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Re: Foul Language by ituen(m): 4:48pm On Nov 07, 2007
Leave me and Tess alone. tahnks for the prayer. We wanna have children that would fill 3 coaster buses (We are actually planning to forma a village)

We'll only visit u guys once a yr. Anytime we wanna come again, u'll tell us ur not at home
Re: Foul Language by tessybaby(f): 4:54pm On Nov 07, 2007
@Ugonna
I take God name beg u
make u no call Suen im name again ohhh
I cherish ma NLand ID abeg
*if Suen ban me ehh, i go seize ya own ID*
Re: Foul Language by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 07, 2007
ok, i no go mention seun name again. *But i no know say im be grand commander*.

anyway seun no need fear, ituen don own up. I just de pray say make the pickin no get seun's head, ituen's non-sexy frame, freezy's color of hair, showbobo's kind of dry chest, iwajay's mosquitoes legs, tope's kind of colored teeth.
Who remain, abeg?

Anyway ituen, no need for coaster bus, i will glady donate 2 marcopolo buses for you. I just hope that will do. Fire on grin
Re: Foul Language by ituen(m): 12:34pm On Nov 08, 2007
Thanks man. I think i can start having babies with my Tessy.

Tessy get ready. We are starting next week
Re: Foul Language by showbobo(m): 12:56pm On Nov 08, 2007
@ugonna0071

who told you my chest is dry.i have a very muscular,broad and sexy chest.Y'all gonna like it grin grin grin
Re: Foul Language by clemcykul(f): 3:16pm On Nov 08, 2007
@iteun i bliv 6 dozens wouldnt be a bad idea smiley wink
Re: Foul Language by Nobody: 5:30pm On Nov 08, 2007
ituen pls go ahead and start the baby factory, time waits for no man

Showbobo, have u forgotten that night, whn you were feeling like mr macho, and pulled yr shirt in front of me? wetin you think say make me just laugh comot for your room.
Re: Foul Language by tessybaby(f): 9:46am On Nov 09, 2007
@showbobo
na wa oh
so na so u dey chase ugonna
*nothing hides under the sun* even under the moon
Re: Foul Language by clemcykul(f): 10:40am On Nov 09, 2007
even inside the pants nothing hides!
Re: Foul Language by ituen(m): 1:23pm On Nov 09, 2007
ugonna0071:

ituen please go ahead and start the baby factory, time waits for no man

Showbobo, have u forgotten that night, whn you were feeling like mr macho, and pulled yr shirt in front of me? wetin you think say make me just laugh comot for your room.

I believe iwayjay can now see the gays in this room and communicate with them and leave me alone

I believe the appropriate time to start the baby factory depends on me and tessybaby. You guys should stop drawing up a timetable for us
Re: Foul Language by Nobody: 1:26pm On Nov 09, 2007
ituen:

I believe iwayjay can now see the gays in this room and communicate with them and leave me alone

I believe the appropriate time to start the baby factory depends on me and tessybaby. You guys should stop drawing up a timetable for us


Ituen, you've been talking about GAY since last week
I guess you aren't GAY ?
Re: Foul Language by ituen(m): 2:05pm On Nov 09, 2007
I'm not gay its jsut that i was wrongly accused. So this is the opportunity to show the world who the 2 GAYlords are
Re: Foul Language by tessybaby(f): 2:21pm On Nov 09, 2007
@ all
please ITUEN is not GAY
I can testify to that
Re: Foul Language by mellow(m): 2:26pm On Nov 09, 2007
tessybaby:

@ all
please ITUEN is not GAY
I can testify to that

Thank god you are not. Actually celebrating

@ Tess, You can really testisfy that ituen is not Gay
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Re: Foul Language by ituen(m): 3:08pm On Nov 09, 2007
Must she prove to you that she is correct.

My baby Tess, keep ur mouth mum cos these guys wanna nail both of us
Re: Foul Language by tessybaby(f): 3:16pm On Nov 09, 2007
they will never suceed dear
kiss kiss kiss
Re: Foul Language by mellow(m): 4:10pm On Nov 09, 2007
Ok o. I don't want to say anything but hmmmmm[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Re: Foul Language by ituen(m): 1:12pm On Nov 10, 2007
Good one mellow and better keep ur mouth that way
Re: Foul Language by showbobo(m): 11:52pm On Nov 11, 2007
ugonna0071:

ituen please go ahead and start the baby factory, time waits for no man

Showbobo, have u forgotten that night, whn you were feeling like mr macho, and pulled yr shirt in front of me? wetin you think say make me just laugh comot for your room.

i thought you dont kiss and tell.every little thing that we do,should be between me and you.ok?and that night i thought you were intimidated grin grin grin
Re: Foul Language by Migines(m): 8:54am On Nov 12, 2007
So much for 50. Too bad hes a gunner now.
Re: Foul Language by showbobo(m): 9:24am On Nov 12, 2007
meaning
Re: Foul Language by Nobody: 2:26pm On Nov 12, 2007
ituen, abeg leave me and showbobo, and what exactly do u mean by showbobo being gay. abeg i be woman. (FULL FLEDGED WOMAN FOR THAT MATTER)

You wey de feel like man, ask yourself why tessy left you for another guy ( i heard seun, though im not completely sure), so tay she get belle 4 100 guys

Infact no make mistake yab showbobo again o angry angry angry This na final warning, else i will tell tessy everything about you
Re: Foul Language by tessybaby(f): 2:43pm On Nov 12, 2007
@ Ugonna
Busy body!!!
i know everything about Ituen and I like am so oh
just leave us abeg
tongue
tongue
Re: Foul Language by Migines(m): 2:48pm On Nov 12, 2007
Dis luv story is on fire o
Re: Foul Language by showbobo(m): 2:51pm On Nov 12, 2007
ugonna0071:

ituen, abeg leave me and showbobo, and what exactly do u mean by showbobo being gay. abeg i be woman. (FULL FLEDGED WOMAN FOR THAT MATTER)

You wey de feel like man, ask yourself why tessy left you for another guy ( i heard seun, though im not completely sure), so tay she get belle 4 100 guys

Infact no make mistake yab showbobo again o angry angry angry This na final warning, else i will tell tessy everything about you

My baby loves me and really cares grin grin grin*but she doesnt know i'm a flirt*
Re: Foul Language by Naijagurly(f): 8:14pm On Nov 12, 2007
some people just don't know when to shut up.
Re: Foul Language by topeteadr(m): 10:25pm On Nov 12, 2007
Ugonna, how was ur day. I must confess, i love what happened btw u and me yesterday night.
Re: Foul Language by tessybaby(f): 7:48am On Nov 13, 2007
Naijagurly:

some people just don't know when to shut up.

Naijagurly, please take this advise from me,
now i beleive what the others used to say about you being a saddist,
when ever u come across a thread with replies from people like ituen, clem, migines,showbobo, ugonna, tope,me and the rest, please don't come there
coz all u do is spoil the happiness we are enjoying
this was just an advise oh, coz i know u well
Re: Foul Language by showbobo(m): 9:45am On Nov 13, 2007
@Tope

Dont tell me she made you wash her undies again grin grin grin
Re: Foul Language by topeteadr(m): 10:19am On Nov 13, 2007
No showbobo, hw can u think that way. We were talking 'bout the weeding that is coming soon, btw her and ??.
Ask her who
Re: Foul Language by topeteadr(m): 10:21am On Nov 13, 2007
So dont think we had to bla bla bla, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .**.
Re: Foul Language by ituen(m): 11:25am On Nov 13, 2007
Tope the GIGOLO.

U can never find your own girl. Why sleep wit someone's wife. Hope thats not wat u do in life oh

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