can i have a condom?,says a toung man 2 a pharmacist. 'am going over 2 my girlfrnd's house and i'll try all i can do 2 bleep her'...d pharmacist hands him a condom.he pays and leaves
seconds later,he is back and says 'am gonna nid another one,my gf has a beautiful younger sister who has bin eyeing me.mayb 2day i'll get d chance 2 bleep her'...jst as d pharmacist hands him another one,he says 'give me one more. My gf mother is absolutely stunning.mayb 2day am gonna get some old pussy'...d pharmacist shakes his head and hands him anoda one.he pays and leave
while in his girlfrnd's house,he is invited 2 hav lunch wit d family..his gf says 2 him 'dad always comes home 4 lunch,u'll get 2 know him 2day'...while he was been served at d table,d door swungs open and his gf father walks in..almost immediately,d man shouted 'Lets pray'.he put his head on d table and started 'Lord bless dis food. Lord tank u 4 dis food'...d prayer continued for about ten minutes.
Surprised..d gal bent over 2 him and says 'Seun,i didnt know u were dis prayerful'...in a sad and low voice,he replied "You never told me your father was a PHARMACIST"......LMAO

good 1 right there...definitely on point

gthat was funny man!

Tank u all.
Twill probabbly spun me on

Already been posted by two people but still funny