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Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by sutoboy(m): 8:57am On Apr 12, 2012
GUY: Is everything alright?

LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively.)

GUY: Wow! Anything 4 the angel.

LADY: I...I...I...just don't know how to say dis. I'll be so ashame of myself if u say no.

GUY: Oh my lady. U don't have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u.

LADY: U know, it's been over 3 weeks since my husband
travelled...

GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: And even when he's around, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities...

GUY: Oh poor you... You must have been going through hell!

LADY: I know u'll be stronger than him...

GUY: Sure.

LADY: Can u help me?

GUY: Wow! Now?

LADY: Oh thanks goodness! that's why I came to u. Can u help me carry my deep freezer from the parlour to my kitchen
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by Ruqaya(f): 11:33am On Apr 12, 2012
Hehehehe
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by bunmioguns(m): 12:17pm On Apr 12, 2012
grin grin grin grin I was thinking otherwise
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by Nobody: 12:45pm On Apr 12, 2012
^very bad boy u be! undecided

@op. Great joke!

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Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by Nobody: 12:49pm On Apr 12, 2012
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by Homar(m): 12:58pm On Apr 12, 2012
Very funny joke . E be like say me go try this formular on girls too .
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by ekeroyal(m): 12:59pm On Apr 12, 2012
Suto's a good boy, the son of a handsome man & charming mother.

May your days be long. grin grin
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by dani1luv: 1:26pm On Apr 12, 2012
Oluwaa jorr wa gbe mi soke grin grin
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by swtchicgurl: 1:46pm On Apr 12, 2012
is this a joke?







































yes, it is! welldone, OP grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by Homar(m): 1:56pm On Apr 12, 2012
Dani stop posting your useless yoruba language for this section abi here look like yoruba land to you . Mtcheeewww.
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by dani1luv: 1:56pm On Apr 12, 2012
Homar: Dani stop posting your useless yoruba language for this section abi here look like yoruba land to you . Mtcheeewww.
ok
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by Nobody: 6:23pm On Apr 12, 2012
bunmioguns: grin grin grin grin I was thinking otherwise

what re u thinking
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by sutoboy(m): 10:05pm On Apr 12, 2012
Homar: Dani stop posting your useless yoruba language for this section abi here look like yoruba land to you . Mtcheeewww.

please beware of that DANI oh!


i fear am die
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by Vivly(f): 9:28pm On Apr 13, 2012
Ruqaya: Hehehehe
y do u like laffin hehehehe instead of hahahaha. R ur teeth slanted?
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by bunmioguns(m): 10:08pm On Apr 13, 2012
~vicky~:


what re u thinking



forget Jo, abi u knw Don Jazzy cheesy
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by bunmioguns(m): 10:10pm On Apr 13, 2012
booqee: ^very bad boy u be! undecided

!



I bad pass you? undecided undecided
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by Nobody: 10:13pm On Apr 13, 2012
sutoboy:

please beware of that DANI oh!


i fear am die
has he banned u before?? tongue But omo nawa for u oh! à she o tie le! O le kobo!! angry angry undecided na ordinary dani you dey fear?! Mtcheww.....
Vivly:
y do u like laffin hehehehe instead of hahahaha. R ur teeth slanted?
buhahaha! You're not serious......tongue
But is it strange to laff hehehehe ni?? Or dis ur first time of seeing it?!
Re: Back Frm Banning Land....dani And Switchgirl by sutoboy(m): 10:26pm On Apr 13, 2012
Booqee he banned me for two days...trust me i almost cry for that days!!!


cos av missed so much on here......Am addicted on here!!


so i need to fear him!!

though na naught small pikin anyway

but na hin get power

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