Meanwhile!

Danny on board. midfield sorted.

@Chinx91Official

If #Mahrez Isnt a #Chelsea player by the end of #DeadlineDay ima give £100 to every RT pic.twitter.com/scBYnsHGMZ

Funniest tweet of the day

Mehn Federer is on the brink

Just heard, we were going to loan Barkley to Vitesse, so he had a change of mind.

Now that Barkley has pulled out.
Let's just take that Korean wonderkid ( Fukin Nowan).
Will take him over Barkley anytime, anyday

The Barkley L is the funniest. Maybe they touched his preek during medicals.

Bimffo:
The Barkley L is the funniest. Maybe they touched his preek during medicals.

I think he failed the medical and chelsea pulled out.

Conte: Alo, am I speaking with Ross Barkley?


Agent: No this is his agent, let me hand over the phone to my client.


Ross: hello


Conte: yes please I'm interested in you, I believe you will make us stronger this season and develop yourself for the better under me, we have already talked to your club and they are ready to sell you.


Ross(excited): Excellent!! I'm on my way now.


Conte: okay I will be waiting.


Ross with his agent reaches Chelsea's training ground for medicals, completes his medicals and Conte calls back.


Conte: Alo Ross


Ross: yes?


Conte: the positions I have in mind for you are exciting, right wing back, left wing back and... Alo? Alo Ross? Mr Barkley?



Ross(cuts phone): Excuse me sir(to the doc) where is the door?

So leicester was waiting for drinkwater's replacement before allowing him to join us. Chai.

Abeg who fit answer this MENSA IQ test question in 2 minutes. It is supposed to be for the 1% smartest ninjas on the planet.

INSATIABLE- Find another word that can be constructed from those letters.

Barkley won't kick a ball till December.

I think Chelsea pulled out.

drinkwater is a done deal
and
barkley is a coward.


Wow... did you guys see that leicester agent jetting off in his car to the medication grounds with lots of papers in his hand. Now thats greatness!!!


7mins more

tonididdy:
drinkwater is a done deal
and
barkley is a coward.


Wow... did you guys see that leicester agent jetting off in his car to the medication grounds with lots of papers in his hand. Now thats greatness!!!


7mins more

Saw it too.

tonididdy:
drinkwater is a done deal
and
barkley is a coward.


Wow... did you guys see that leicester agent jetting off in his car to the medication grounds with lots of papers in his hand. Now thats greatness!!!


7mins more

You sef see am...it made me laugh

Bimffo:
Barkley won't kick a ball till December.

I think Chelsea pulled out.

Fawad Moshiri - Everton Owner has just been on SkySports

He was as surprised that Barkley cut out as we are, and hinted that theres almost no chance of Barkley seeing shirt for Everton this season as the club have 3 number 10s and several cms already....

airmark:
So leicester was waiting for drinkwater's replacement before allowing him to join us. Chai.

Dragovic.

It's a done deal.

Drinkwater signing should be announced any moment.

Zappacosta nko?
5 fvcking minutes!!!

airmark:
So leicester was waiting for drinkwater's replacement before allowing him to join us. Chai.

jaysmallz:
Drinkwater is near our training ground...The only thing impeding the deal should be his replacement currently having a medical at Leicester

Thats what the Chelsea board should have done for our outgoing players

am laffing so hard here lol...

my arsenal padi just dey restless, he still dey wait for lemar deal with 1min to go

hahahaha i just dey laff

Ross Barkley wasn't happy with the pay Chelsea was offering.

And that is a wrap.

Thank you to everyone for keeping up late with us.

tonididdy:
am laffing so hard here lol...

my arsenal padi just dey restless, he still dey wait for lemar deal with 1min to go

hahahaha i just dey laff

No be only Lemar deal.

So what now?

So what else?

Zappacosta don sign am

Can Mahrez come out of his hiding place now.?

We no dey pursue am again.

Oloshi.

timbros:


Dragovic.

It's a done deal.

Drinkwater signing should be announced any moment.

Adrien silva i think.

Dem never present Zappacosta, Drinkwater, Mahrez and una neva still sell Diego Costa

Torino confirms!