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Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 10:40pm On May 03, 2012*

Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese) angry

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 10:48pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese)

undecided

[/quote]Don't deny your kin folk.
You this three legged goat runt.

Re: Please Read. by Goldieluks: 10:59pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese) undecided

[/quote]Yes goat bites, they bite cork brains like yours and chew it like grass.

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 10:59pm On May 03, 2012

mrs darskint. you look like a part time goat smuggler and i honestly mean this in a good way angry

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:02pm On May 03, 2012

Goldieluks: Yes goat bites, they bite cork brains like yours and chew it like grass.

sweeery Goldie. Sweeery are you one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pets? dont lie! undecided

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:02pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mr..Cork] mrs darskint. you look like a part time goat smuggler and i honestly mean this in a good way angry

[/quote]*opens sack*
so what you waiting for? hop in! angry

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:03pm On May 03, 2012

*** i bet she has 8 puppies*** lipsrsealed

Re: Please Read. by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:04pm On May 03, 2012

#shuddering#
It's ok, bro. Goats would give anyone the screaming abdabs. Goats are vicious animals. They are evil: they devour anything/anyone they come in contact with. My advice to you is: next time you see a goat, swallow a castor seed. It's better than being torn to pieces by those evil things.

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:06pm On May 03, 2012

MsDarkSkin: *opens sack*
so what you waiting for? hop in!

sweeery Darksin. madam u will never find a husband with this your congodramatick attitude. You aint a wifey material (no oofeinse) undecided

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:08pm On May 03, 2012

ArQueBusieR: #shuddering#
It's ok, bro. Goats would give anyone the screaming abdabs. Goats are vicious animals. They are evil: they devour anything/anyone they come in contact with. My advice to you is: next time you see a goat, swallow a castor seed. It's better than being torn to pieces by those evil things.

thanks bro. we usually have squirrels here in London walking around, not goats. thanks for the advise bro! wink

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:10pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mr..Cork] sweeery Darksin. madam u will never find a husband with this your congodramatick attitude. You aint a wifey material (no oofeinse) undecided

[/quote]Mr. cork. brother, what's wrong? ain,t gots enough grass to eat in your vilage? undecided

Re: Please Read. by Goldieluks: 11:20pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mr..Cork] sweeery Goldie. Sweeery are you one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pets? dont lie! undecided

[/quote]Ode! grin

Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:26pm On May 03, 2012

loool

truly mzdark looks like a goat smuggler embarassed

Re: Please Read. by amefi(m): 11:27pm On May 03, 2012

Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:29pm On May 03, 2012

amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.

Mr. Cork is a grown crack baby.

How are you? long time!!

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:34pm On May 03, 2012

amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.

bro anini. the chick aint feelin u angry

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:35pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mr..Cork]bro the chick aint feelin u like i do angry

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[img]http://www.niu.edu/LGBT/resourcecenter/resources/topical/Coming%20Out/Coming-Out-of-the-Closet.jpg[/img]

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:37pm On May 03, 2012

she aint even all that although she looks like a goat smuggler

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:39pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mr..Cork]she aint even all that although she looks like a goat smuggler[/quote]Amerffi doesn't think so wink

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:42pm On May 03, 2012

MsDarkSkin: Amerffi doesn't think so

he iz desperate. why would he tink so? duh! undecided

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:43pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mr..Cork] he iz desperate. why would he tink so? duh! undecided

[/quote]desperate is a 30 year old who can't get punny even if he paid #cork tongue

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:44pm On May 03, 2012

anyways, back to the topic. should I go for counselling? I just saw a life goat for the first time ever. pls advise! undecided

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:44pm On May 03, 2012

~~the person behind~~ "cork" is jealous. grin

Re: Please Read. by amefi(m): 11:45pm On May 03, 2012

Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:46pm On May 03, 2012

MsDarkSkin: desperate is a 30 year old who can't get punny even if he paid #cork

errm correction. sweery i can get u whenever. Am from London!

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:46pm On May 03, 2012

amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

awe how sweet Mefi!! cheesy

although i prefer to be described as a nightmare. wink

Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:47pm On May 03, 2012

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:49pm On May 03, 2012

190:

fix your face. grin

Re: Please Read. by 190: 11:53pm On May 03, 2012

pissed! and u know why

check ur watsapp! undecided

Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:55pm On May 03, 2012

amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

huh? which dream? bro move your candle closer and take another look at her face undecided

Re: Please Read. by Nobody: 11:57pm On May 03, 2012

190: pissed! and u know why

check ur watsapp!

[quote author=Mr..Cork] huh? which dream? bro move your candle closer and take another look at her face undecided

[/quote]curried goats. undecided

Re: Please Read. by 190: 12:02am On May 04, 2012

I want 2 marry u mzdark

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