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Never Argue With A Woman by CHIROSE1(f): 1:01pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?" "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." ( i e she has to follow the cop to the station for statement) "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. |
Re: Never Argue With A Woman by Migines(m): 1:18pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
Sincerely, tell me havnt u seen this here before? |
Re: Never Argue With A Woman by jemi4real: 1:32pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
men your joke is not bad at all. |
Re: Never Argue With A Woman by clemcykul(f): 1:35pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
nice one rofmlo |
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