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Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 12:35pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
I just got a contract from Honorable Dimeji Bankole ,the Speaker of the House OF Representatives to find a wife for him so he can finally say good bye to bachelorhood on or before 31st of december this year.I have therefore decided to limit my search to nairaland.Any interested lady on nairaland (except ennyluv and naijagurly) should briefly apply here ASAP so i can screen them before making my recommendations to the speak |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by ijeane(f): 2:59pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
pls how do i apply for this? i need it and i will be pleased if u will tell me the criteria for applying i am very fine o |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 3:38pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Post ur full sixe picture. Hope you dont have tribal marks |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
ok how do i apply hu i have 4 breasts, no hair on my head, ive got 2 oclock eyes and i have 1 1/2 legs hope u'll consider me |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 3:45pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
You sound like a good candidate. kindly send your picture to me at biggerboy@juicycontractfrombankole.com |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by topeteadr(m): 3:48pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Sorry clem, proffesional's re not allowed. |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by iwajay(m): 4:05pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
i'm the job consultant that would do the first screening before i turn you over to biggerboy. So i get to peruse before biggerboy then the speaker guy. You girls can apply though www.iwajayscreeningblahblah.com |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by topeteadr(m): 4:14pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Ashawo. ;d ;d ;d ;d. |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Emperoh(m): 4:18pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
I will give you the necessary tips on what to present to Biggerboy to be shortlisted for the final interview. My consultancy fee is just U$D100. Guaranty assured. |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by tessybaby(f): 4:22pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
@ clemcy i thought u were married to migines just wait till he visits this thread as for me ehh am comfortable where i am, u know nah? |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 4:23pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
iwajay: Emperoh: Not so fast !! You guys are rogues and fraudsters. Disclaimer:Emperoh and Iwajay have never been and will never be staff of Biggerboy inc.Anybody that transacts business with them especialy as regards the screening of babes for the speaker does it at his or her own risk |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Nobody: 4:31pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
he he kasala don bust bigger boying could i applied? |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by sicky(f): 4:51pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
i am cool and tall i have a good job but i hate politicians i only like bigger boy so if he is game then i m lay |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 5:01pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
sicky: You are most welcome *grins from ear to ear* mdsocks: sorry the speaker is not gay.look for your mate elsewhere |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Nobody: 5:02pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
am applying if the speaker is an |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Nobody: 5:03pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
biggerboy: who told you ,did he inform you |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 5:05pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
mdsocks:He's my client.i know him very well.You can try At*ku. |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Khams: 6:11pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
he he he he I don de Imagine that baboon called at*ku yanshing de bobo. Na dat time him eye go clear as dem talk say di man thing is so big that he dey use only 50%. Anyway, goodluck sha maybe ur own hole na helele. |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by dablessed(f): 6:19pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Hehehe, notin wey dem no go post for nairaland, Anyway mr consultant biggerboy, you aint representing your client well i must say, can you tell us more about him? What's the catch? The fact that he is the speaker of the house is not enuff for the gurls to jump at him, Abeg post his full profile jare, |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 9:01am On Nov 14, 2007 |
dablessed: U no get TV? You should have been seeing my client on TV everyday.Anyway,I sont think I will consuder you for him because I learnt you dropped out of Primary School.Anyway,The guy also needs a maid ,maybe you can apply for that. |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by chiegemba(f): 9:08am On Nov 14, 2007 |
Should i attach my resume 4 enchanced and speedy qualification "kiddin" Gud Luck on your search though! funny thread |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 9:15am On Nov 14, 2007 |
chiegemba: PLS DO. Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year? |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Khams: 10:30am On Nov 14, 2007 |
Shuo!! Bigger boy, E don be like say u don de become bigger mouth that fir cut ur neck. Di lady na Alaye mother for the area. My advice to you is to watch out for the boys cos dey fit call on you anytime. |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by temmysexy(f): 10:45am On Nov 14, 2007 |
abeg biggy, i dey interested. but hmmm, hmmm, i get tribal marks ( am from Ibadan) and my english get comma, but i sabi other things oh i fit apply? |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by ThePope(m): 11:54am On Nov 14, 2007 |
God, save us from nairaland chics and their love for cheap things. |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by clemcykul(f): 1:00pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
The Pope: thanks dear i also pray all the time dat the heavens deliver u from dying in cheap skirts dats becoz i care for you |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 1:26pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
More applications please!! |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by temmysexy(f): 2:15pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
The Pope: God, save us from some nairalanders that have no sence of humour |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 2:27pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
More application please!! |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by dablessed(f): 8:10pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
biggerboy: Heheheh biggermouth/boy , sorry na, no vex haba! How i go get tv when i never get money buy pant and bra for my oga-im-madam place, abeg consider me for the maid my brother ehn? I go settle you when i collect my first wages, at least dat one too go help you small, u go fit buy that tin wey u tell me say u been want buy since last dec 31st, but no worries, i no go mention am for here ok? My pally co house maid!!!!! |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by toyinA1(f): 10:07pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
Very sure d guy is very ugly dat is y u r helping him NA VERY LONG THING OO |
Re: Nairaland Ladies by chiegemba(f): 5:12am On Nov 15, 2007 |
biggerboy: hahahahaha! o so u remembered as u happened to be my madam's unfaithful husband in iyana iba that wasnt satisfied with what my madam provided for him that he had to deceive an innocent omo ise |
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