One evening a husband n
wife were in bed.
The husband was reading a book and the wife was watching TV, the husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife's panties then
withdraws his hand, the wife
was surprised by dis nd thought
perhaps her husband was in the mood for a lil love.

A short time later the husband
again reaches into his wife's
panties then withdraws his hand.

Now the wife is almost
sure that her husband was in
the mood. She decides to wait for
him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.

Sure enough, the husband, still repeat the move



she leaves the bed, removes
her clothes and returns ready
for se.x.


Her husband, still
reading his book was
surprised wen she
says, "dear!, I'm ready!

The husband asks,"for what"? she
says ''well for sex dear! u've
fin.gered me three times in the last 5mins and now i'm ready!

The husband replies


"Huh!!


Sex?








I was just wetting my fingers
so I could flip the pages over

9ce joke

Hahahahaha. 9c joke joor.
Abeg another one

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Omg
Buhahahahahahahahahahaha

If I were that woman, the man would have finished what he started that night.

lmfdo!!!

very nice- me likey
ehm, im reading a book too, i need some assistance in flipping pages

hehe
nice one!

snthesis: very nice- me likey
ehm, im reading a book too, i need some assistance in flipping pages

then u need to meet Ruqaya

bunmioguns:


then u need to meet Ruqaya

I pity you
dat place e be like garden of eden
too much gum

dani1luv:
I pity you
dat place e be like garden of eden
too much gum

how you take know, abi u don reach there before

bunmioguns:



how you take know, abi u don reach there before

I dey craze??
na peeping things!!
my young moses nor even stand attention!!

@OP===>Pervert

Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin

ekeroyal:


@OP===>Pervert

How the poster take be pervert??
.

onoti: Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin

Too much hate in your system. .
Pls change

onoti: Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin

u v bn noticed
welcome

[quote author=onoti]Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and me ONOTI D COWis lafin Nonsense joke...e no even make sense.../quote]

i fink u ve got a big problem dat y u re misbehaving

bunmioguns:


then u need to meet Ruqaya

of course meet me o, so that i could take you to bunmi's wife. She's waiting

dani1luv:
I pity you
dat place e be like garden of eden
too much gum

mr dani, oju e rangandan bi eegun to n le were.

Ruqaya:
of course meet me o, so that i could take you to bunmi's wife. She's waiting

oyah! lets go,

snthesis:
oyah! lets go,

wait, bunmi dey house

urghhh! Very dirty joke! And very funny too! Nice.

booqee: urghhh! Very dirty joke! And very funny too! Nice.

help with my studies pls

ekeroyal:







@OP===>Pervert

i dont think you are ok

onoti: Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin

What is dis Pig doing here?




Matwetter

ekeroyal:







@OP===>Pervert

i dont think you are ok

Ruqaya:
mr dani, oju e rangandan bi eegun to n le were.

all dis blessing for Dani!!! Honestly, Dani needs to reward u wit 1 year Ban for blessing him like dis

mcnepow:
How the poster take be pervert??
.

Too much hate in your system. .
Pls change

thanks jare bro, as for Ekeroyal, i no blame d guy cos he jst heard of d word bt he did nt even bother to check for d meaning before using it here

as for Onoti, d damsel is an eediot

snthesis:
oyah! lets go,

Naughty guyy

Ruqaya:
wait, bunmi dey house

I no dey jo, I don leave house for both of you to do and undo, jst make sure you satisfy him very well

bunmioguns:


I no dey jo, I don leave house for both of you to do and undo, jst make sure you satisfy him very well

u dey fear

~vicky~:


u dey fear

fear ke, jst wanna giv snthesis and Ruqaya some space so dt they cld enjoy each other fully

Ruqaya:
mr dani, oju e rangandan bi eegun to n le were.

....hahhahahha..lwmfao jeez..Ruqaya na wa for u ooo