I and my guys were having this argument about the best and cleanest method to wipe ur y*nsh after The Big One. Some say water is best cos it washes all residue off but is a bit messy . Others say tissue is best cos it is not messy and you dont have to touch sh!t with your hand but does not clean everything (guys ever wondered why the part of ur boxers that touches that place is always dark?). So what method do you use and why? Which method do we pass on to our kids?

After some wipes with tissue, try sprinkling some water on another set of tissue before wiping.

Water does it for me anytime. . . we call it 9jadelta!!!

Although I don't know what this is doing in the family section, wet wipes work like a charm (the type you use to clean babies)!

moremi2008: Although I don't know what this is doing in the family section, wet wipes work like a charm (the type you use to clean babies)!

Its in the family section cos i asked what method do we encourage our kids to use.
Do you carry baby wipes around with you?

NJV: After some wipes with tissue, try sprinkling some water on another set of tissue before wiping.

Ayama. Thats even messier. I mean the wet tissue will just scatter all over ur backside while wiping.

Both, wash with water and dry (dab) with tissue.

[quote author=O king]
Its in the family section cos i asked what method do we encourage our kids to use.
Do you carry baby wipes around with you? /quote]

I rarely use public toilets to do the Number 2. If I have to use a toilet that isn't mine, I just use tissue (water is not really an option outside Nigeria unless you're a pure villager at heart). The last time I used water was in my Grandma's house over a decade ago. Geez, I pray I never have to use water again; it's just gross and super-unhygienic.

O king:
Ayama. Thats even messier. I mean the wet tissue will just scatter all over ur backside while wiping.

if u just sprinkle the water d tissue wont scatter. It will when u wet rather than sprinkle.

moremi2008: I rarely use public toilets to do the Number 2. If I have to use a toilet that isn't mine, I just use tissue (water is not really an option outside Nigeria unless you're a pure villager at heart). The last time I used water was in my Grandma's house over a decade ago. Geez, I pray I never have to use water again; it's just gross and super-unhygienic.

Omo your yansh go smell o. Nothing like good old water & soap to clean up that zone.

Thank God say you no be woman your toto for smell even worse from all the leftover shit

ziddy:

Omo your yansh go smell o. Nothing like good old water & soap to clean up that zone.

Thank God say you no be woman your toto for smell even worse from all the leftover shit

Yoruba man's way of thinkin.
Using water is bad hygiene, there's no two ways about it.

cantell:
Yoruba man's way of thinkin.
Using water is bad hygiene, there's no two ways about it.

Agreed Continue strutting around with smelling yansh and saying Yoruba man thinking. No way you can wipe your yansh clean with tissue, not with all those fine hairs down there.

ziddy:
Agreed Continue strutting around with smelling yansh and saying Yoruba man thinking. No way you can wipe your yansh clean with tissue, not with all those fine hairs down there.

Lol. You no well.
Even if e dey smell, Perfume don finish for market?

ziddy:

Omo your yansh go smell o. Nothing like good old water & soap to clean up that zone.

Thank God say you no be woman your toto for smell even worse from all the leftover shit

That's why you shower twice a day! I am frankly the last person you want to accuse of bad hygiene. I am obsessed with hygeine; I can't even confess on here to some of the things I do to stay smell and germ free. My biggest nightmare is having a smelly body or smelly mouth. lol

NJV: After some wipes with tissue, try sprinkling some water on another set of tissue before wiping.

Long thing

If you want to use tissue use it,if it is water just go for it.

What is Tissue + Water = Long thing

Wipes. Unless it is running water as in water running right in between your crack there is not way it could be more hygienic

Water is easier to use whn at home cos u can easily get access to soap. But what about public toilets and the likes whr u don't have access to soap? So u just wash u yansh with ordinary water and later use the hand eat amala?

Hmmmm. It had to happen - my first shitty post on NL .

Align your dump times with your shower times. Works for me. I also go the gym a lot and love rocking their hot jet showers post working out and offloading. For some reason wifey prefers for me to do my thing there too

Scatalogically yours
TV

TV01: Hmmmm. It had to happen - my first shitty post on NL .

Lmao, this is classic hehehe

Literarily and figuratively speaking ehn

TV01: Hmmmm. It had to happen - my first shitty post on NL .

Align your dump times with your shower times. Works for me. I also go the gym a lot and love rocking their hot jet showers post working out and offloading. For some reason wifey prefers for me to do my thing there too

Scatalogically yours
TV

Are we still talking about shitting or about something entirely different? Orisirisi for this NL.