Can we get Eto'o and Willian on please?

Oh here they come.

Cant understand taking Mata off. Hazard and Oscar so far are just absent!

Testing, testing.
1,2,12.
Testing.
You hear me?

Mic check, mic check 1-2, 1-2

mithel:

Sigh clean attempt at buttressing your point...clap for yourself

You are a doofus. Why should Lampard possession stats in a match where we are dominating possession be your concern?

If anything, it is those who play more riskier passes that should be lauded because the give me I give you passing has not been able to penetrate Newcastle so far, and Lamps was trying to do something about it by taking more risk.

But like the FOOL you are, you always return every week to say something about Lampard, like you got psychological issues with the club legend. Next it would be the colour of his undies you are not happy with. Nincompoop.

Who be the caretaker for this thread?
Who hold garage key?

na ibime i give key last week
abeg make e no talk say key don loss o

We need to mini-party here first o, before the big party!

Hello tu-e-tu-e!

Drab! Totally unexpected!

This is terrible.

5 mins to gbedu time

strolling across the thread, whistling and singing
" ma wo mi roro o, ma wo mi roro"
"Chelsea ma wo mi roro mi jo omo aji goolu"

Awon mumu yi fe ba weekend mi je. Laiye laye.

Make I go enjoy meself jare.

Abeg give us key we wan carry our instrument

Oya, DJ please sharpenly cue Skentele Skontolo instanta

Testing microphone eh. . . .caretaker dropping instruments for the band boys.

Deejay,
Fuji garbage by King Wasiu Ayinde Barrister.
Sharply please

Debosky sef na band boy today.

I weak.

Who is the resident DJ, we have instruments ready

No deejay?
What is happening?

Well done Newcastle. Maybe them silly boys will wake up for the next EPL match.

Disappointing! Zero imagination.

Band boys enjoy yourselves.

Its faaji o clock!

debosky: Testing microphone eh. . . .caretaker dropping instruments for the band boys.

you no well Debo

DJ please play So Ala Temen by Cardinal Rex Jim Lawson for me, dedicated to Ibime

The november dip is here once again.

debosky: Testing microphone eh. . . .caretaker dropping instruments for the band boys.

What goes around comes around o, there must be a BIG party later ooo!

Can Nateevs and the other phat phools tell us whether this was a 'big test' to go top of the league abi na Common Entrance tins