clemcyks, u sound sweet but r u tellin me that u wear cheap skirts? i guess u deserve d prayer more than any1 else on nairaland.
as 4 u temmysex, looking for humour, ehhnnn? hear me, without biff or any harm; i don't need to write an application to get u cleaning my ssox. if u want to laff, u can. but i av the face and everythin that can also make u cry.

:-x

I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw?

I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw?

@poster
see nairaland ladies the guy get HIV make una no marry the guy ooo ok.fine

bigboy2006:

@poster
see nairaland ladies the guy get HIV make una no marry the guy ooo ok.fine

No spoil market for me o!!How can you say my client has got HIV? Why do you always wish every body suffers the same fate as you.In case you need our help,I will tell my client to buy ARV drugs for you.

oge4real:

I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw?

My Client can not marry that your daughter with cross eyes

@ the pope
whatever

@ biggy
we are all waiting oh

@temmysexy
hope i wasn't hell rude. maybe i can buy u lunch
Nairalanders, steer clear!

About 10 delectable nairaland ladies have beenshortlisted for the first round of screening by my client.The list will be relaesed soon.Others can still apply though

"hmm" just 10? u need 2 work harder. Dont think your client with b impressed with d outcome ooo
                        _{besides your pikin wants a get 2gether reunion 2 know his dad}

*whispers to self* hope I'm not late yet.

Hey Mr consultant see me here.
Believe me, I am every thing your client needs and more.

*smiles and flutters eyelash*

@Aiphie

Where have you been,babei have just sent your picture and description to NTA,We already declared you missing.

chiegemba:

"hmm" just 10? u need 2 work harder. Dont think your client with b impressed with d outcome ooo
_{besides your pikin wants a get 2gether reunion 2 know his dad}

See me see trouble o,which pickin?

Aiphie:

*whispers to self* hope I'm not late yet.

Hey Mr consultant see me here.
Believe me, I am every thing your client needs and more.

*smiles and flutters eyelash*

Kindly send your picture.I heard you modelled for Adex pure water,is it true?

@biggerboy mind ure self am feeling uuuuuu funny guy

@pope thanks anyway for reminding about my cheap skirts but damn u bought them for me

clemcykul:

@biggerboy mind ure self am feeling uuuuuu funny guy

@pope thanks anyway for reminding about my cheap skirts but damn u bought them for me

Meanwhile i could have considered you if not for the age limit of 45

Quote from: biggerboy on November 14, 2007, 09:15 AM
PLS DO.

Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year?

hahahahaha! o so u remembered as u happened to be my madam's unfaithful husband in iyana iba that wasnt satisfied with what my madam provided for him that he had to deceive an innocent omo ise   

biggerboy:

See me see trouble o,which pickin?
Kindly send your picture.I heard you modelled for Adex pure water,is it true?

You still dey ask? "dis my madam husband sef "_{Na wa oooo}

Where the hell is mimiki. She shld apply.

Nah, shes too much.

Or maybe
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she don take fine kill herself.

U remember dat dont ya.

Can I still apply? I just wanna use him and dump him after he's gotten me a villa in the Bahamas with a sexy ride on the side.

You kill him wen u've woken up and back on nairaland.

Suga_Lips:

Can I still apply? I just want to use him and dump him after he's gotten me a villa in the Bahamas with a sexy ride on the side.

By the time my Client is true,I can assure you that your life will not remain the same again.

Lol. She myte come out of the relationship with bow legs, wrenched lips and over squeezed butt cheeks.

4got to add
mosquito bite look-alike b00bs

@miggie wat a witty remark ;Dlol

dats wat keep endearing u 2 me

@teadr how are u doing

More applications please!!!

@miggie wat a witty remark ;Dlol

dats wat keep endearing u 2 me

@teadr how are u doing

I'm fine clemcy.

@clem
yeeeeaaaah baaaby
*curtain falls*

Draws curtain open and sees something my eyes weren't supposed to see.

*and he goes blind*

Migines:

*and he goes blind*

*he applied holy water but still remained blind,medical doctor also said the situation can not be helped*

Migines:

4got to add
mosquito bite look-alike b00bs

That is so sad