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Re: Nairaland Ladies by ThePope(m): 12:36pm On Nov 15, 2007
clemcyks, u sound sweet but r u tellin me that u wear cheap skirts? i guess u deserve d prayer more than any1 else on nairaland.
as 4 u temmysex, looking for humour, ehhnnn? hear me, without biff or any harm; i don't need to write an application to get u cleaning my ssox. if u want to laff, u can. but i av the face and everythin that can also make u cry.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by ThePope(m): 12:45pm On Nov 15, 2007
:-x
Re: Nairaland Ladies by oge4real(f): 3:52pm On Nov 15, 2007
I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw? shocked shocked
Re: Nairaland Ladies by oge4real(f): 3:53pm On Nov 15, 2007
I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw? shocked shocked
Re: Nairaland Ladies by bigboy2006: 4:52pm On Nov 15, 2007
@poster
see nairaland ladies the guy get HIV make una no marry the guy ooo ok.fine
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 9:02am On Nov 16, 2007
bigboy2006:

@poster
see nairaland ladies the guy get HIV make una no marry the guy ooo ok.fine


No spoil market for me o!!How can you say my client has got HIV? Why do you always wish every body suffers the same fate as you.In case you need our help,I will tell my client to buy ARV drugs for you.
oge4real:

I am not interested in being his wife, so is there a vacancy for the post of mother- inlaw? shocked shocked
My Client can not marry that your daughter with cross eyes
Re: Nairaland Ladies by temmysexy(f): 9:15am On Nov 16, 2007
@ the pope
whatever

@ biggy
we are all waiting oh tongue tongue
Re: Nairaland Ladies by ThePope(m): 9:23am On Nov 16, 2007
@temmysexy
hope i wasn't hell rude. maybe i can buy u lunch
Nairalanders, steer clear!
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 9:28am On Nov 16, 2007
About 10 delectable nairaland ladies have beenshortlisted for the first round of screening by my client.The list will be relaesed soon.Others can still apply though
Re: Nairaland Ladies by chiegemba(f): 9:59am On Nov 16, 2007
"hmm" just 10? u need 2 work harder. Dont think your client with b impressed with d outcome ooo tongue grin
                        besides your pikin wants a get 2gether reunion 2 know his dad wink
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Aiphie(f): 10:07am On Nov 16, 2007
*whispers to self* hope I'm not late yet.

Hey Mr consultant see me here.
Believe me, I am every thing your client needs and more.

*smiles and flutters eyelash*
Re: Nairaland Ladies by showbobo(m): 10:09am On Nov 16, 2007
@Aiphie

Where have you been,babei have just sent your picture and description to NTA,We already declared you missing.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 10:28am On Nov 16, 2007
chiegemba:

"hmm" just 10? u need 2 work harder. Dont think your client with b impressed with d outcome ooo tongue grin
besides your pikin wants a get 2gether reunion 2 know his dad wink

See me see trouble o,which pickin?
Aiphie:

*whispers to self* hope I'm not late yet.

Hey Mr consultant see me here.
Believe me, I am every thing your client needs and more.

*smiles and flutters eyelash*

Kindly send your picture.I heard you modelled for Adex pure water,is it true?
Re: Nairaland Ladies by clemcykul(f): 1:12pm On Nov 16, 2007
@biggerboy mind ure self grin grin grin grin grin grin grin am feeling uuuuuu kiss funny guy grin grin grin

@pope thanks anyway for reminding about my cheap skirts kiss but damn u bought them for me embarassed
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 1:19pm On Nov 16, 2007
clemcykul:

@biggerboy mind ure self grin grin grin grin grin grin grin am feeling uuuuuu kiss funny guy grin grin grin

@pope thanks anyway for reminding about my cheap skirts kiss but damn u bought them for me embarassed

Meanwhile i could have considered you if not for the age limit of 45
Re: Nairaland Ladies by chiegemba(f): 8:09pm On Nov 16, 2007
Quote from: biggerboy on November 14, 2007, 09:15 AM
PLS DO.

Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year?


hahahahaha! o so u remembered as u happened to be my madam's unfaithful husband in iyana iba that wasnt satisfied with what my madam provided for him that he had to deceive an innocent omo ise   


biggerboy:

See me see trouble o,which pickin?
Kindly send your picture.I heard you modelled for Adex pure water,is it true?

You still dey ask? tongue grin "dis my madam husband sef "Na wa oooo wink
Re: Nairaland Ladies by ituen(m): 6:26pm On Nov 18, 2007
Where the hell is mimiki. She shld apply.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Migines(m): 6:33pm On Nov 18, 2007
Nah, shes too much.

Or maybe
><modification><

she don take fine kill herself.

U remember dat dont ya.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by SugaLips(f): 7:32pm On Nov 18, 2007
Can I still apply? cheesy I just wanna use him and dump him after he's gotten me a villa in the Bahamas with a sexy ride on the side.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Migines(m): 7:36pm On Nov 18, 2007
You kill him wen u've woken up and back on nairaland.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 9:56am On Nov 19, 2007
Suga_Lips:

Can I still apply? cheesy I just want to use him and dump him after he's gotten me a villa in the Bahamas with a sexy ride on the side.

By the time my Client is true,I can assure you that your life will not remain the same again.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Migines(m): 11:01am On Nov 19, 2007
Lol. She myte come out of the relationship with bow legs, wrenched lips and over squeezed butt cheeks.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Migines(m): 11:02am On Nov 19, 2007
4got to add
mosquito bite look-alike b00bs
Re: Nairaland Ladies by clemcykul(f): 11:19am On Nov 19, 2007
@miggie shocked shocked shocked wat a witty remark cheesy ;Dlol

dats wat keep endearing u 2 me grin

@teadr how are u doing
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 11:21am On Nov 19, 2007
More applications please!!!
Re: Nairaland Ladies by clemcykul(f): 11:23am On Nov 19, 2007
@miggie shocked shocked shocked wat a witty remark cheesy ;Dlol

dats wat keep endearing u 2 me grin

@teadr how are u doing
Re: Nairaland Ladies by topeteadr(m): 11:25am On Nov 19, 2007
I'm fine clemcy.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Migines(m): 11:27am On Nov 19, 2007
@clem
yeeeeaaaah baaaby
*curtain falls*
Re: Nairaland Ladies by topeteadr(m): 11:30am On Nov 19, 2007
Draws curtain open and sees something my eyes weren't supposed to see.
Re: Nairaland Ladies by Migines(m): 11:32am On Nov 19, 2007
*and he goes blind*
Re: Nairaland Ladies by biggerboy(m): 4:25pm On Nov 19, 2007
Migines:

*and he goes blind*
*he applied holy water but still remained blind,medical doctor also said the situation can not be helped*
Re: Nairaland Ladies by SugaLips(f): 5:31pm On Nov 19, 2007
Migines:

4got to add
mosquito bite look-alike b00bs

That is so sad cheesy

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