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Drop Your Lies by doublecross(m): 2:39pm On Apr 02, 2012
I stopped at ore to buy banana in a flight from lagos to owerri.
Re: Drop Your Lies by hakunajay(m): 4:02pm On Apr 02, 2012
I bought BB porsche last week but them never give me the battery and the pin...
Re: Drop Your Lies by lilkech(m): 4:33pm On Apr 02, 2012
this is the funniest thread in the whole of NL
Re: Drop Your Lies by Ruqaya(f): 5:27pm On Apr 02, 2012
I do take my jet to abuja every weekend to buy suya.
Re: Drop Your Lies by doublecross(m): 11:52am On Apr 03, 2012
hahaha....My new toyota camry has an atm machine.
Re: Drop Your Lies by doublecross(m): 11:56am On Apr 03, 2012
a man was arrested by a policeman for offering a bribe of 50 naira.
Re: Drop Your Lies by angelsing(m): 12:04pm On Apr 03, 2012
i am dating Christina milan after ditching Beyonce
Re: Drop Your Lies by mcnepow(m): 12:09pm On Apr 03, 2012
Gard almari! shocked
Dani1luv, is disa joke undecided
Re: Drop Your Lies by Nobody: 2:52pm On Apr 03, 2012
I no too gbadun dis thread.
Re: Drop Your Lies by Welder(m): 4:12pm On Apr 03, 2012
^^Me too...

but i just yansh booqie and vicky now now grin grin grin
Re: Drop Your Lies by kolaoloye(m): 4:19pm On Apr 03, 2012
@ moderator
Move this thread to game section.
Re: Drop Your Lies by sutoboy(m): 11:02pm On Apr 03, 2012
hehehehhe i luv that games section
Re: Drop Your Lies by chikk(f): 11:43pm On Apr 03, 2012
doublecross: a man was arrested by a policeman for offering a bribe of 50 naira.

thats possible in naija. U're a good lair, tell a better one.
Re: Drop Your Lies by eduson33(m): 4:15am On Apr 04, 2012
my wedding was so great dat obama was d firewood spliter,celine dion swept d compound,shawn michael fetched water,den goodluck jonathan polished d shoes n served food...wow!!!!
Re: Drop Your Lies by Nobody: 2:32pm On Apr 04, 2012
I will move this thread to the front page
Re: Drop Your Lies by sutoboy(m): 2:44pm On Apr 04, 2012
re u capable of doing that?
Re: Drop Your Lies by doublecross(m): 4:19pm On Apr 04, 2012
booqee: I no too gbadun dis thread.
you just have to shut up booqee. I have been seeing your post for quite sometime now and you seem to be a very bad girl. you criticise other peoples idea and you have no idea at all. what kind of creation are you?
Re: Drop Your Lies by swtchicgurl: 4:31pm On Apr 04, 2012
what's all these na?

my lie: this thread is fanny!

mtchew! lipsrsealed
Re: Drop Your Lies by kolaoloye(m): 4:38pm On Apr 04, 2012
doublecross: you just have to shut up booqee. I have been seeing your post for quite sometime now and you seem to be a very bad girl. you criticise other peoples idea and you have no idea at all. what kind of creation are you?

I'm taking this post as your own lie for this thread. grin
Re: Drop Your Lies by realsammie(m): 11:31pm On Apr 04, 2012
my lie.. vicky is beautiful, booqee is pretty
Re: Drop Your Lies by ransomshaka2: 12:46am On Apr 05, 2012
Obama is rili beggin •̸Ϟﻉ to be his new campaign manager. Make i accept?
Re: Drop Your Lies by Ekhan1(m): 1:06am On Apr 05, 2012
I have slept with 156 girls so far in my life.
Re: Drop Your Lies by womer: 5:03am On Apr 05, 2012
I have been seeing your post for quite sometime now and you seem to be a very bad girl. you criticise other peoples idea and you have no idea at all. [img]http://www.filii.info/g.gif[/img]

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