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Ohhh Lawd by dm(m): 1:48pm On Mar 25, 2006
A man was having problems with premature
ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor.
He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his
problem. In response the doctor said, "When you
feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try
startling yourself".

That same day the man went to the store and
bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to
try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on
her husband. As the two begin, they find
themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments
later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires
the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man
answered, "Not that well, when I fired the
pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches
off my penis and my neighbor came out of the
closet naked with his hands in the air!"
Re: Ohhh Lawd by Z4M4eva(f): 11:19am On Mar 27, 2006
l.o.l cheesy
Re: Ohhh Lawd by ThugLife1(m): 12:34am On Apr 30, 2008
lol
Re: Ohhh Lawd by clemcykul(f): 9:18am On Apr 30, 2008
wtf grin grin grin

very funny lol
Re: Ohhh Lawd by bibs(f): 9:31am On Apr 30, 2008
Kip them coming!!
Re: Ohhh Lawd by clemcykul(f): 9:37am On Apr 30, 2008
wat if he doesnt keep em coming?

will u comit suicide?
Re: Ohhh Lawd by Aiphie(f): 1:32pm On Apr 30, 2008
Answer: No she won't.
Re: Ohhh Lawd by Nobody: 1:35pm On Apr 30, 2008
lol! cheesy
Re: Ohhh Lawd by ayusman16(m): 2:50pm On Apr 30, 2008
Kasala don happen!
Re: Ohhh Lawd by folly69(m): 3:10pm On Apr 30, 2008
hmmmmn in de closet
Re: Ohhh Lawd by chistiana(f): 3:48pm On May 02, 2008
really rolling on the floor right grin grin grin here


good one
Re: Ohhh Lawd by clemcykul(f): 4:47pm On May 02, 2008
as you are lolling away please remember not to fart
Re: Ohhh Lawd by olulu(m): 4:58pm On May 02, 2008
grin grin grin grin


good one, love, loving it, loved it
Re: Ohhh Lawd by oluyemimi(f): 3:49pm On May 08, 2008
guy wasup wit the loves!!!!!!!! ;d
Re: Ohhh Lawd by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 08, 2008
~Olodo~
Re: Ohhh Lawd by jaymobb(m): 7:47pm On May 08, 2008
oluyemimi:

guy wasup wit the loves!!!!!!!! ;d

because i love u grin
Re: Ohhh Lawd by olulu(m): 9:55pm On May 08, 2008
oluyemimi:

guy wasup wit the loves!!!!!!!! ;d


u want sum ?
i love sharing

jaymobb:

because i love u grin


oleeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Ohhh Lawd by clemcykul(f): 8:48am On May 09, 2008
cheesy

lovers hmmmmm the tot of lovers gladens the heart

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