Exhibit 16 – Khaki no be leather. . .

Exhibit 17 – Kids of nowadays don’t know football. . .

Exhibit 18 – No Lampard first-time vision, No Champions League

Exhibit 19 – The only pre-assist in this compilation. . . that freed Ramires to cross for Drogba in UCL first leg 1-0 win vs Barca. . . I repeat . . No Lampard first-time vision, No Champions League

Exhibit 20 – Son of Man!!!

Exhibit 21 – Next time I mention Lampard and first-time vision, don’t mention Modric!

Exhibit 23 – No look first time assist. . . . Blood of God!!!

Exhibit 24 – Why Dull with fancy touches when the striker is already through?

Exhibit 25 – People don't appreciate simple effectiveness. They will be clapping if one clown starts dribbling in this position instead of assisting quickly like Sir Frank.

Exhibit 26 – First time vision? He better change name from Modric to Mod Poor!!!

Exhibit 27 – Dem no born una well

Exhibit 28 – First-time GOD!!!!

Exhibit 29 – One touch will do. . . curl this ball round these niggas with no time-wasting. . . . Leave waste for LAWMA!

Exhibit 30 – Why waste time!!!

Exhibit 31 – My people perish for too many touches!

Exhibit 32 – Before even receiving ball, you already know what to do with it with one touch. . . . First time KING!

That's just a sample of some of Lampard's first-time assists. . . which should be more that Modric's whole career assists in the top leagues.

When I talk of first-time vision, I already know what I am saying before I said it.

Some shyt happens too fast for slow niggas to catch. . . they will be busy hailing ineffective touches of the ball that look good.

Lampard's first-time vision belongs in an elite category you don't mention any and any nigga in.

That's why some niggas be closing on 200 career assists and some niggas cannot hit double figures for one season in their life. . . they cannot be compared because they are not effective enough, and do not have the vision of their teammates positions BEFORE they receive the ball to release balls with urgency.

Sorry for blowing una data.

Lampard the one-touch, visionary & pass maestro...

Lampard is the king of first time pass, Modric is not visionless.

That's all folks!

Ibime just vex fill the whole thread with gifs.

Griffon:
Lampard is the king of first time pass, Modric is not visionless.

That's all folks!

I don't wanna say anything about Modric because I have my reservation, but that Brazilian guy called Oscar gets me vexed a lot with that his stupid nutmegs littered all over the pitch.

Lampard my switest heart dat broke my heart

Bimffo:


I don't wanna say anything about Modric because I have my reservation, but that Brazilian guy called Oscar gets me vexed a lot with that his stupid nutmegs littered all over the pitch.

Oscar when compared to real midfielders is a disgrace to football. Bloody dude keeps running with the ball like it's a temple run. He fails to authoritatively dominate the middle of the park, he fails to make his presence get felt in the midfield.

He's not a true midfielder, a winger or attacker maybe.

Welcome pato to the best club on earth

Chestar5:
Welcome pato to the best club on earth

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Ibime:
That's just a sample of some of Lampard's first-time assists. . . which should be more that Modric's whole career assists in the top leagues.

When I talk of first-time vision, I already know what I am saying before I said it.

Some shyt happens too fast for slow niggas to catch. . . they will be busy hailing ineffective touches of the ball that look good.

Lampard's first-time vision belongs in an elite category you don't mention any and any nigga in.

That's why some niggas be closing on 200 career assists and some niggas cannot hit double figures for one season in their life. . . they cannot be compared because they are not effective enough, and do not have the vision of their teammates positions BEFORE they receive the ball to release balls with urgency.

Sorry for blowing una data.

All this one you are saying is story...

The simple question we posed to you, you are yet to answer.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3347894_xavi_png2631ee39004e10093a3b265d94b366ed

Xavi Hernandez clearly falls into that category you are talking about. Lampard is 'closing in on 200 career assists', Xavi left Barca with only 66! You can see from the stats above how Xavi only got 'double figure assists' once in la liga between 2009 and 2015

Again very simple question. Is Xavi Visonless? Yes or No?

Thanks for the gifs by the way. Its good to appreciate our legends. But what you've done is the equivalent of driving from Ajah through Epe to Ikeja and Over 3rd mainland bridge just to go to Ikoyi because you know wan pay Lekki Toll Fee.

Nihilist:


All this one you are saying is story...

The simple question we posed to you, you are yet to answer.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3347894_xavi_png2631ee39004e10093a3b265d94b366ed

Xavi Hernandez clearly falls into that category you are talking about. Lampard is 'closing in on 200 career assists', Xavi left Barca with only 66! You can see from the stats above how Xavi only got 'double figure assists' once in la liga between 2009 and 2015

Again very simple question. Is Xavi Visonless? Yes or No?

Thanks for the gifs by the way. Its good to appreciate our legends. But what you've done is the equivalent of driving from Ajah through Epe to Ikeja and Over 3rd mainland bridge just to go to Ikoyi because you know wan pay Lekki Toll Fee.

Exhibit A...Exhibit B.....Exhibit C

Order!!

Ok objection sustained

Are you happy now?

Chestar5:
Lampard my switest heart dat broke my heart

I thought I was the only one,he just tore my heart.....Lampard that we are trying to forget

Ibime:
[size=15pt]I'm about to finish Modric whole career catalogue of assists in Lampard FIRST-TIME ASSISTS only.

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I quit understand your point bro. The problem with most guys on here when you say delap had a better throw than okocha then, they think you are implying delap is a better footballer than okocha. Their sentimental mind make them reason illogical..Lampard>>>>modric though.