Peaceworld: Have done it...follow the instructions below carefully in order to download the draft constitution I've been working on...even NL Moderators will never stop us!
1. Click on my NL Username above (Peaceworld) and copy the link I mapped out in the Personal Text section.
2. Paste on your browser's address bar and click go! Voila! Happy reading...feedback on this draft is welcome...it's PDF so that the original can be preserved, that's all, but please remember it's just a draft...let us contribute in order to fashion out something great from this rough work...feedback feedback...

Diamondwriter: South-south we can still make this happen..i tink ryt nw,we shud all act as co-ordinators.dats d only way we cn pull dx off

Swit up: okay, so what's on ur mind?!# lik wat are ur plans.....

Diamondwriter: if its okay with our boss<dailynews>i tink we shud meet in a more private forum strictly 4 d s-s members.we are behind schedule so we nid to come up with something quick..i wud also request d numbers of all the s-s members that submittd their forms n if my earlier request for a forum is approved,i wud text evryone of em.I tink it might also help if we begin scouting for young south south writers before our meeting........

Diamondwriter: if its okay with our boss<dailynews>i tink we shud meet in a more private forum strictly 4 d s-s members.we are behind schedule so we nid to come up with something quick..i wud also request d numbers of all the s-s members that submittd their forms n if my earlier request for a forum is approved,i wud text evryone of em.I tink it might also help if we begin scouting for young south south writers before our meeting........

Peaceworld: Have done it...follow the instructions below carefully in order to download the draft constitution I've been working on...even NL Moderators will never stop us!
1. Click on my NL Username above (Peaceworld) and copy the link I mapped out in the Personal Text section.
2. Paste on your browser's address bar and click go! Voila! Happy reading...feedback on this draft is welcome...it's PDF so that the original can be preserved, that's all, but please remember it's just a draft...let us contribute in order to fashion out something great from this rough work...feedback feedback...
Guys n girls please check out what I've done n say sometin abt it rt here...ds is a crucial issue for this gr8 club...and I've shown we dont need a lawyer to do ds...I only ask for your contributions...what do u think about the draft constitution? Gosh, many members dont even care to come online now n then...na wah ooo!!!

Cuddlemii:

@Peaceworld, what is the meaning of the bolded? You have been carrying on with your movement without any interruptions yet you still type this? Mind educating me about this group, "Naija Young Writers Club?"

Peaceworld:
Cuddle, I was banned from NL for posting a link to our draft constitution that's why I wrote what u bolded above. If u need to know or join NAYWP, please get info from page one of this thread...

Peaceworld:
Cuddle, I was banned from NL for posting a link to our draft constitution that's why I wrote what u bolded above. If u need to know or join NAYWP, please get info from page one of this thread...

sunical: Peaceworld, you did a very great job on that Constitution. I will read it again this weekend to see if I may have a suggestion, but for now, everything sounded perfect. Thanks for taking your time on it. We do appreciate.

Zenithex: I like that club, is it still open for me please if, i will like somebody to contact me on my mail, pls ooooooo... My mail add is excelfmtv@gmail.com am expecting you o.

Emyo: Somebody tel me what going to xup in abuja. Remember am going to be ur official guest...ebi una no go host me.
Well u guys going to envy the south east zonal meeting when u see our video on nairaland and facebook. We are too capable.

Uniquexty: I jst heard from the oga. Please all payments shld be made to Eke Christiana Nzie. A/c: 3031520345. First bank. All newcomers shld march down to any first bank nearest to them and pay in =N=1000 to the above stated account. After that, pls report back here with ur teller receipt no and a form will be sent to u. 'Fiam' u'l become a bonafide member. As simple as dat. All members shld as well forward any payment to the same account. Thanks in advance.

val_dubem:

yeah. We will host you to d core. We re yet to decide on a date, but it will be pretty soon. Sooner than expected.

Uniquexty: I find dis realy embarrasin bt necessary 2 share dis experience of my 1st date dat ended even b4 it started. To be candid, i wonder what i was thinking when i agreed to his crazy scheme. Wel, watchin those succulent lips as they said d words 'Darling,i would like us to spend the next weekend at a friends place. What do you think?', i knew automatically that 'NO' was not an option. Is this not the Daddy's girl; i know you wil ask and to that i say, you've not met my lying tongue (or to be more spiritual, convincing tongue).
'Daddy, there's this seminar that i'l have to present in school next week and i need to borrow some materials from Sandra to enable them catch up.' i heard myself telling my father.
'Go ahead. But make sure you are home before 7:00pm' Jeez, my heart skipped a beat.
'Daddy,the seminar involves all my coursemates. Sandra would also make use of the materials.'
'Then what are you saying?' he was getting worried
'i'l sleep over. It wil be a joint reading.' popcy paused from his reading. His eyes escaped from his glasses and peered at me. Instantly the hip-hop players in my heart came alive.
'Do you stil have your keys?'
'ofcourse dad'
'dats k. Go ahead and prepare for your seminar. You know that i want the best for you. But you may not meet me at home when you come back. I'l be leaving for a meeting in port harcourt.' I gave him the your-not serious look. He smiled at me and said 'Be careul'. For the first time in months i said 'i love you dad'. Smiles took over my face. At that moment, Delilah would be very proud of my skills.
It was 8:00pm. I heard Frank driving into the compound. Yes, i've heard about girls being late for dates, But before he could come round to the door, i was standing there, smiling sheepishly and good to go. He looked me over and said 'you look handsomly beautiful'. Did i mention earlier that i was carrying a new hairdo? I just stood there, smiling and speechles.
We drove silently. I was too excited to notice the silence. When we got to the house, he pulled over and i jumped out of the car and headed upstairs. I opened the door to the bedroom, Holy Mary full of Grace! George his friend was standing there, obviously, he just came out from the bathroom. What i saw is better imagined. I guess he just did not expect us at that time, not to tink of seeing me first. With a speed that the lightening wouldn't dare contend with, i dashed out of the room, stumbling on Frank. I ran straight to the fridge and calmed my nerves with a glass of water.
Few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I picked it and heard frank's voice. 'you can come in now. The coast is clear' 'Is that what you call what i saw?' i was furious and the truth of the matter is that i'm coastphobia. It became clear to me then dat the coast was just begining to gather.
About an hour later, George did not show any signs of leaving. Rather we all settled for a talk on politics. My father's advice on being careful was highly recommended now. This was my nightmare. I thank God for 2go and facebook. If you know what happens in a normal date, you would have noticed that none of that was going to be my portion.
I woke up d next morning and found Frank starring at me. I noticed he had a silly smile on his lips. This could just be it.
'where is George?' i had to make sure the coast was clear.
'he went to the Gym' his voice was mischevious.
'you knw wot happens when lovers are left on their own' he was telling me.
'hmmmmmm' my eyes became dreamy. He came closer. When the world was just about to revolve, my cell phone rang. It was my neighbour. The operation-water-the-city had stormed our area and worked on our water reserviour. Holy crap! We've not had water for two whole weeks and i knw i had left my bathroom tap on, incase the water started running. If what my neighbour told me was true, then my house was flooding.
We drove back the same way we came, the only difference was the intensity of the silence. Just as expected, the tap was on and the water was travelling down the stairs.
What was that? I peeped through the window and found dad driving in. Few minutes later,
'CHRISTIE....' He screamed. I looked down from the balcony and found dad on the floor. He slipped, d water had got to him. 'GOSH' i called back. You know what, i was grounded for one year.

Emyo: kraaaa city!! What else wil i cal u. So u went ahead to write about ur dad's girl imagination. God. U a krativity city park. Wait 4 my IN ONE MAN'S MIND.