off****

OK! ANythinG eLSe?

Where is d joke?

bright007: Where is d joke?

its hidden inside ur kpekus. But unfortunately ur kpekus has been sawed off, so we cant see d joke then.

ekeroyal:





























































OK! ANythinG eLSe?

Yes! there's something else:
*pours grinded pepper on his bumbum, then gives him 24lashes of my horsewhip.....*

azpekuliar: ****dozed off****

u'd better wake up b4 i do to u what i did to ekeroyal! mtcheww

booqee: its hidden inside ur kpekus. But unfortunately ur kpekus has been sawed off, so we cant see d joke then.

U are just too boring and dry.
Make me laaaaffffff.

booqee: Yes! there's something else:
*pours grinded pepper on his bumbum, then gives him 24lashes of my horsewhip.....*

emi?

Anyways you're looking for disaster. Better change the pepper to ointment and change the horsewhip to massage ASAP!! OR...........

Nice one booqee

^^thank u jare better person!

ekeroyal:


emi?

Anyways you're looking for disaster. Better change the pepper to ointment and change the horsewhip to massage ASAP!! OR...........

okay! i'll do dat next year

. . This one got me laffing. . .nice one

bright007:
U are just too boring and dry.
Make me laaaaffffff.

stop copppyyyyiiing me!!! Can't u use ur own words ni? U nor fit use ur brain? abi pap has clogged ur own brain??

*gives Booqee a long kiss*

Booqee

I've never heard anything meaningful or remotely funny from u before since u joined nairaland

Change style or shift to romance or sexuality section ..... Cuz looking at your straight in the eye, you're sexually active.




*i mean dis in a nice way*

*ignores d pri ck and secret admirer above me*

@bunmioguns. Thanks jare eyan mi!

mikuz: *gives Booqee a long kiss*

if swtchicgurl catch us nko? :-/

skales: Booqee

I've never heard anything meaningful or remotely funny from u before since u joined nairaland

Change style or shift to romance or sexuality section ..... Cuz looking at your straight in the eye, you're sexually active.




*i mean dis in a nice way*

since u came back from ban, ur use of English has gone from worse to worst! If u no fit speak English, type in yoruba nah..... Nobody will crucify you...i swear!

u toooooo boooooring i swear see ur beans face wey dey write joke gosh abeg who give u access to internet u no see ur mate wey u go follow dey go play wit sand
Seun u need to stop people like dis frm entering Nl

kombats: u toooooo boooooring i swear see ur beans face wey dey write joke gosh abeg who give u access to internet u no see ur mate wey u go follow dey go play wit sand
Seun u need to stop people like dis frm entering Nl

#thinking..... Where do i know dis crackhead from??
Hey, u don't look familiar.....so where do u know me from

been a celeb nor be small tin oh..... Hey if u're using style to beg for money, ask more politely, it shall be given unto u!

fooolish id iotic arssehole......!

na talk b dat who dash u celeb

4 ur monkey mind u don dey feel like celeb u b waist of human resource jor

OK

nice 1 Booqee

intresting definitions you have got there

Thanks joerux and vicky!

Dani what is 'ok'??

booqee: Thanks joerux and vicky!

Dani what is 'ok'??

I have accepted your proposal. .
thats why I said ok

Ok, u mean the proposal for u to become my houseboy?? Ok, dats right. Dats good. When will u resume for ur job??

booqee: Ok, u mean the proposal for u to become my houseboy?? Ok, dats right. Dats good. When will u resume for ur job??

in whose house? Yours? Dani go just give you 9 months in no time if im not called to supervise!