diggz:


13th

diggz:


Na which Kain wahala be this ntori olohun I am married yes burr how dat one use affect my application?

Abeg no shook mouth inside my business make u no come pour sand sand inside my garri

Bimffo:




Wish her in arrears for me.

Tell her you have a younger brother that is 14th.

Bimffo:

He calls me Patrick Bamford.
Because I like Bamford. And my name looks like Bamford.
Forget that, and wish me Happy Birthday, Hater.

Elnino4ladies:



Fire on sir

Nihilist:

It's an inside joke bruv.
He knows what I mean.

dopeJemi:


I was going to fncker

happy birthday brah.. wish you the very best in life

diggz:


Thank you

airmark:
Burnthisleaguedown teams sha.

Nihilist:


Gellato.

Koeman is mainly paying for his failure to replace Lukaku.

Instead of signing a blockbuster striker, he has spent around 80m on signing 3 number 10s. Then he went and bought some middling la liga striker for 5m

His first choice number 2 has a long term injury. His first choice 3 is 33 years old. He didn't sign any replacements.

His first choice winger is injured long term. Another winger just got released from asylum after a mental breakdown. He failed to buy quality there either, instead choosing to parade an array of mediocrities.

All of these other shortcomings would have been covered by an exact Lukaku replacement, as Lukaku had been doing for the last 3 years. That failure to replace Lukaku just exposed the mans Dutch nyash.

Some jokes write themselves.

Elnino4ladies:
Happy birthday Bimffo. God bless your new age.

pamcode:
Happy birthday Bimffo. Birthday celebrants for this week plenty o.

dopeJemi:


is she pretty?

I said 9 not 19 or 29

raumdeuter:


Me I still be Drake set

ToyinDipo:

If Chelsea play with 7 defenders as they did against Tottenham, they can easily dispatch Barca
Madrid won't be too tough for United with right tactics.

Nihilist:


I tire for the guy.

Me and egbon A40 dey the same age group. Only say A40 dey primary 6 that year.

Bville02:


Lol.. Egbon no vex.. I don throw shots at you when I was still new here.. Lol.. I Don look ground well.. I don notice every one wey dey here are very intelligent intelligent one way or the other.. Na Cain you go use beat me if no be Nairaland we dey..

Segadem:
...and Tottenham play with 8 attackers

elrony:


Olorogun!!! Migwo sir ! ! !

elrony:
Chelseafan1

diggz:


Sod why are you like this? Fine girl like dat naim u dey ask to wait for you ibkayee wey mehn eye dey shook like shooku shooku for naim u dey ask to wait.....obaje sha...

Ibkayee.....I am open to ur offer dear

Bimffo:
__Fuck, I am Young.

I would be prostrating for most of you here

Happy Birthday to me.

I have 2 wishes.

May this Season be a successful one for Chelsea as a Club. May trophies fall on her this season.

And may Chelsea fans on this thread be successful financially. May Money fall on all of You. May you attain greater heights in all your doings.

Have a blessed night. (To those in Nigeria and the UK)

Enjoy the remaining of your day (To the US based).

Nihilist:


It's an inside joke bruv.

He knows what I mean.

Leyqute:




Please when will we see alert?

Nihilist:


Na why we dey look up to you egbons - Big daddies like you, Dayo, Ibime, FBS and co.

I don't know if Nateevs is an old man, but like they say - ko si arugbo ni London

FBS:
@Bimffo. Happy Birthday bro. Mercy fall on you.

Enjoy and be fruitful.

Chelseafan1:


Happy birthday omo September.

Virgos are awesome.

Many happy returns of the day.