i no need to go to school.All I need na to sabi read & write.
Or wetin u think?
Come that UNILAG when u add to your profile, commot am b4 I come back next time.
Fake student when u dey take deceive small girls.

If someone calls you a pussy, look at them and say "You are what you eat, dick."

U too much my guy. I sure say na womanology or pussyology u want to study 4 university sef!

omen:

You too much my guy. I sure say na womanology or pussyology u want to study 4 university sef!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I can't use such a foul word.
I don't blame you either. I blame your parents cos they allowed you to be visting ashawo joint when u were 12yrs old.

foul word??you call those foul words??goosh.I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Good for me men. I lke to be stupid while a screw ya ass!

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

I have always been this stupid from the day I visted your house & you gave me a cup of water to drink.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none and for your information there is no vaccine against stupidity.ok

I have discussed with one of your sisters & he said the cure is to cut off your head & use it for the ritual

Your words are like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!.no wonder you're called BAD OMEN.are you from okija shrine

Yes ooo! That is my house. They just told me that your head will give us like $200Billion USD.
So get ready for me. I am coming

very funny.If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.go get some rest,ok??

It's ignorance that lead to stupidity. That was why I have both.
But you, you are a non-entity

oops,nice one.I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

It was after the transplant that I started attacking like this cos on the day of transplant you came to steal blood bank in the hospital.
Funny enough the blood you stole was HIV infested.

infected or infested??you're such a dullard,I would have asked you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

For the 1st time u got a word correct. This extra-moral class I recommended for you are doing a nice job.
At least you can compete with other students now in NECO exam. Don't think of WAEC cos na F9 u go get

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead

i'm no dullard like you.i no be special canditate like you atleast i wan use my brain and do you think NECO exams are cheaper than WASSCE

U see what I mean! Had it been you wrote WAEC in the 80's you will understand.
I don't blame you, go and take GCE/WAEC 1st. Na parallel you go get.
stupid boy!

did you write WASSCE in the 80sdid you even go to school at allyou wey be say na adult education programme you dey run.I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

Point of correction. I didn't say WASSCE but WAEC/GCE. As I said earlier, the extra-moral class is helping you a lot. At least you can boast of having 20words in your vocabulary now. Great, guy! I like that. Keep it up.

Poophead

WAEC(West Africa Examination Council) co-ordinates the exam and the name of the exam is WASSCE(West Africa Secondary School Certificate Examination).I repeat If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

U know what showbob. There is sth I like about u. You behave well when you have not eaten. But your head no dey correct once u don chop.
I sure say your parents don cook beans & garri for u this night. U no dey shame at the age of 35, u still dey ur papa house. U go even born pikin for your papa house. Okoro!

You dont have to run away from the truth you bloody Ignoramus.Anyway,I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

No, why?

I am enjoying your company. Just that you refuse to behave well cos you ate 3persons meal this night

Cos I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

Awwwwww.Thats the first meaningful thing you'll say in your life.Thats sweet anyway but i need to get some sleep.ok buddy??

that means i am fine & healthy.
The last time you visited hospital, hope you remembered what they saw in your ears. Pieces of condom.
ashawo is your name.