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Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 12:47pm On Nov 12, 2007
hahaha Omen has run for cover [quote][/quote]

hey guys, we have agreed to stop the fight.
Better think of sth good to do with your life.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 12:49pm On Nov 12, 2007
Dont mind Iwajay he has forgotten there is no vaccine for his stupidity.i am still contemplating whether to honour it or not.Migines has really pissed megrin grin grin grin
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by topeteadr(m): 3:51pm On Nov 12, 2007
Showbobo, leave omen alone if u don't want md to unleash ur secrets.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 4:26pm On Nov 12, 2007
tope_teadr:

Showbobo, leave omen alone if u don't want md to unleash your secrets.

Are you trying to blackmail me or what
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Millena(m): 4:32pm On Nov 12, 2007
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

So much hating
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by topeteadr(m): 4:36pm On Nov 12, 2007
No, just asking u to leave omen alone. Omen was crying, from the series of bombs you fired at him. He bearly made it out of the war field alive.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 4:38pm On Nov 12, 2007
Dont mind OMEN jare but i would leave him since you've asked me togrin grin grin
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 7:14pm On Nov 12, 2007
I will answer u both when I am through with the day.
Say by 11pm
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 10:47pm On Nov 12, 2007
No, just asking u to leave omen alone. Omen was crying, from the series of bombs you fired at him. He bearly made it out of the war field alive.[quote][/quote]

Come you know say you get mouth odour & u no go close the mouth.
Just 4 reminder sake, go & brush your mouth 1st before u talk.Your mouth dey smell.

Layabout!
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Naijagurly(f): 10:59pm On Nov 12, 2007
you people need help
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 11:03pm On Nov 12, 2007
Naijagurly:

you people need help

wetin this idiot dey find about??who put her mouth?? angry angry
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 11:04pm On Nov 12, 2007
you people need help[quote][/quote]

You might be right. But these guys know what they are doing.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by topeteadr(m): 1:03am On Nov 13, 2007
Omen you know what, don't you ever think 'bout saying something that makes sense 4 once. Why are you just a dullard.
Whose brains has been fed to the vultures in the air. No wonder showbobo said u went for a brain transplant and the brain rejected u. Cos u were naturally born eccentric, and u always lacking behind in ur every status.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by topeteadr(m): 1:04am On Nov 13, 2007
Why did i even reply. Talking to a dullard like u makes no sense and is useless.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:16am On Nov 13, 2007
Why did i even reply. Talking to a dullard like u makes no sense and is useless[quote][/quote]

I am even wasting my time talking to a malodorous animal like u.
Go and seek forgiveness.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:20am On Nov 13, 2007
I am even regretting allowing your parents to have you.They wanted to abort you but I pleaded with them.
Evil child! I hope you won't turn to a vampire someday.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by topeteadr(m): 2:27am On Nov 13, 2007
Omen, is that how disrespect runs in ur ancestral line.
That u now forgot ur dad had to come lend money from me to celebrate ur naming ceremony.
And talking to a low life like u is not worth it.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:30am On Nov 13, 2007
Mine is even good. The day your parents had your sex they ate 4 bowl of amala from my house.
Just imagine how poor they are. Church rat!
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:33am On Nov 13, 2007
They were begging to be my house help but too bad guy.Wake up from your slumber
codswallop!
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by topeteadr(m): 10:10am On Nov 13, 2007
Have you forgotten that i've been the sponspor suppyling condoms for ur parents when they started their family planning after 300 kids.
Or u've forgotten the times when they wash and dried condoms.
So u now see the reason why u're a retard.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by clemcykul(f): 10:52am On Nov 13, 2007
hahhaa i love u guys kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

@omen dont let them get wid it grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:40am On Nov 14, 2007
Cool! Men my parents too much oo. Even b4 family planning became popular, they have imbibed the practice.
Abeg make una clap for them
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:46am On Nov 14, 2007
Sincerely speaking Tope, what I like about is that u like to talk when other are talking. But what I dislike about u is that u are a big fool.

1st of all, have you even thought of who your father is?
Since you are a small boy let me give u the low down.

Your father was a watch night in Railway Corporation.  Once he receives his pay, he uses the cash to play pool & drink. Infact he is a chronic drunk.
Your mum thought your dad was responsible & got married to him.
After 2 month of repetitive misconduct, your mum decided to play the game. What game you may ask?

There was on brick layer beside your rented house called Johnny.
She gave your mum just N5 chew gum & she opened wide her legs for the man to explore. That one time sex gave birth to you.
I confidently tell u this. If you doubt me ask your mum in you dad presence. Both of them are aware. But I didn't say u should ask them with cutlass or gun o.

When your dad got to know, he gladly accepted the pregnancy cos he was born that way too.
More still, don’t be sober about this cos even your younger ones too were born that way.
Out of frustration, your dad started stealing & got sacked.
How your mum have left the poor man

I think it is an ancestral cause. You need to visit mountain of fire church for deliverance!
To be candid, go & look for your dad. He should be living under Ojuelegba bridge by now cos the last time I saw him that was his house. As a good boy, I gave him N50 to buy bread for lunch.
I didn’t say you should thank me. At least u are grown up. Show him little love. He is mentally ill. Take him back to your village.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by sy2000(f): 2:46am On Nov 14, 2007
I didn't get the joke. What is so special about the calabar man?
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 2:48am On Nov 14, 2007
I will continue with the remaining part of the story 2morow
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by everinlove(m): 3:05am On Nov 14, 2007
Good day All,

I am William by name, a male and I reside in Lagos.I am new in this forum and I would love to make as many friends as possible, both males and females. You can alway contact me thru this e-mail address wilimor@yahoo.com.

Thanks and God bless.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by omen: 3:08am On Nov 14, 2007
Good day All,

I am William by name, a male and I reside in Lagos.I am new in this forum and I would love to make as many friends as possible, both males and females. You can alway contact me through this e-mail address wilimor@yahoo.com.

Thanks and God bless.[quote][/quote]

U are welcome guy. All u need is to come online.
But be ready 4 yabbssss anytime, cos that is there food here.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by sog4mail(m): 3:56am On Nov 14, 2007
If I borrow you laugh, which time you go pay am back?

NA WA 4 DIS UR JOKE OOOOHHHH
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 12:05pm On Nov 14, 2007
@Tope

Dont mind BAD-OMEN,He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that FOOL YOU. He really is an idiot.
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Bestglo(f): 12:12pm On Nov 14, 2007
Can't believe you guys are still on this thread
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by showbobo(m): 12:18pm On Nov 14, 2007
meaning??
Re: The Dog & Calabar Man! by Bestglo(f): 12:24pm On Nov 14, 2007
Meaning what u think

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