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Naija Forming Tinz by khattab008: 11:46am On Apr 23, 2012 |
Quote Why do Nigerians like forming too much? - Ur moda sells palm oil and ur father sells gas, den u say ur parents are into oil & gas - Your Brazillian hair, Blackberry, and all were all bought by different guys & your BB name is"Miss Independent" - Your parents looked 4 a child for yrs,den u came &They named u CHINAZAEKPERE. 20yrs later, u changed your name to KIMBERLY - Yu put Dr as a title in front of ur father's name wen ur father is a native doctor - Your boyfriend enter ekene dili chukuwu (nightjourney) dey go Ph and u putsafe flight Boo on yourPM - Your parents dey sell stockfish,u say they are stockbrokers - ATM tells u 'insufficient fund'n u turn around and tell d next person dat its 'not dispensing cash' - Hanging around campuswithout admission & keep updating on ur bbm"off to lectures" - U and ur friend are on 2 seperate okadas and ur facebook update is"convoy things" - You're 34 and you're still playing for the Nigeria's Under 21 football team - Ur Papa dey play draft wit Old Village Men dey argue wetin dey News Paper abt Politics n U say 'My Father is a Politician. - Ur father is Fulani & ur mother is from Kogi. People ask why your hair is curly & u say U are Half cast.. - As a nigerian in nigeria, u follow ur uncle to the airport then you come back with an american accent |
Re: Naija Forming Tinz by dani1luv: 3:42pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
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