A man dies and goes to hell.

At the gate, a devil greets him,
Welcome to hell, he says.

The man asks" if this is hell, what goes on
around here?"

Devil: Do you like gambling?

Man: Yeah, i love to gamble.

Devil: Then you'll love it on Mondays, all the
gambling you want and you'll never lose.

Man: What about Tuesday?

Devil: Do you like to smoke?

Man: Love it!!!

Devil: Well on Tuesday we smoke Cuban cigars
the size of baseball bats, cigarettes, anything
you can smoke, And you never have to worry
about cancer. you're already dead.
Do you like to drink?

Man: Let me guess,

Devil: Yep, Wednesday is All you can drink,
you'll never get sick, no hangovers,
you'll never puke just pure drunk!
Do you like drugs?

Man: I sure do,

Devil: Thursdays your night, all the acid,
weed, coke, pcp, anything you want. you'll
never O.D.

Devil: Fridays we sleep to rest up for the
weekend,

Man: Why?

Devil: Well, are you gay or straight?

Man: *with big smile* Straight,

Devil: Ooooh, you're really gonna HATE
the weekends!!!

Trouble.

hehehehehahahaha

Guess He'll have to adapt

Me i dont appreciate dis ur title o.

^{welcome to hell!}