The #UCL seedings have been confirmed!

spartacus11:
The #UCL seedings have been confirmed!

Looking forward to a nice draw.

Jamie vardy rumour spreading fast, batman can then go on loan.

Lol Awon Eyan Rimmer ass-licker. Chelseafan1 Omo iya won this memorable duel with a well timed and well placed right hook. May the spoils of war go to the Victor.

Segadem:
OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY

August 2017 update
More than 350 new words, phrases, and tenses have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary this quarter, including Chelseafan1,Funlord etc.

Chelseafan1; /Chelsēfan1/ (noun)Someone who is a specialist (whether in image maker or image breaker) in digging out of others people past, (good or bad) and he does it for fame for recognition and for FREE.

Funlord: /fənlôrd/ (noun) someone who derives pleasure in licking, trimming and sucking the an*s of an opposite s*x.

Synonyms; asss eater, asss licking

Hahahahahahahaha Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

Omo I don miss oo

Chelseafan1 my g I see you.

spartacus11:
The #UCL seedings have been confirmed!

UCL is Bacccccccck!!!!!!

hensben:
Omo I don miss oo

Chelseafan1 my g I see you.

Welcome home bro.

airmark:


Looking forward to a nice draw.

Jamie vardy rumour spreading fast, batman can then go on loan.

Jamie Cardy will be a good deal. He is English too.

Chelseafan1:


Welcome home bro.

I hail ooo..

So people don dey chop anus this days I think say na only pussy. Mehn you see wetin too much watching of porn don cause.

hensben:
Jamie Cardy will be a good deal. He is English too.

Vardy won't be bad sha o, but we no nice o, we collect Kante from them, now na Vardy we wan collect kon still dey reason Mahrez.

We might just retain the league o

Chelseafan1:


UCL is Bacccccccck!!!!!!

It is back for real

airmark:


Looking forward to a nice draw.

Jamie vardy rumour spreading fast, batman can then go on loan.

Make dem nor go draw us for the group of death ob, I need an easy run in group stage

Chelseafan1:


Vardy won't be bad sha o, but we no nice o, we collect Kante from them, now na Vardy we wan collect kon still dey reason Mahrez.

We might just retain the league o

We have no choice, we need those boys they are champions and deserve to be among champions before their mentality will finally drop to Sunderland level.

Griffon:


At this point, it would be a grave risk to send one of my own to Funlord's home for rimming mails.

No be only police dey fire gunshot.

Diggz and Simpledawg, stay put pals. We ain't attending a funeral yet.

My gawd! I laughed last night eeh... Chelseafan1 is a true blue Mehn and a confirmed archaeologist.


You don't need to advise me on the bolded above sah. We left all mails at the office


Bigkesh, Iranu abasha .... Even Vanquay typed in pidgin last night

Segadem:
OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY

August 2017 update
More than 350 new words, phrases, and tenses have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary this quarter, including Chelseafan1,Funlord etc.

Chelseafan1; /Chelsēfan1/ (noun)Someone who is a specialist (whether in image maker or image breaker) in digging out of others people past, (good or bad) and he does it for fame for recognition and for FREE.

Funlord: /fənlôrd/ (noun) someone who derives pleasure in licking, trimming and sucking the an*s of an opposite s*x.

Synonyms; asss eater, asss licking

You are an arse licker LMAO

lordfalcao:
Mehn asslicking if this is the only way to give orgasm.. I choose to be selfish..

Skimpledawg:

My gawd! I laughed last night eeh... Chelseafan1 is a true blue Mehn and a confirmed archaeologist.


You don't need to advise me on the bolded above sah. We left all mails at the office


Bigkesh, Iranu abasha .... Even Vanquay typed in pidgin last night

Yesterday was tha bomb, wetin sweet me pass be say, na jeje on my own I kuku dey b4 person feel say he wan use me shine 4 mata wey no concern am.

Na hin find my trouble kon still dey talk say I dey jealous of am, Next time, he should choose his opponents wisely.

Anus licker oshi.

SIRcumalot:

Meanwhile, we'll be hosting Nottingham Forest in the Carabao Cup.

Worst draw for us would be : Atleti/PSG/Barca, Napoli and RB Leizpig

Prodigy4rii:
Worst draw for us would be : Atleti/PSG/Barca, Napoli and RB Leizpig

Na die ds one go be.

Na either Man utd, Pool or City go suffer this kind draw.

Watch out

airmark:

Looking forward to a nice draw.
Jamie vardy rumour spreading fast, batman can then go on loan.

You don't mean it
Unarguably, that will be a fantastic addition.

As long as the price ain't over the top, Vardy won't be a bad addition. I hope we can get him on a 2-3yr contract max for nothing more than 30mil and 5mil add-ons based on performance, if we win the ucl and pl.

Ibime:


Chai! I haff die!

Bwahahahaha

I almost choked with laughter when I saw this...

una don finish that funGOAT

Chelseafan1:

Na die ds one go be.
Na either Man utd, Pool or City go suffer this kind draw.
Watch out

you can't say bro.

We go get many group of death.

Prodigy4rii:



you can't say bro.


We go get many group of death.

True! UCL go sweet die.

Chelseafan1:

True! UCL go sweet die.

make e nuh run our belle.

monkey self join the rimming gang

Are we back to discussing boring football matters? I'm sure majority of us here wouldn't mind another episode like yesterday. Please someone should make it happen. I'm sure if somebody digs deeper he may discover something about armpit sucking or something