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If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by skales(m): 9:37pm On Apr 16, 2012
A man enters a joint and says to d barman:'give me a bottle of star and give everybodyhere a bottle of star- cos when I drink star,everybody should drink star'. The barmanobeys. Next he tells d barman: 'give me a plateof pepper-soup and give everybody a plate ofpepper soup- cos when I take pepper-soup,everybody should take pepper-soup'. Again dbarman obeys. Then he tells d barman: 'o yacome and give me my bill and also giveeverybody their bills- cos when I pay my bill,everybody should pay their billsif u were in that joint what would u do

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Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by vb0mb(m): 9:48pm On Apr 16, 2012
If i dey that joint na dat time piss go catch me.
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by chikk(f): 10:20pm On Apr 16, 2012
If i were in that joint, i'll pay for what i ordered. Simple
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by Double194(m): 3:50am On Apr 17, 2012
If I dey there, na how to run I go dey look for. Hahahahhahahahah
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by bunmioguns(m): 7:11am On Apr 17, 2012
simple. . .I go yab d guy, then pay for whatever i was given
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by sutoboy(m): 5:18pm On Apr 17, 2012
wow...i go just dey laf if i dey dere cos this joke self dey make person laf.....so i go dey laf for the place also....
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by Nobody: 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2012
skales: A man enters a joint and says to d barman:'give me a bottle of star and give everybodyhere a bottle of star- cos when I drink star,everybody should drink star'. The barmanobeys. Next he tells d barman: 'give me a plateof pepper-soup and give everybody a plate ofpepper soup- cos when I take pepper-soup,everybody should take pepper-soup'. Again dbarman obeys. Then he tells d barman: 'o yacome and give me my bill and also giveeverybody their bills- cos when I pay my bill,everybody should pay their billsif u were in that joint what would u do



i go look for where to run/escape

nice joke

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Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by skales(m): 5:14am On Apr 18, 2012
Awuf no go kill nigerians

Thank god I'm not a nigerian.



@vicky

I need to talk to u in private whenever you're chanced and if u dey Lag.

Cheers...
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by Jenticles(f): 2:06pm On Apr 18, 2012
If I got money I'll pay my bill but if I don't hmm. Lol
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by meemee143: 3:00pm On Apr 19, 2012
I blv I have d ryt 2 acept & reject, if I dey dia, I go simply pay 4 wetin I order & leave in peace, because I no send d barman plus d customer work. I go reject d bill oh
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by skales(m): 3:07pm On Apr 19, 2012
Dem don break bottle for yo head inside bar before ni
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by P3trCruzZ(m): 9:00pm On Apr 19, 2012
if i were to be present in that bar,i will pay everybodys bill and order for more even ! cool
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by skales(m): 9:32pm On Apr 19, 2012
I trust u

Ibo man
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by skales(m): 5:32pm On Apr 20, 2012
No let me do dry fasting for yo head u dis flat chested little stupppid gayy
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by Kolency(m): 10:06am On Apr 23, 2012
na dat tym i go claim boko haram
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by doublecross(m): 10:59am On Apr 23, 2012
I never ordered for anything. the person who odered should be in the reight position to pay. that's just the secret and the waiter should be a witness.
Re: If Na You, Wetin You Go Do? by Ruqaya(f): 4:34pm On Apr 23, 2012
Hmmmmnnn

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