Tortoise is a bastard

We have a sound and physically fit 75million worth of striker on the bench...in our biggest game of the season.... Yet the coach is not even trying to introduce him....

Game over.

this keeper neefs to die

shiiittttttttttttttttttt

Cortouis Torros again

Apeere buruku ni Courtois yi sha!


Second toros tonight!

I swear I have never seen a more useless keeper

Omase o

You guys tried sha

Smh. This one na keeper?

Haha courtois I knew that the guy isn't as good as we think.

...... and the God forsaken Belgian Baruwa leaks again!

Taaa..... the Game is OVER!!!

how much they paid tortoise tonight?

Courtois toros don turn to Autobahn. Lmaoooo

Thunder fire the Tortoise

Useless keeper again... Akpere..... Fvck you cvntois!!!

See Kante and Fab admiring Messi running past them

This Courtois is just not it at all

Courtois is not to returning to London!

BTW Congrats to Messi for reaching 100 UCL goals

Chelsea score one na

Skimpledawg:
See Kante and Fab admiring Messi running past them

Guy its Messi.

Theres nobody he cant do it to

Roland17:
Chelsea need to bring someone who is going to attack that space on the right. It almost feels like Barca is daring Chelsea with that space.

Pls go on....

Nihilstjnr:
this keeper neefs to die

Hit em up, brah! !!!

Coutois is actually a rubbish keeper. Painfully appalling

see mad man dey catch chiken

very shit keeper.

Azplicueta passed poorly for that 3rd goal but courtoise sef

Warming up for the parry!!

pamcode:
Seems Valverde is locking up shop

Forget what I said. So Messi use us score 99 and 100th goal.

Mrphilia:
Haha courtois I knew that the guy isn't as good as we think.

Udonmeanit!

At this point, move Alonso to 9 and bring in Zappa for Giroud. Let match Kuku end

At least let Giroud come off, let's have a taste of what Morata coulda brought different