U n ur frnd on seperate bikes n ur status reads convoy tins.....#Godiswatchingu#


You watch movie 4ur mini laptop u put pm say cinema thingz #Godiswatchingu


Your mum sells palm oil, your dad refills gas. You keep telling people your parents work in OIL&GAS company......#Godiswatchingu


add yours

hi suto , i am in lov wid you..

EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..

hw abt me

EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..

your profile pics looks as if you will kill me at home

so am scared

You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou.

You sit at ur backyard taking cool breeze because there's no electricity and u update:"Ocean View tins on Point" as ur status message on bbm....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou

Ur sitting on a bus going to Oshodi and u update: I'm driving, no pings pls...#GodisWatchingYou.

You enter GT Bank to Poo and u update ur dm: Talking with my Accounts officer....#haaa GodisReallyWatchingYou

Your 18, dating a woman of 55 and u update ur pm: "its cold I'm missing my baby", Is dat ur baby or ur grandmother? #GodisWatchingYou.

Your Account Balance is 2 kobo Only, And you are singing aloud: She Must Chop My Money, #God is watching You

You are eating Bread and Akara,Yet you are updating: I love Burger,
#God is watching u



Your boyfriend they travel to Enugu by ekenedilichukwu bus and u put safe flight Boo for ur BBM status
#God is watching u

copy and paste

more ororo to ur shiny bald head

Your mom sells stock fish and
your dad changes money, you
turn around and say your
parents
are into stock exchange! - God
is watching you.

U snap picture for ur oga's living room and upload it on FB saying 'its good to be home' #GodIsWatchingYou

Your home is having a night vigil
with some folks and you write
down "Clubbing Things" on your PM
-
God is watching you.

U dey ur backyard dey enjoy fresh air, u kon update "oceanview on point" #GodIsWatchingYou

Wishing Someone HBD just cos' Ur hoping to get cake .. #GodisWatchingYou

u update ur BBM status with "i love ONLY u boo" and 45 Girls reply privately with "thanks luv" #GodisWatchingyou

U where sent to buy fuel of N1500, and you bought N1400..pocket N100 #Godiswatchingyou

U snap picture for ur oga's living room and upload it on FB saying 'its good to be home' #GodIsWatchingYou

Suto's a very good boy, no doubt.

EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..

It's a nice thread buddy. That even know where to start and what to start with.


ok, You're drinking pepsi and you sms your gf, "hey babe am having champagne with my friends, wish you were around"

You're swimming in a river and you say "@Sheraton Hilton swimming with and having fun with friends."

You're an usher in a church and the reason you love your job is 'cause you'd carry those sweet gals up all alone when they fall.

Now God just won't watch he'll curse you.

You go buy pant for alaba-suru
market (bend down select), yet
you come write "I love my new
Victoria Secret" - God is
watching

You'v had sex with other chics and u fasting and praying to marry a virgin....#GodisWatchingYou with a 3D

You carry one bottle of Vodka all thru d nite at d club and u update on ur pm "shutting down d Bar" #IndeedUarebeenWatched

He buys u an LV bag, CL shoes, even helped ur brothers, now he takes u home and u say: baby, please we going too fast..#AmadiohaisWatchigYouFromABrokenMirror...

You cover urself at nite with am Ankara Fabric then u update: "snuggling under my duvet".....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou.

Ʊ and ur friend are on 2 separate okadas and ur update is " convoy things"...#Godiswatchingyou!"

~vicky~:
Ʊ and ur friend are on 2 separate okadas and ur update is " convoy things"...#Godiswatchingyou!"

And why are you repeating what has been said? Do you need goggles?

U are Eating Eba with the Aroma of ur
Neighbours soup and u update "Shawama Tinz"

ekeroyal:

And why are you repeating what has been said? Do you need goggles?

oops....sorry dat was a mistake

Hmmnnn. I dey hail o

Ruqaya: Hmmnnn. I dey hail o

where u hail from ruqbabe

You're A Fisherman In a Riverine Area, And You Tell Your Neighbours n friends You Work Offshore. #GodIsWatchingYou#

You are still struggling to write UTME and on ur fb Profile you put University of Ife. . . . .#GodisWatchingYou#

U do money rituals dey call am yahoo-yahoo.#Godiswatching#

You've seen SPARTACUS seasons 1-3 and you keep saying You've never watched Porn... #GodIsWatchingU

You excort Ur Uncle go
international Airport, u come back dey speak American accent # GodIsWatchingU

Your mom sells stock fish nd ur dad changes
money , U turn around and say ur parents are into stock
exchange My friend#
Godiswatchingu"

U are a cele member
and u are going for baptism and uupdate 'elegushi beach tinz'.# Godiswatchingu"

EFULEFU1: hi suto , i am in lov wid you..

. . .# Godiswatchingu"

U re flexxin bb porsche on campus while ur mumcy is at d street corner #GodIswatchingYou


White girl updates 'i miss u henry' naija girl updates 'i miss u boo'...tryin to kill 7 birds wit one stone... #GodIswatchingYou
U mess and u allow dem punish anoda person..... #GodIsWatchingYou
U be runs girl yet u tell ur bf no serx till after marriage #GodIswatchingYou

U never had shoes as a kid, yet uapprove N3m daily 4 urself as lunch money cos u are now in power #Godiswatchingu

Your boyfriend just left
your house with okada and u wrote "drive carefully boo" on ur status #Godiswatchingu