20 REASONS WHY U MUST OWN ABLACKBERRY PORSCHE:•If u hold am, U no go go hungry.•If u misplaced it in a cab, it willautomatically find its way back urpocket.•If ugly person send U request eno go enter.•It can tell U which member of urfamily dey do U.•U can connect d bluetooth tonepa poll 2 get light.•It can be used as bombdetectors.•It auto corrects Ur gbagaun.•Can serve as ATM machine.•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it pingsvia satellite.•It vibrates if someone is telling alie... 4real.•It can tell d real father of a child.•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend mis-waka.•It is accepted as dowry.•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are astudent.•It can make Arsenal win a trophynext season.•It changes HIV positive tonegative without test.•You can PING!!! Angel Michael.•It drives car automaticallywithout fuel. •As u buy am noneed to write JAMB or aptitudetest,u go just get admission 4UNN.•It pays your house rent withoutyour consent.

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