Bayern's recent history in a sentence

Made UCL finals, and losing it to Chelsea in their backyard
Won UCL
Employed Pep, could only beat weak UCL opponents, losing to decent opponents like ATM
Then Pep runs away
...
... Team revived
Bayern wins UCL

Short but true story

Then he takes an EPL top two team from UCL semi finals to after many seasons and a net spend of 500m to UCL final where he lost with barely a shot on target

Havertz10:
only his wins with pep are valid

I think Those are even the only times he scored in a final either for club or NT

Exonerate1:
Matches- 13
Goals Scored- 23
Goals Conceded- 4 (New Record)
Most Appearances- Kante
Top Chelsea Scorer- Giroud (6)
Top Chelsea Assist- Havertz (3)
Highest Ball Recovery- Jorginho (85)

⭐️Champions Of Europe 2021⭐️
#CFC #ChelseaChampions

so havertz had the most assists, Havertz provided more goals than mount with less game time, while being played out of position, can't wait for the euros to begin

Goldmine ahead

popizaino:


I dont even want to talk about the national team so they dont accuse me of trying to turn amala .

I will remove Argentina from my post then so it's not a diversion

raumdeuter:


2006 win, Messi got injured in the 2nd round and didn't play the rest of the tournament

2015 win he has Neymar and Suarez helping him.

7 other years na cricket scores embarrassment

Did Neymar and Suarez outscore Messi in that season's Ucl?

Abi you want us to open book on Neymar too?

airmark:


Which one is won him convincingly? You are a clown.

I can't even remember the coaches of Monaco and Lyon that flogged the fraud out of Ucl.

Man never entered UCL final for 10yrs until he spent over 1bn and only to get flogged out by a team of juveniles like Reece James, Mount, Wernermighty and Fraudvertz (in Oasis007's mournful voice).

Messi even played a key part in knocking him out in 14/15

Havertz10:
so havertz had the most assists, Havertz provided more goals than mount with less game time, while being played out of position, can't wait for the euros to begin

Goldmine ahead

Lol

BlueAngel444:
Bayern's recent history in a sentence

Made UCL finals, and losing it to Chelsea in their backyard
Won UCL
Employed Pep, could only beat weak UCL opponents, losing to decent opponents like ATM
Then Pep runs away
...
... Team revived
Bayern wins UCL

Short but true story

Then he takes an EPL top two team from UCL semi finals to after many seasons and a net spend of 500m to UCL final where he lost with barely a shot on target

The story of a fraud known as Fraudiola.

BlueAngel444:
then you are saying even Messi needs Neymar or an Iniesta to lift an international trophy

Barcelona cricket scoreline without Pep
Pep left 2012
2013 Bayern 7 Barcelona with Messi 0
2016 PSG 4 Barcelona with Messi 0 until the Neymar magic to win the return leg 6-1
2017 Juventus 3 Barcelona with Messi 0
2018 Roma 3 Barcelona with Messi 0
2019 Liverpool 4 Barcelona with Messi 0
2020 Bayern 8 Barcelona with Messi 2
2021 PSG 4 Barcelona with Messi 1

Those are the miracles Messi is performing for Barcelona without Pep

Messi the carrier of Pep is carrying all the other Barcelona coaches to cricket scorelines

airmark:


Did Neymar and Suarez outscore Messi in that season's Ucl?

Abi you want us to open book on Neymar too?

Did Messi outscore Neymar in that season?
Since Neymar left
Roma 3 Barcelona 0
Liverpool 4 Barcelona 0
Bayern 8 Barcelona 2
Psg 4 Barcelona 1

Who knows what would have happened if Neymar was not there vs PSG in 2016

Kilishihunter:

Messi even played a key part in knocking him out in 14/15

Raumdeuter's tiebreaker - When they met.

Messi >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guardiola

Messi with Pep
2009 Barcelona win
2010 Inter 3 Barcelona 2
2011 Barcelona win
2012 Chelsea 3 Barcelona 2

All wins or narrow losses

airmark:


Maybe, just as Lyon had better players than Fraudiola when they flogged him out of UCL last season.

Wasn't that the quarter final? Was kwonti banned from participating in it?

It is one thing to be aiming for the UCL every season and another to be aiming for yurokpa and keeping a reasonable job every year.

Does kwonti even know how UCL works? Cos I don't think he has gotten far enough to know about the peculiarities of the competition.

airmark:


Raumdeuter's tie breaker - When they met.

Messi >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guardiola

You mean the game Barcelona had Suarez and Neymar while Bayern was missing Robben Ribery Alaba plus Lewandowski with a broken nose

swiz123:


Wasn't that the quarter final? Was kwonti banned from participating in it?

It is one thing to be aiming for the UCL every season and another to be aiming for yurokpa and keeping a reasonable job every year.

Does kwonti even know how UCL works? Cos I don't think he has gotten far enough to know about the peculiarities of the competition.

Cuntay that gets knocked out by Shaktar Donetsk and Mochengladbach

Without Google, I doubt 5 posters can name 5 players in both Teams

airmark:


Which one is won him convincingly? You are a clown.

I can't even remember the coaches of Monaco and Lyon that flogged the fraud out of Ucl.

Man never entered UCL final for 10yrs until he spent over 1bn and only to get flogged out by a team of juveniles like Reece James, Mount, Wernermighty and Fraudvertz (in Oasis007's mournful voice).

Yes, the Lyon and Monaco knocked him out but were never better than him on the field of play just as we were never better than Barcelona in 2012 but luck struck so that his conviction I meant there.

raumdeuter:
Messi with Pep
2009 Barcelona win
2010 Inter 3 Barcelona 2
2011 Barcelona win
2012 Chelsea 3 Barcelona 2

All wins or narrow losses

Notable for messi's penalty miss.

raumdeuter:


Cuntay that gets knocked out by Shaktar Donetsk and Mochengladbach

Without Google, I doubt 5 posters can name 5 players in both Teams

Airmark thinks winning Seria A against mediocre coaches justifies the kind of pressure kwonti applied on Inter's wage bill with his quater of a hundred players. Or maybe he think those players are playing for free

raumdeuter:


All over the world na so e be

Thought it's only conversant with churches in Naija

swiz123:


Wasn't that the quarter final? Was kwonti banned from participating in it?

It is one thing to be aiming for the UCL every season and another to be aiming for yurokpa and keeping a reasonable job every year.

Does kwonti even know how UCL works? Cos I don't think he has gotten far enough to know about the peculiarities of the competition.

Somebody that couldn't use Juventus to win ordinary Europa league, losing to Benefica in the semi finals shouldn't be use to troll pep Guardiola.

swiz123:


Airmark thinks winning Seria A against mediocre coaches justifies the kind of pressure kwonti applied on Inter's wage bill with his quater of a hundred players. Or maybe he think those players are playing for free

Juventus had to appoint a kindergarten coach in Pirlo to allow Inter see road

Maybe Inter sef see say na scam cos they have been trying to fire him since last season before they finally did this season

Nezzjnr:

Thought it's only conversant with churches in Naija

It's the American pentecostal style, most big churches are inherited by the family of the owner

popizaino:


Notable for messi's penalty miss.

Pep made messi the player he is today, just like saying foden made pep successful last season

People are just being ridiculous

Havertz10:
Pep made messi the player he is today, just like saying foden made pep successful last season

People are just being ridiculous

Exactly, evidence is the number of ballon d'or he won with pep Guardiola in the little period they were together.

airmark:


The story of a fraud known as Fraudiola.

I am reviewing the teams that stopped him in UCL
In 2012 Barca were said to be about to do a "zidane" long before there was a "zidane" by winning UCL back to back. Barca were favorites but there was no Overbo or whatever and Pep lost.

He needed a year rest to recover
Then he went to Bayern in 2013/14 the first real top team he faced was Madrid, it ended in defeat
2014/2015 he faced Barca and lost, first real test and challenge

All the while Pep had noticed how good city were, most likely planning to join them

Then 2015/2016 after defeating Juventus everyone thought yes this year definitely, no other team could surely stop Pep with this great Bayern team, then here comes ATM

So Pep runs to Man City, where he had his prepared line of, Man City "lacks experience", "needs time to ***", and other excuses till he had to admit failing to win the UCL made him a failure, if he was in Chelsea he would have been sacked

Losing to Chelsea, Lyon, Tottenham, Liverpool, Monaco


His first UCL was down to ref, Messi and a gift from Alex Fergie, though beating Bayern was a great feat, it also meant they were favorites

9/10 even with his invisibles he couldn't beat inter Milan playing old men


Then Mou fvcked up and Alex gave him another UCL wrapped in a gift bag.


In all these years Pep has used the best teams yet he had to rely on lucky draw, pure luck, ref or Alex ferguson

raumdeuter:


Barcelona cricket scoreline without Pep
Pep left 2012
2013 Bayern 7 Barcelona with Messi 0
2016 PSG 4 Barcelona with Messi 0 until the Neymar magic to win the return leg 6-1
2017 Juventus 3 Barcelona with Messi 0
2018 Roma 3 Barcelona with Messi 0
2019 Liverpool 4 Barcelona with Messi 0
2020 Bayern 8 Barcelona with Messi 2
2021 PSG 4 Barcelona with Messi 1

Those are the miracles Messi is performing for Barcelona without Pep

Messi the carrier of Pep is carrying all the other Barcelona coaches to cricket scorelines

I have never posted Messi carried Pep but I agree with you that without Neymar Messi has really fallen low

BlueAngel444:
I have never posted Messi carried Pep but I agree with you that without Neymar Messi has really fallen low

Because he didn't win the UCL, ballon d or or golden boot, Which one bro? Even that season y'all are saying he carried Messi, the latter was joint top scorer alongside him and Ronaldo, had the most assists in the season (6) and won the UEFA player of the year, if you call neymar, don't forget to also call Dani Alves, ter Stegen and Umtiti

Havertz10:
Pep made messi the player he is today, just like saying foden made pep successful last season

People are just being ridiculous

Messi came second in balloon d'or age 20 before pep came.
He was always destined for greatness.
Pep was privileged to coach a peak Messi & not the other way around

kendrick9:
Messi came second in balloon d'or age 20 before pep came.
He was always destined for greatness.
Pep was privileged to coach a peak Messi & not the other way around

When was this Messi peak? How long did this peak last for? Did he drop off his peak immediately Pep left him at age 25?

Was any of his cricket scorelines during Messis peak

What did other coaches who managed Messi at his peak achieve for club and country

Lets catalogue all Messis goals per season before Pep, during Pep and after Pep to see

I just hope say na with this same intensity una take pray for Nigeria this Sunday ..

Psg snapping up gini means Chelsea have a free run to Niguez, someone at the board should "better call Saul"

We sign him and loan Gilmour he needs a full season of professional game time

airmark:


Go and give Fraudiola, Ashley Young, Darmian, Bayern's flop Perisick, Alosses Sanchez, Scummies' left strikeback Lukaku and let's see if he will get 1 point from the group.

How many among these 31 with majority being 2 for 5 naira/free players, can break into Fraudiola's first 11?

They keep shouting 31 players like say Pep go fit use them win rubber spoon.