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The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 5:44pm On Apr 19, 2012
A secretary complained about her boss..... She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed".

Every time he comes into the office, I must do
the LAPTOP position
and then the DESKTOP position, followed by
the SPREADSHEET format.


I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK,
so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE,
which is most uncomfortable.


Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.


Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER,ENTER the whole day till he is in
MICROSOFT stage.


Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and Shift-ed me to his HOME where he started
pressing @BACKSPACE, and saying "TURNOVER
today"...


Many a times he works without CAPLOCKS (without "CAP" or HELMET) and sometimes as
an ALTERNATIVE he CRASHES my SYSTEM until
he loses his CTRL and he LOGS IN....


This process continues until I ZIP him and SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM !!

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Re: The Wicked Boss by Agrika: 6:02pm On Apr 19, 2012
BUWA HA! HA! you need Jesus
Re: The Wicked Boss by Missybabe(f): 6:03pm On Apr 19, 2012
bunmioguns: A secretary complained about her boss..... She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed".

Every time he comes into the office, I must do
the LAPTOP position
and then the DESKTOP position, followed by
the SPREADSHEET format.


I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK,
so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE,
which is most uncomfortable.


Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.


Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER,ENTER the whole day till he is in
MICROSOFT stage.


Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and Shift-ed me to his HOME where he started
pressing @BACKSPACE, and saying "TURNOVER
today"...


Many a times he works without CAPLOCKS (without "CAP" or HELMET) and sometimes as
an ALTERNATIVE he CRASHES my SYSTEM until
he loses his CTRL and he LOGS IN....


This process continues until I ZIP him and SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM !!
Lol
Re: The Wicked Boss by scottN(m): 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2012
@Poster
LOl Nice 1
Re: The Wicked Boss by Nobody: 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2012
bunmioguns wont kill us
Re: The Wicked Boss by digitalgeorgy(m): 6:21pm On Apr 19, 2012
Pls i nid to start my own topic
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 8:09pm On Apr 19, 2012
@all...thanks for ur comments


@digital. . . .on d jokes etc page, u will see. . . . . create new topic, click on d hyperlink and you are gewd to go
Re: The Wicked Boss by ekeroyal(m): 9:40pm On Apr 19, 2012
digitalgeorgy: Pls i nid to start my own topic

And who's this noise maker? Why's he littering virtually all the threads I visited this morning with same $hit? embarassed


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy



















@OP, I always knew you're a pervert! undecided shocked You need prayers. Otooro'll do it for you in......!
Re: The Wicked Boss by Jenticles(f): 2:47pm On Apr 20, 2012
Very funny
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 10:36pm On Apr 20, 2012
Jenticles: Very funny


thanks baby. . . Je t'aime









@Ekeroyal . . . undecided
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 10:39pm On Apr 20, 2012
~vicky~:
bunmioguns wont kill us

You knw I cant kill you baby, I love you soo much undecided
Re: The Wicked Boss by Nobody: 3:20pm On Apr 21, 2012
bunmioguns:

You knw I cant kill you baby, I love you soo much undecided

undecided undecided


na wash!!!! undecided
Re: The Wicked Boss by ekeroyal(m): 5:19pm On Apr 21, 2012
bunmioguns:


thanks baby. . . Je t'aime









@Ekeroyal . . . undecided

Indeed love lust can make people loose concentration, I mean speak in tongues. SMH
Re: The Wicked Boss by Ruqaya(f): 8:49pm On Apr 21, 2012
What!!!
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 6:29am On Apr 22, 2012
~vicky~:


undecided undecided


na wash!!!! undecided

* Excuse Me Are You A Dictionary?
Coz You Give Meaning To My Life.
* Was That An Earthquake Or Did You Just
Rock My World?
* Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is It Just My
Heart Thats Taking Off?
* You Must Be A Magician Because Every
Time I Look At You, Everyone Else
Disappears.
* Do You Have A Map?
As I Just Got Lost In Your Eyes.
* You Must Be Tired.
Coz You've Been Running In My Mind All Day
Long. . . *.*.... . . . . . .


Dis Love no be Wash, Na Real o, even Ekeroyal can testify

. . . . Happy Sunday and dont forget to go to Church
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 6:30am On Apr 22, 2012
ekeroyal:

Indeed love lust can make people loose concentration, I mean speak in tongues. SMH


undecided
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 6:31am On Apr 22, 2012
Ruqaya: What!!!



Ki lode to n ranju mo mi, bi ina Halogen
Re: The Wicked Boss by ekeroyal(m): 10:32am On Apr 22, 2012
bunmioguns:

* Excuse Me Are You A Dictionary?
Coz You Give Meaning To My Life.
* Was That An Earthquake Or Did You Just
Rock My World?
* Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is It Just My
Heart Thats Taking Off?
* You Must Be A Magician Because Every
Time I Look At You, Everyone Else
Disappears.
* Do You Have A Map?
As I Just Got Lost In Your Eyes.
* You Must Be Tired.
Coz You've Been Running In My Mind All Day
Long. . . *.*.... . . . . . .


Dis Love no be Wash, Na Real o, even Ekeroyal can testify#GodisWatchingYouWith3D

. . . . Happy Sunday and dont forget to go to Church

What do I know? This babe is meant for my guy Suto, so stay clear before
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 10:44am On Apr 22, 2012
ekeroyal:

What do I know? This babe is meant for my guy Suto, so stay clear before


no bring dt one come nw *wink*. . . . . No spoil d show nw abeg
Re: The Wicked Boss by ekeroyal(m): 10:55am On Apr 22, 2012
Good afternoon Bunmi. Hope you went to church today or did you visit the mosque on friday? Be a good boy and stay away from carnal things ok? smiley
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 1:37pm On Apr 22, 2012
ekeroyal: Good afternoon Bunmi. Hope you went to church today or did you visit the mosque on friday? Be a good boy and stay away from carnal things ok? smiley


Oshey padi mi. . .. Bt no forget our deal
Re: The Wicked Boss by Nobody: 2:36pm On Apr 23, 2012
bunmioguns:

* Excuse Me Are You A Dictionary?
Coz You Give Meaning To My Life.
* Was That An Earthquake Or Did You Just
Rock My World?
* Is There An Airport Nearby Or Is It Just My
Heart Thats Taking Off?
* You Must Be A Magician Because Every
Time I Look At You, Everyone Else
Disappears.
* Do You Have A Map?
As I Just Got Lost In Your Eyes.
* You Must Be Tired.
Coz You've Been Running In My Mind All Day
Long. . . *.*.... . . . . . .


Dis Love no be Wash, Na Real o, even Ekeroyal can testify

. . . . Happy Sunday and dont forget to go to Church

how re u doing?
Re: The Wicked Boss by Ruqaya(f): 4:25pm On Apr 23, 2012
bunmioguns:



Ki lode to n ranju mo mi, bi ina Halogen
got no tym for nonsense talk bt i'll b back afta ma exam.
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 12:55am On May 14, 2012
~vicky~:


how re u doing?


am doing grt baby just like . . . .
Re: The Wicked Boss by bunmioguns(m): 12:57am On May 14, 2012
Ruqaya:
got no tym for nonsense talk bt i'll b back afta ma exam.


so na all d nairalander go knw say u dey write SSCE. . . . Mtcheeeew

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