Donbaba dey dulllllllllllllll. Damn!!!!!

I just hope the comeback is worth the wait.

Lana1:
Omo. What's taking so long for the reply. Shey donjazet never finish from church ni?

People dey wait abeg

Don baba J is an atheist. Church is never an option. Dunno what's taking him this long.

airmark:


Me, you and one other person.

Even Apostle Skimpledawg may enter only through supplementary list.

I follow

obainojazz:
I follow

My guy, even purgatory you no go see

Unlimited22:

My guy, even purgatory you no go see

Someone who's surname na Jazz. Na one way ticket to Hades

Lana1:

Someone who's surname na Jazz. Na one way ticket to Hades

Make him dey deceive himself

Blood everywhere

obainojazz:
I follow

You wey kpan 5 Aussie girls before your 1st semester exams.

How you wan take enter heaven?

afrodoc:


You wey kpan 5 Aussie girls before your 1st semester exams.

How you wan take enter heaven?

No mind obaino. This is how Lucifer will be waiting for him when he tries to enter heaven..

N2gether:


Shut up there, my friend

Any child of mine borne of a woman, na me put am inside. I have never had to do a paternity test before....unlike YOU

Imagine being so insecure that you're carrying out paternity test on your first child. That means you know that while you were busy constituting a nuisance on Nairaland, fighting all over the place, swinging like tarzan from ballsack to ballsack in the US politics section , an enterprising young nigga was giving your babe the silent Django, from all angles

It's not by taking naked selfies wearing a bow tie after rubbing palmoil all over your body, with your long nipples looking like the nails the romans used to nail Jesus to the cross. I bet the guy that shot up your girlfriends club was fat and unfit...maybe it was even kasali the neighbourhood panelbeater..maybe it was a combination of Kasali and friends sef - Jimoh the carpenter, Wasiu the rewire, and of course Tope that bet9ja kiosk attendant

What I find hilarious, is that your babe considered you the mugu to raise the kid. Bro she just validated everything everybody here has ever said about you - you are a cuckold, an okobo, a eunuch, a nuisance, a pucci, a stan, and your big toe is longer than your deek

They brought another man's child for you to raise bro, and it was only the miracle of modern technology that saved you. IT COULD NEVER BE ME

Donjazet is on his way to Valhalla. You must join Odin in the underworld

Griffon:


Donjazet is on his way to Valhalla. You must join Odin in the underworld

On his way?

Man left Valhalla already, on his way to The Underworld to chill with Hades.

olabode89:


On his way?

Man left Valhalla already, on his way to The Underworld to chill with Hades.

Na who dey book flight sef? Una no dey gree punch land before finding mans next destination

Griffon:


Na who dey book flight sef? Una no dey gree punch land before finding mans next destination

My hand no follow o... Nihilist booked all them flights, First Class with them ruthless hooks from the hips. I will be dumbfounded if DonJ can come back from that KO to continue the brawl Lethwei style

afrodoc:


You wey kpan 5 Aussie girls before your 1st semester exams.

How you wan take enter heaven?

E go enter joor... he was only doing the lord's work

Unlimited22:

My guy, even purgatory you no go see

On thy day... una go shout ojoro

afrodoc:


You wey kpan 5 Aussie girls before your 1st semester exams.

How you wan take enter heaven?

In my defence... I Dey my own, five Aussie girls kpan me before first semester finish.. Angels will understand

obainojazz:
In my defence... I Dey my own, five Aussie girls kpan me before first semester finish.. Angels will understand

Hahahaha... bad man!

Baba enjoy yourself jare. Chai I just get flash back of those exchange student party days and nights after pub crawl paroles.

Bville02:
Donbaba dey dulllllllllllllll. Damn!!!!!

I just hope the comeback is worth the wait.

Those were fatal head shots bro. A comeback may be seen after few months in a coma.

obainojazz:
In my defence... I Dey my own, five Aussie girls kpan me before first semester finish.. Angels will understand

Hehehehe.

Reminds me of the story of a Uni boy that kpan one girl at a party while both were drunk. Quickly the boy go report the girl for raping him BEFORE she could report him for raping her. Me Too movement and the university governing council weak.

Whether na obainojazz kpan 5 girls or na 5 girls kpan obainojazz depends on which direction you are looking at it from. Kpanning is a scalar activity.

obainojazz:
I follow

I meant the real heaven, wasn't talking about New Zealand.

iamoyindamola:

Me I never see 1
We are going to hell

You and who?

afrodoc:



Hehehehe.

Reminds me of the story of a Uni boy that kpan one girl at a party while both were drunk. Quickly the boy go report the girl for raping him BEFORE she could report him for raping her. Me Too movement and the university governing council weak.

Whether na obainojazz kpan 5 girls or na 5 girls kpan obainojazz depends on which direction you are looking at it from. Kpanning is a scalar activity.

Omoloomo, big brain move

OVA200:

People wey go make heaven for this thread no reach 3.

I have been trying to add to our number, but, seriously, it has been difficult.

airmark:


Me, you and one other person.

Even Apostle Skimpledawg may enter only through supplementary list.

Are you sure you are one of us?

hensben:
Baba stop this yarn about VVD. Liverpool greatly miss his present in that team. I always show my Liverpool friends your comment, they get pissed and wish they can see you in person to tutor you on what VVD brings to their team.

These same friends that you see everyday that cannot tutor you on football that makes you still spew funny opinions daily

If you are like your friends then there is nothing to look forward to

raumdeuter:


These same friends that you see everyday that cannot tutor you on football that makes you still spew funny opinions daily

If you are like your friends then there is nothing to look forward to

raumdeuter:


My team just won the CL yours has not played a final un almost a decade

So you’re exempted from playing semifinals because you just won the trophy?

This your school of thought is so bad.

airmark:


Pulisic made a mincemeat of his Bayern defence while in Dortmund and left a bitter pill in his mouth.

Even Tuchel confirmed that Pulisic has hit form before the Crystal Palace match.

Tuchel:
“It’s to do with form and work-rate.”

“With Timo, we are close to overusing him and there’s no point in doing that. Christian is in good form so I want to have the competition for the position.”

Almost everyone here knows airmarks opinion are morronic and borderline retarded

Acording to Transfermarkt, Pulisic played Bayern 7 times. Lost 5 won 2.

Now lets look at the 2 wins
Dortmund 1 Bayern 0 November 19 2016
Pulisic came in as a time-wasting sub in the 88th minute to replace injured Schmelzer

The second win
On April 26 2017
Dortmund won 3-2
Pulisic came in the 80th minute after all the goals have been scored

Meanwhile, in the 5 losses, Pulisic played 90mins in 4 and 75 mins in 1

Summarily, when they reduced Pulisic involvement to minimal, Dortmund wins, when he plays a lot they lose

I am sure the 4 people who liked your posts are probably ashamed of themselves right now

olabode89:


Hahahaha... bad man!

Baba enjoy yourself jare. Chai I just get flash back of those exchange student party days and nights after pub crawl paroles.

Me na good boy jare I never reach una

BikeMan:
So you’re exempted from playing semifinals because you just won the trophy?

This your school of thought is so bad.

The last time your team played a semi was 7yrs ago, And you think you have something over a team that won the CL 8months ago

Like bikeman like hensben fellow citadel students

afrodoc:



Hehehehe.

Reminds me of the story of a Uni boy that kpan one girl at a party while both were drunk. Quickly the boy go report the girl for raping him BEFORE she could report him for raping her. Me Too movement and the university governing council weak.

Whether na obainojazz kpan 5 girls or na 5 girls kpan obainojazz depends on which direction you are looking at it from. Kpanning is a scalar activity.

very smart guy... personally I avoid them drunk girls

afrodoc:



Hehehehe.

Reminds me of the story of a Uni boy that kpan one girl at a party while both were drunk. Quickly the boy go report the girl for raping him BEFORE she could report him for raping her. Me Too movement and the university governing council weak.

Whether na obainojazz kpan 5 girls or na 5 girls kpan obainojazz depends on which direction you are looking at it from. Kpanning is a scalar activity.

This is a Boris Spassky or Bobby Fischer style chess move.