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Wife Manner by sutoboy(m): 7:29am On Apr 20, 2012
Wife: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
Man: had a terrible day. Lost all my colleagues today at work.
Wife: Jezzz! what happened?
Man: there was a fire outbreak down the tunnel and every body died.
Wife: what a pity? Darling i thank God for keeping you alive. How did u make it out my dear?
Man: darling it was God's work. My stomach was upsetting me S̶̲̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡, i took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
Wife: darling thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us. I feel so pity for their familiessad so bad how are they now going to survive?
Man: my dear its a pity but SHELL has decided to give the families of the deceased 2 million US $ each.
Wife: what...? Two million what? so because of your useless shit naim make me miss that money
Re: Wife Manner by dadicvila(m): 12:27pm On Apr 20, 2012
Suto boy kudoz,i give you 53%...now clap for urself
Re: Wife Manner by sutoboy(m): 8:20pm On Apr 20, 2012
thanks.....olenu pa
Re: Wife Manner by Nobody: 3:21pm On Apr 21, 2012
i wud give u 85%.....now clap for ur sef
Re: Wife Manner by Homar(m): 11:14am On Apr 22, 2012
Damn funny lol . Njpc rules .
Re: Wife Manner by sutoboy(m): 3:35pm On Apr 22, 2012
~vicky~:
i wud give u 85%.....now clap for ur sef

oshe dear kisses to you!!!

Homar: Damn funny lol . Njpc rules .


yes boss
Re: Wife Manner by Ruqaya(f): 5:05pm On Apr 23, 2012
Very funny

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