A Professor at the University was giving a
lecture on the Supernatural. To get a Feel for
his Audience, he asked "How Many People
here believe in Ghosts?" About 90 Students
raise their Hands.
Well, That's a Good Start. Out ofthose of you
who believe in Ghosts, do you think you've
seen a Ghost? About 40 Students raise their
hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you
take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever
talked to a Ghost? About 15 Students raise
their Hands.. Has anyone here ever touched a
Ghost? 3 Students raise their Hands?"That's
Fantastic..
Now let me ask ask you one question further,
Have any of you ever made love to a Ghost?
Way in the back, Akpos raised his Hand, The
Professor takes off his Glasses, and says,
"Guy, all the Years i'v been giving thislecture,
No one has ever claimed to have made love
to a Ghost. You've got to come up here and
tell us about your Experience" The Big
redneck student replied with a nod anda grin,
and began to make his way up to the
Podium. When he reached the front of the
room, the Professor asks, "So, tell us what it's
like to have sex with a Ghost?? ........... Shittt!!
From way back there, I thoughtyou said,
"Goats!"
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