Hmmmmmm oneday away from this thread and things turn technical, which kind of opression is this

Tosat and all hr/fin hopefuls we must revolt ohhh, whats the training schedule like for Finance folks in shell, LOL, but seriously though Onavae it's OUR thread so i dont really mind the deviation a bit ( just make sure you lock your door this night shaaa, incase theres a random kidnapping attempt)

On a lighter note, to my darling sweethearts on this thread and to Onavae and co wondering about my mysterious charm, all i can say is you're all in for wonderful suprises when we finally meet within shell walls, Let's just say i'm a person with a lot up my sleeves,

Hmmm FROM 350 TO 280, sorry but i think i'll settle for the former jare, i like really big things,

Goodnight all i have some mid night reading to do,

what's up people

its the majikprof in da house

down to the business of today. well for those of you spreading gist of the SITP pay being 280k pls verify and confirm your facts first b4 posting it up here. like i said b4 a friend of mine doing the present program told me its btw 300-350k/month no be GOD but to keep the steam down lets just keep praying to get there so we all will confirm it with our own eyes. Can i get a loudest AMEN AMEN

@HUNK of the thread

i believe you know yourself well or you guys in Hr/Finance word is you guys shld not let the SITP sect in this thread intimidate you even though i am one of them una turn dey come for back and very fast too

@texazzpete

even if na 100+1 hrs of even i believe we all are up to the task abi my peeps i dey lie i for one finished from the university of port Harcourt where stress was the order and uniqueness of the day under harsh conditions and sometimes going on a 0-1-1 diet or 1-1-0 diet or 0-1-0 diet only coded peeps go know wetin dat one be and yet i graduated in flying colours by the grace of GOD then i go come dey for SHELL dey receive 280k-350k/month, dey chop free food dey sleep with steady light dey enter motor go lectures then i no go blast the exam dem never born dat lecturer when go set exam under these conditions when man no go fit make am with BABA GOD going all thru with me cos without him we are but EMPTY CANS abi my people so make una know fear dat one na small thing

@onavae

bros i hail thee oooo as a fellow waffirian i say WARRI NO DEY CARRY LAST we go surely see for edjeba by march 2008 by the special grace of BABA GOD, me sha i dey for Port Harcourt dey work one kind small work dey collect change as salary but very soon all that will change in SHELL AMEN

@cutesy

make you no worry i dey very vigilant and watchful and nobody go fit steal this our thread while im on night duty . hope say you dey kampe we go see or SHELL by GOD's GRACE

@soapdish

make u take dis fight with cutesy over HUNK Lex easy or else b4 una 2 go know another chick go just come carry dey guy waka for una very b4 u feel me

@ evry1else

pls don't mind my outburst of pidgin English was just feeling very happy tonight and decided to go all out the waffi style but i do hope all my msgs were passed across the board. do have a nice and wonderful weekend and a glorious week(next week) of call for medicals for SHELL SITP AMEN

ciao signing out

Hmmmm
This thread seems like fun oo
Jus say make I say HI n goodluck
I hope i beat the Night crawler tonight?

I go dey try 2 read this thread at least weekly,Goodluck again

@tommyex,
u beat 1 waffi man, anoda wafi man beat u for night crawlin. u wan try? men wey de crawl for creeks?
@bros lex,
u say make i lock my door? anyway i lock am. i no de house. i don go creek go arrange my boys, if u de doubt am, check my profile, u no go need prson to tell u 2 times. we de go kidnap those men for recrutment. lai lai, that 350k no go pass me by.
@proff of magic,
i hapi to see u in pidgin o. thank God say u neva 4get ur roots.
@thread,
we have heard, seen, and felt all there is to SITP. we just need to be one in prayers. Baba God will never let us down. we will all get there in Jesus name. and not forgeting the HR/Fin people, the God that is leading us there now will also lead uguys there in ur ow time in Jesus name, amen.

what's up ma peeps

@tommyex

well let me say you tried but not hard enough didn't you get the name NIGHT CRAWLER i dont sleep till morning can you beat that well i guess not so i guess you'll have to do better than that next time

@onavae

ma brother how can i ever 4get my roots(WAFFI) the mother of all roots abeg house make una no vex 4 me here ooooooo just need to show yourself once in a while you know. how you doing do have a swell weekend but with caution

@evry1else

BE GOOD


its the night crawler signing out

Welldone guys. Keep the fire burning.

there are 2 pts i will like to make. First, shell is facing an unpleasant times as regards meeting their production target compounded mainly by the militant issue. So i think while the hope is high for the job, pls do not 4get to pray for peace in this region.

secondly, cast ur nets wider o, because of a truth, shell no fit take everybody wey wan work with them.

Thanks.

Let there be peace in the Niger Delta region. Let Shell meet their produciton target and let there be jobs for guys. Amen.

ok guyz-am new to dis thread and now am desperate,
i did my test (SITP1) in ph on Friday, 7th September, 2007 at 9.00hrs. The venue is the Corporate Recruitment Centre, Shell Petroleum Development Company,
since then my good people-no letter, no news of any kind
who knows anyone-wo wrote is test on dis day and same venue-wat is happening-av they 4gotten us
help me with any info u can give

Hi Guys!
This is my first time on this thread, but the truth is I've been following up on all your posts and I must say, I'm really impressed. I'm also an SITP hopeful and I joined nairaland because of this thread. It's really encouraging when I read through your posts.
We will all get there In Jesus Name!

tonmax link=topic=91130.msg1844748#msg1844748 date=120013612
i did my test (SITP1) in ph on Friday, 7th September, 2007 at 9.00hrs. The venue is the Corporate Recruitment Centre, Shell Petroleum Development Company,
since then my good people-no letter, no news of any kind

[/quote]

My brother, no worry jare they'll get back to you in time, we on this thread are all waiting for one thing or the other from shell, soooo join the waiting club

[quote author=ololakenny:

shell is facing an unpleasant times as regards meeting their production target compounded mainly by the militant issue. So i think while the hope is high for the job, please do not forget to pray for peace in this region.

secondly, cast your nets wider o, because of a truth, shell no fit take everybody wey wan work with them.

Thanks.

What are you trying to do oga?  trust me shell hopefuls are aware of the problems going on in niger delta and shell in particular, and the number of people they want, so don't go dampening the mood of my people, , Thanks anyway, we'll keep your advise in mind too.

[quote author=tommyex link=topic=91130.msg1843463#msg1843463 date=1200087511]
Hmmmm
This thread seems like fun oo
Jus say make I say HI n goodluck
I hope i beat the Night crawler tonight?

I go dey try 2 read this thread at least weekly,Goodluck again

Yes this thread is becoming interesting daily, be show to tune in everyday at any hour to catch in on the fun!!!! LOL

majikprof:

what's up people

its the majikprof in da house

down to the business of today. well for those of you spreading gist of the SITP pay being 280k please verify and confirm your facts first before posting it up here. like i said before a friend of mine doing the present program told me its between 300-350k/month no be GOD but to keep the steam down lets just keep praying to get there so we all will confirm it with our own eyes. Can i get a loudest AMEN AMEN

@HUNK of the thread

i believe you know yourself well or you guys in Hr/Finance word is you guys shld not let the SITP sect in this thread intimidate you even though i am one of them una turn dey come for back and very fast too

Dearest night crawler i am very impressed with your security duties, infact i think we should offer you the title security gurad on this thread , what do you think. Don't worry WE shall not be intimidated, and i shout a loud AMEN to


TO all, i hope you gouys are having fab weekends, very soon the letters will soon start pouring in ohhhhh, let us spend these hours praying alotttt, All the best my people.

Cheers

Welcome to the house raevekewe, glad you could join us!!!

@Robbie Lex

Thanks a lot.
How are your cuties? I can see you have two fighting over you now.
Like I said, I've been following all your posts on this thread.

See you all at Shell Learning Village, Edjeba come March 2008!

CCCCCHHHHHEEEEEERRRRRSSSSS AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello people!
Jus sayin hello and pleased wit the no of posts and new peeps ard.Welcome rave
@ night crawler,
i see u r not taking this ur duty lightly, keep it up

author=tonmax link=topic=91130.msg1844748#msg1844748 date=1200136128]
ok guys-am new to this thread and now am desperate,
i did my test (SITP1) in ph on Friday, 7th September, 2007 at 9.00hrs. The venue is the Corporate Recruitment Centre, Shell Petroleum Development Company,
since then my good people-no letter, no news of any kind
who knows anyone-wo wrote is test on this day and same venue-what is happening-av they 4gotten us
help me with any info u can give
[quote][/quote]

Hey, i think the SITP folks have had their interview after Aug/Sept tests. Pls majikprof, help out on this one.


@ d girls
why are you girls trippin for Hunk Lex

Some of us are not happy oh!!!!

Robbie Lex n i r friends. Let me advise u girls oh. robbie lex wowo seriously, i jus dey give u girls advice[quote

me i be fine boy sha(confirm from robbie lex) so we can chat if you want

Hello guys,
just join the club,i love what's happening here.but
pls can somebody really tell me what's going on with the shell stuff. i did my interview last october,and have since left 4 Accra.i did not have any 1st hand info , so i will be glad if u tell me thanks

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm masaroke, we are all waiting for shell to let us know whether or not we have made it through, from all indications though invitation for medicals may be circulationg from next week so just keep your fingers crossed in ghana, and in the mean time join in the fun on this thread

As for Tosat my words for you are few, we go way back but take your time ohhh!!!!! LOL

Hey there good people,

This is Underdogg giving a shout out to all Shell hopefulls nationwide. Special thanks to my homie Robbie Lex for getting this good thing going. I was just on the verge of losing my sanity before I logged onto this thread. And goodness me, its nice to know that I am not alone.
Hey y'all, its a really cool thing to be in an environment with like minds.

First and foremost I'd like to clear the air on this SITP crew vs FIN/HR crew thing.
THERE IS NO SITP Crew vs FIN/HR Crew. Nobody is taking over this thread,  we are all headed in the same general direction. So what if we take ddifferent busses? People,  I say we move in convoy. One love.
(And yes, you guessed right, I'm on the SITP track)

Secondly, A friend of mine currently in SITP confirmed the pay package to be 300+. But check this out, there are mad allowances and bonuses from time to time your monthly may fluctuate to as high as (hold your breath) 500k.

Thirdly, I've been in touch with one of the recruitment personnel by e-mail and this is a quote from the response I got as at 10th Jan
'We have not started giving feedback on this (SITP interview results). Hopefully, we would do this before the end of January'

Fourthly, where the hell was a thread like this when ASUU went on that indefinite strike of 2002?

Hey People gotta go, but I'm still lurking around here somewhere.

Keep the fire burning my people,  By His grace we have all made it. we only need confirmation.

Over and out.

hi people,

hope you had a nice weekend celebration. well mine was cool and i hope we all went to church to pray to BABA GOD for his mercies upon us this coming week?

@ underdogg

nice to have you on this thread mate. your word only goes to confirm the info i gave earlier on as per the pay being btw 300-350k/month . so people the night crawler gives you real good info.

@ Robbie Lex

thanks for the name position offer i really do appreciate your kind gesture hope your weekend was swell

@ evry1else

this is the "-week" no be D-day again so i am believing God for wonderful posts by us all back on this thread sharing our wonderful testimonies of our medical letters/calls AMEN AMEN AMEN

see you guys at the top

peace out

down to the business of today. well for those of you spreading gist of the SITP pay being 280k please verify and confirm your facts first before posting it up here. like i said before a friend of mine doing the present program told me its between 300-350k/month        no be GOD       but to keep the steam down lets just keep praying to get there so we all will confirm it with our own eyes. Can i get a loudest AMEN    AMEN   

Guys with friends in SITP, Please confirm from your freind if the figure he gave you is for gross pay or net pay.

The bigger the money, the better for all of us.

Folks, I guess we all know the difference between take-home pay (net pay) and gross pay.
Your net pay is gross pay less tax, PFA & other deductions. Did I hear Mr Lecturer abi ITK?? No long thing

One more thing, Shell is a multinational coy so their tax is on the high side, so there might be a significant difference btw the monthly net pay and gross pay.

Wishing everyone the very best.

Has anyone received invitation for medicals after the sitp interview?

@didicee

to the best of my knowledge i am not aware of anyone who has been called up for medicals as per SITP or do you? from what we gathered the letters will start coming this week

@miketomi

groos or net pay shld not be your problem just bear in mind that they pay btw 300-350k/month your mind shld be set on getting into the company

well its the night crawler signing off

majikprof:


@miketomi

groos or net pay shld not be your problem just bear in mind that they pay between 300-350k/month your mind shld be set on getting into the company

Yap u r right getting into the company is the prima facie.
But in order to avoid controversy we ought to be specific about the figure we quote.

If Mr A says 280k as net pay and Mr B says 340K, u know they might be saying the same thing.

One love keep us together. Meet you folks at ELV

Good morning people

A new day and a new week begins, the week of expectations, the silent questions are echoing

"will it be this week?"

       "will i finally open my mail and see the mail from shell?"

               "will it be positive?"

                        "will i get in?"



a thousand and one thoughts are probably flying through people's heads this morning, anxiously,hopefully, faithfully we wait and pray, silently wondering what side the coin will flip, 

I know God has destined great things for all of us, whether it be within or outside the walls of shell,he has great plans for each and everyone of us,  i just want everyone to remember that even as the hour draws near,

A job may pay your bills and make life comfortable but it will never define who you are or where you are headed to eventually, the ultimate thing that matters is that you are at peace with God, our lives are in his hands, he formed us, molded us and he knows our names, he sees beyond our rather myopic perspective of life, he knows tomorrow, and he directs,  so whatever side that coin flips, make sure you have a smile plastered across your lips, knowing fully well that he is in control.

Good luck all, God has not forgotten us!

Goodmorning all. Great weekend I hope.
A job may pay your bills and make life comfortable but it will never define who you are or where you are headed to eventually, the ultimate thing that matters is that you are at peace with God, our lives are in his hands, he formed us, molded us and he knows our names, he sees beyond our rather myopic perspective of life, he knows tomorrow, and he directs, so whatever side that coin flips, make sure you have a smile plastered across your lips, knowing fully well that he is in control.

Thank you for that sermon, Robbie Lex. I'm on your side on this one. It's nice to know that the youths of these days acknowledge the one and only creator. He has not forgotten us at all. We will all get to our destiny whether at Edjeba or not.

I'm a bit confused.
This SITP pay, will it be given monthly during the training or after the training?

Is there no one out there? Or are all shell hopeful nairalanders nightcrawlers?

Rave not all shell hopefuls are night crawlers, but i am blank on the pay structure sooo i guess you have to wait for the night crawlers to come online and let you know.

Hope you're having a great monday morning.

Cheers

Whaddup my future oil n gas colleagues, Monday morning love to y'all!

Any one ever heard the phrase 'Your job na your job'?

Cool down guys, whatever will be will be.

Or so I like to tell myself when I'm not on edge.

Any one got spare fingernails? I've bitten all mine down to bloody stubs. Even my

much awaited JAMB score (back in the day) never got me as worked up as this.

How come no one (myself included) seems to have the liver to place a direct phonecall

to one of those numbers on one of those invitation-to-interview e-mails?

@Underdogg,
i called my facilitator once or twice, and was told to please bear with them that everything is still under consideration soooooo i don't think calling will change anything,

Please don't bite your nails, abeg bros, find something else to bite, like food for example, Lol

Your right men it is well ohhhh and what will be will be,

Cheers

hi all

@Rave

of course the amt quoted is the monthly stipend for the candidates so pls dont get confused aight.

@evr1else

my night crawling days are over im now on the morning shift in my office.

bye

@Nightcrawler
you can't just drop a bomb like that on us, who's going to watch over the thread when you aren't there at night, ?
You have to appoint someone else ohhh really, LOL