dopeJemi:




Omo, make dem carry oh, I never reach to get gehfrend, i'm still a virgin

You sef na virgin? I ain't alone then.

Emaprince:
My girlfriend just said he's ugly ... What do you think?

i thought he ll b older than wat i saw, and wat is d big deal in lookin @ someone's profile ehn

Bimffo:


Sha no phock all these nairaland babes finish.

All those ones na editing, I no even be like that for real life, but I hear you sha

dmcdad:

You sef na virgin? I ain't alone then.

See better person, it is well with our souls

revenge served cold... remember when messi passed his penalty for neymar and suarez to score so they can win the pichichi

timbros:
LOL...

I can bet my last buck Ronaldo took that first penalty to 'mock' Messi.

With contracts having come to an end, we today say farewell to three players who were part of the squad during last season - Falcao, Pato and Marco Amelia.

Falcao joined the Blues on a season-long loan from Monaco last July and made his first appearance in a Chelsea shirt during our summer tour of the USA, coming on as a second-half substitute in a 1-1 draw against Paris Saint-Germain in Charlotte. He was one of six Chelsea players to convert a penalty in the subsequent shoot-out.

The Colombian striker’s competitive debut came on the opening day of the season when Swansea visited Stamford Bridge, and he scored with a diving header in the following home game against Crystal Palace.

However, after featuring against Liverpool on 31 October, Falcao was not involved again until April due to injury. His return game, away at Swansea, would prove to be his last for the club.

Pato arrived on loan from Corinthians in January when our striker resources were stretched. The Brazilian netted a debut goal, scoring from the penalty spot in a 4-0 win at Aston Villa in April, and made his one start for the Blues a week later at Swansea.

Amelia was brought in to provide goalkeeper cover after Thibaut Courtois underwent knee surgery.

The former Italy international signed as a free agent last October but although he was named as a substitute during the campaign, he was not called into action on the pitch.

Chelsea Football Club thanks the players for their contributions and wishes them success in the future.

- Chelsea FC

There has been a change to the squad number Pedro will wear on the back of his shirt ahead of the upcoming 2016/17 season.

The Spaniard will take the no.11 shirt - vacated by the departure of Pato - having worn the no.17 on his back during his first campaign in west London.

Eleven is the number Pedro has long worn when representing his national team including at this summer’s European Championships


- Chelsea Football Club understands that some supporters will already have purchased the new 2016/17 home shirt with Pedro’s name and the number 17 on the back. We will be offering anybody who has proof of purchase from an official club store a free exchange, subject to availability, from 1 July - 31 July 2016 inclusive. Please contact customer.services@chelseafc.com for further details.

afrodoc2:


Wetin Chestar dey go look for Dopejemi profile? lolz harmless question indeed.
anyway Dope u have to watch your back o, na wetin chelseabmw and hensben don dey fast n pray for dem wan give you on a platter.

Nobody dey d full nairaland jaire

Ibrahimovic and Aguero on my FPL team for next season already. Let the revolution begin

Chelseafan1:


That doesnt change the fact that he's still a dortmund player on loan....
Ake is a Chelsea player on loan.

If a player is good enough to play why would he be sent on loan

timbros:


He saved the last kick for himself in the just concluded UCL final and took it.

You with this Renato sef. How many minutes have he played for Bayern?

He is a Bayern player and he has won 2 MOTM awards already

lekkie073:
manutd has used the best team in d history of bundesliga to collect ucl

Chelsea defeated the best team in German football history to win d ucl

I believe dat if Leicester should see bayern Munich in d final of ucl, the probability of Leicester winning is 70%


and finally, if bundesliga is the only league available for football lovers, everyone would follow bayern Munich. bit thank God there is epl dat gives room for choices...arsenal...Chelsea....Liverpool.....manutd....to name a few

When would an EPL dominated team win a world cup like Bundesliga Serie A and La Liga have done

Dopejemi and Chestar5 make una arrange how to meet in real life so we can agree on a date to chop rice.

raumdeuter:
Dopejemi and Chestar5 make una arrange how to meet in real life so we can agree on a date to chop rice.

I'm married to nihilist's sister why do you think our bromance is strong

Fvck the rice...I just wanna watch the tape.

And she better live up to her moniker an be chesty...

raumdeuter:


When would an EPL dominated team win a world cup like Bundesliga Serie A and La Liga have done

it had deen done before....1966

lekkie073:
it had deen done before....1966

1966 were you alive then? So the last time An EPL dominated team won a world cup or Euro was half a century ago,

Nihilist:
Fvck the rice...I just wanna watch the tape.

And she better live up to her moniker an be chesty...

Which tape, you no go see anything for the tape. Both of them na the kain people wey go tie wrapper big like blanket and turn off the transformer before dem do anything

Nihilist:
Fvck the rice...I just wanna watch the tape.
And she better live up to her moniker an be chesty...

raumdeuter:

Which tape, you no go see anything for the tape. Both of them na the kain people wey go tie wrapper big like blanket and turn off the transformer before dem do anything

Agbaya meji.

Old men!! Old phocking men!

raumdeuter:
Dopejemi and Chestar5 make una arrange how to meet in real life so we can agree on a date to chop rice.

am a nun

dopeJemi:


I'm married to nihilist's sister why do you think our bromance is strong

I think you got your family tree mixed up. The effects of too much dope ingestion

Whatever iya arugbo you're married to cannot be my sister. Maybe my Great-Grandmother though. Have fun squeezing leather and enjoy your powdered milk bro...

raumdeuter:


Which tape, you no go see anything for the tape. Both of them na the kain people wey go tie wrapper big like blanket and turn off the transformer before dem do anything

Sometimes all you need is the seed image. Then you can let your imagination do the rest.

Chestar5:

am a nun

I'm already liking the role play....this tape definitely has potential

dopeJemi:

See better person, it is well with our souls

Amen to that brodaly.

Chestar5:


sorry for asking, is dat really u on ur profile picture

Are you feeling the nigga?

dopeJemi:


Yeah, why?

WTF is that on your lip? Piercing?

Nihilist:


I think you got your family tree mixed up. The effects of too much dope ingestion

Whatever iya arugbo you're married to cannot be my sister. Maybe my Great-Grandmother though. Have fun squeezing leather and enjoy your powdered milk bro...

Griffon:
Ibrahimovic and Aguero on my FPL team for next season already. Let the revolution begin

FPL done start? Make I go defend my title jare.

Ibime:


WTF is that on your lip? Piercing?

yeah, used to be crazy like that

dopeJemi:


yeah, used to be crazy like that

No let boys grab that photo. Them go use that lip piercing roast you one day o

Ibime:


No let boys grab that photo. Them go use that lip piercing roast you one day o

Lol, who dem help? I even dey pierce nose before sef

Well, I no be trouble maker sha, so no shaking

dopeJemi:
Lol, who dem help? I even dey pierce nose before sef

Well, I no be trouble maker sha, so no shaking

You know its gayss and transexuals men that pierce their body. One Man Utd fan was always winking at A40 shey na you??

With that piercing you don fuccck up, You cant handle chestar5, next person na Bimffo oya lets see your picture

A chelsea fan the great dyabman posing with his collection of granny pants