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The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 6:45pm On Mar 28, 2012
One evening a husband n
wife were in bed.
The husband was reading a book and the wife was watching TV, the husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife's panties then
withdraws his hand, the wife
was surprised by dis nd thought
perhaps her husband was in the mood for a lil love.

A short time later the husband
again reaches into his wife's
panties then withdraws his hand.

Now the wife is almost
sure that her husband was in
the mood. She decides to wait for
him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.

Sure enough, the husband, still repeat the move



she leaves the bed, removes
her clothes and returns ready
for se.x.


Her husband, still
reading his book was
surprised wen she
says, "dear!, I'm ready!

The husband asks,"for what"? she
says ''well for sex dear! u've
fin.gered me three times in the last 5mins and now i'm ready!

The husband replies


"Huh!!


Sex?








I was just wetting my fingers
so I could flip the pages over grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Wicked Husband by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 28, 2012
grin grin grin

9ce joke
Re: The Wicked Husband by Onyeasi(m): 8:40pm On Mar 28, 2012
Hahahahaha. 9c joke joor.
Abeg another one
Re: The Wicked Husband by swtchicgurl: 8:55pm On Mar 28, 2012
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Re: The Wicked Husband by Dyt(f): 9:01pm On Mar 28, 2012
Omg
Buhahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: The Wicked Husband by tanimz(f): 9:22pm On Mar 28, 2012
If I were that woman, the man would have finished what he started that night.
Re: The Wicked Husband by mcnepow(m): 10:59am On Mar 29, 2012
lmfdo!!!
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Re: The Wicked Husband by snthesis(m): 1:59pm On Mar 29, 2012
very nice- me likey
ehm, im reading a book too, i need some assistance in flipping pages grin
Re: The Wicked Husband by dani1luv: 2:00pm On Mar 29, 2012
grin grin
hehe
nice one!
Re: The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 3:43pm On Mar 29, 2012
snthesis: very nice- me likey
ehm, im reading a book too, i need some assistance in flipping pages grin


then u need to meet Ruqaya cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Wicked Husband by dani1luv: 3:46pm On Mar 29, 2012
bunmioguns:


then u need to meet Ruqaya cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I pity you grin
dat place e be like garden of eden grin
too much gum grin grin
Re: The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 3:51pm On Mar 29, 2012
dani1luv:
I pity you grin
dat place e be like garden of eden grin
too much gum grin grin



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy how you take know, abi u don reach there before grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Wicked Husband by dani1luv: 3:58pm On Mar 29, 2012
bunmioguns:



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy how you take know, abi u don reach there before grin grin grin grin grin
I dey craze?? grin grin
na peeping things!! grin grin
my young moses nor even stand attention!! grin grin
Re: The Wicked Husband by ekeroyal(m): 4:02pm On Mar 29, 2012
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Re: The Wicked Husband by onoti(f): 4:32pm On Mar 29, 2012
Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin angryNonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin
Re: The Wicked Husband by mcnepow(m): 4:39pm On Mar 29, 2012
ekeroyal: grin grin grin grin grin


@OP===>Pervert embarassed
How the poster take be pervert??
.
onoti: Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin angryNonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin
Too much hate in your system. .
Pls change
Re: The Wicked Husband by Dyt(f): 4:40pm On Mar 29, 2012
onoti: Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin angryNonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin

u v bn noticed
welcome
Re: The Wicked Husband by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 29, 2012
[quote author=onoti]Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and me ONOTI D COWis lafin angryNonsense joke...e no even make sense.../quote]

i fink u ve got a big problem dat y u re misbehaving tongue tongue sad sad
Re: The Wicked Husband by Ruqaya(f): 5:18pm On Mar 29, 2012
bunmioguns:


then u need to meet Ruqaya cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
of course meet me o, so that i could take you to bunmi's wife. She's waiting
Re: The Wicked Husband by Ruqaya(f): 5:21pm On Mar 29, 2012
dani1luv:
I pity you grin
dat place e be like garden of eden grin
too much gum grin grin
mr dani, oju e rangandan bi eegun to n le were.
Re: The Wicked Husband by snthesis(m): 11:08am On Mar 30, 2012
Ruqaya:
of course meet me o, so that i could take you to bunmi's wife. She's waiting
oyah! lets go,
Re: The Wicked Husband by Ruqaya(f): 11:40am On Mar 30, 2012
snthesis:
oyah! lets go,
wait, bunmi dey house
Re: The Wicked Husband by Nobody: 12:55pm On Mar 30, 2012
urghhh! Very dirty joke! And very funny too! Nice.
Re: The Wicked Husband by snthesis(m): 1:04pm On Mar 30, 2012
booqee: urghhh! Very dirty joke! And very funny too! Nice.
help with my studies pls
Re: The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 6:33pm On Mar 30, 2012
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@OP===>Pervert embarassed


i dont think you are ok

onoti: Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin angryNonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin

What is dis Pig doing here?




Matwetter sad sad


ekeroyal: grin grin grin grin grin
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@OP===>Pervert embarassed


i dont think you are ok
Re: The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 6:38pm On Mar 30, 2012
Ruqaya:
mr dani, oju e rangandan bi eegun to n le were.

all dis blessing for Dani!!! grin grin grin grin Honestly, Dani needs to reward u wit 1 year Ban for blessing him like dis cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 6:42pm On Mar 30, 2012
mcnepow:
How the poster take be pervert??
.

Too much hate in your system. .
Pls change


thanks jare bro, as for Ekeroyal, i no blame d guy cos he jst heard of d word bt he did nt even bother to check for d meaning before using it here

as for Onoti, d damsel is an eediot
Re: The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 6:45pm On Mar 30, 2012
snthesis:
oyah! lets go,


Naughty guyy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 6:47pm On Mar 30, 2012
Ruqaya:
wait, bunmi dey house


I no dey jo, I don leave house for both of you to do and undo, jst make sure you satisfy him very well
Re: The Wicked Husband by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 30, 2012
bunmioguns:


I no dey jo, I don leave house for both of you to do and undo, jst make sure you satisfy him very well

u dey fear
Re: The Wicked Husband by bunmioguns(m): 10:06pm On Mar 30, 2012
~vicky~:


u dey fear


fear ke, jst wanna giv snthesis and Ruqaya some space so dt they cld enjoy each other fully cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Wicked Husband by angelsing(m): 11:48pm On Mar 30, 2012
Ruqaya:
mr dani, oju e rangandan bi eegun to n le were.
....hahhahahha..lwmfao jeez..Ruqaya na wa for u ooo

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