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Toe Curl by ennyluv6(f): 4:45pm On Nov 08, 2007
This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, "I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says.

"What makes you say that?" asks the woman.

"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains.

"Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first."
Re: Toe Curl by ituen(m): 12:25pm On Nov 09, 2007
its a nice joke but people may not readily get the basic meaning
Re: Toe Curl by Nobody: 12:40pm On Nov 09, 2007
ituen:

its a nice joke but people may not readily get the basic meaning

All hail the moderator
grin grin grin
Re: Toe Curl by ituen(m): 12:48pm On Nov 09, 2007
DO you think i'm a moderator, dason4life
Re: Toe Curl by karlken(m): 1:15pm On Nov 09, 2007
@Ituen,didn't quite get this joke plesae!
Re: Toe Curl by ituen(m): 1:56pm On Nov 09, 2007
I understood the joke gumbo. I just said that cos of others like u who might not
Re: Toe Curl by clemcykul(f): 3:12pm On Nov 09, 2007
lol grin grin
Re: Toe Curl by Migines(m): 1:16am On Nov 10, 2007
@ituen
i wonder wat gave u d impression dat d joke is hard to grasp.
Re: Toe Curl by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On Nov 12, 2007
@miggie he was thinkn of bla bla bla grin grin
Re: Toe Curl by Migines(m): 11:19am On Nov 12, 2007
Speaking of bla bla
*looking mischievious*
are t going somewhere?
Re: Toe Curl by iwajay(m): 11:50am On Nov 12, 2007
Clem, you too like bla blah blahh
Re: Toe Curl by clemcykul(f): 12:33pm On Nov 12, 2007
iwajay:

Clem, you too like bla blah blahh

BUAHHAHHAHAHAHAH ure jealous grin grin grin grin if u know u dont like bla bla bla raise ur hand up grin wink
Re: Toe Curl by showbobo(m): 12:39pm On Nov 12, 2007
I raise mine even my legs are up
Re: Toe Curl by saucekid(m): 1:06pm On Nov 12, 2007
@ showbob

bloody liar*****as if he doesnt like bla bla bla grin grin grin
Re: Toe Curl by showbobo(m): 1:07pm On Nov 12, 2007
i'm still a virgin embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Toe Curl by iwajay(m): 1:10pm On Nov 12, 2007
Nope! You're a F**t.
Re: Toe Curl by saucekid(m): 1:17pm On Nov 12, 2007
who dash ashewo virgin
Re: Toe Curl by showbobo(m): 1:19pm On Nov 12, 2007
bad belle na him una be.i am keeping my virginty for my wife till she gives birth to my 6th pikin. grin grin
Re: Toe Curl by freezy(m): 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2007
I dont like bla bla bal. How can I like bla bla bla? sad sad sad

I LOVE BLA BLA BLA!!! grin grin grin
Re: Toe Curl by clemcykul(f): 2:56pm On Nov 12, 2007
@freezy ha grin ha i reallly trust you grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

BLA BLA BLA IS A VERY GOOD FOR THE MIND AND BODY grin grin grin ;
Re: Toe Curl by showbobo(m): 3:01pm On Nov 12, 2007
@CLEM

Is BLA BLA BLA the air you breathe in cos i wonder why people would die without it.
Re: Toe Curl by Naijagurly(f): 8:09pm On Nov 12, 2007
*shakes head* some ppl really need to get a life!
Re: Toe Curl by clemcykul(f): 12:25pm On Nov 13, 2007
ooh yeah dear ure very wryte! and u most definitely need one grin
Re: Toe Curl by ituen(m): 12:57pm On Nov 13, 2007
Clemcy you will soon enter trouble with this ur bla bla bla
Re: Toe Curl by topeteadr(m): 1:03pm On Nov 13, 2007
who said it would get her in trouble.
Now talk 'bout freezy who would get in trouble, freezy or clem.
Re: Toe Curl by iwajay(m): 3:42pm On Nov 13, 2007
Naijagurly:

*shakes head* some people really need to get a life!

Naijachick, i've really been thinking of getting a life. Flesh and blood did not reveal that to you. Do you mind sharing your life with me?
Re: Toe Curl by Naijagurly(f): 11:31pm On Nov 13, 2007
pele o. I have more important ppl to share my life with
Re: Toe Curl by showbobo(m): 12:14pm On Nov 14, 2007
@Iwajay

Though you're my Enemy but i still want the best for you.I advise you not to have anything to do with Naijagurly.i heard all of her boyfriends kiss her with their eyes closed. Considering her face, that's the only way they could.
Re: Toe Curl by clemcykul(f): 12:54pm On Nov 14, 2007
iwajay u know how much we care for u embarassed pls love and marry naijagurly grin grin grin
at least wen u both get married u'll forget the meaning of lafta coz u wont know how to laf again grin grin

*goes to the backyard to dig grave for iwajay* grin grin grin grin
Re: Toe Curl by showbobo(m): 1:09pm On Nov 14, 2007
LMAO grin grin grin grin You're a bad friend,Clem.
Re: Toe Curl by ituen(m): 5:13pm On Nov 14, 2007
iwayjay and naijagurly

wonders shall never end. goes to a night club to get a stripper for iwayjay out of love
Re: Toe Curl by showbobo(m): 6:36pm On Nov 14, 2007
better,Thanks Iteun*naijagurly ke,god forbid*

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