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Ohhh Lawd by dm(m): 1:48pm On Mar 25, 2006 |
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well, when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!" |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by Z4M4eva(f): 11:19am On Mar 27, 2006 |
l.o.l |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by ThugLife1(m): 12:34am On Apr 30, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by clemcykul(f): 9:18am On Apr 30, 2008 |
wtf very funny lol |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by bibs(f): 9:31am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Kip them coming!! |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by clemcykul(f): 9:37am On Apr 30, 2008 |
wat if he doesnt keep em coming? will u comit suicide? |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by Aiphie(f): 1:32pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Answer: No she won't. |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by Nobody: 1:35pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
lol! |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by ayusman16(m): 2:50pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Kasala don happen! |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by folly69(m): 3:10pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
hmmmmn in de closet |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by chistiana(f): 3:48pm On May 02, 2008 |
really rolling on the floor right here good one |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by clemcykul(f): 4:47pm On May 02, 2008 |
as you are lolling away please remember not to fart |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by olulu(m): 4:58pm On May 02, 2008 |
good one, love, loving it, loved it |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by oluyemimi(f): 3:49pm On May 08, 2008 |
guy wasup wit the loves!!!!!!!! ;d |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 08, 2008 |
~Olodo~ |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by jaymobb(m): 7:47pm On May 08, 2008 |
oluyemimi: because i love u |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by olulu(m): 9:55pm On May 08, 2008 |
oluyemimi: u want sum ? i love sharing jaymobb: oleeeeeeeeeeeee |
Re: Ohhh Lawd by clemcykul(f): 8:48am On May 09, 2008 |
lovers hmmmmm the tot of lovers gladens the heart |
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