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Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by honeric01(m): 2:36am On May 09, 2012 |
"Guyz should join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings αnd favor in my life . I tell you guys, its good to have the fear of God at heart and to be honest. I was coming home Wednesday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when ...I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. he offered me $2,000 dollars but i turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6 As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya Wake up!! Eba don ready!" May this never be ur case, may urs be real and not just a dream 22 Likes |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by DHead(m): 3:19am On May 09, 2012 |
Amen oo!!! Ha..l..le...lu......... Eh! Na dreamo? Abeg no make my pastor slap me o? U jst make am pursue me frm alta now. Abeg go back go sleep make u test d car. Lock ur door make enemies of progres no wake u up again. Remmba 2 pay ur tithe wey u colet ur salary ...i dey waite o! 1 Like |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Nobody: 3:24am On May 09, 2012 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha Oh God!!! this just made my morning mannh!!! See me laughing like mad woman. |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by WhoIGoAsk: 5:30am On May 09, 2012 |
Halleluyah |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Habibakasim(f): 5:36am On May 09, 2012 |
Amin bt realy funny. Ws happy 4 him til i saw wakeup eba is ready imagin even wit dat kind of dream it eba of ol food kai....... 1 Like |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by saintneo(m): 5:49am On May 09, 2012 |
chai! lol! |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Nobody: 5:52am On May 09, 2012 |
Take this to joke section and stop playing tricks with people's mind |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Jakumo(m): 5:55am On May 09, 2012 |
I dreamed I was being serviced by a number of comely wenches, but then I woke up and found I was only jerking off. 1 Like |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by stepo707: 6:16am On May 09, 2012 |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Coolturbo(m): 6:18am On May 09, 2012 |
That your brother wicked o |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by BloggerTee(m): 6:26am On May 09, 2012 |
I 4 don scatter the floor Eba ko Eba ny www.proforumng.tk |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by kemiola89(f): 6:33am On May 09, 2012 |
Oya bros go back to sleep, make sure you start work immediately dis time. Lolz |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by tyson55(m): 6:59am On May 09, 2012 |
Loooooooool!!!! Wait a minute....did you finally Swallow the Eba or you were left wondering what could have been if it wasn't a dream? |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Jojofalani(m): 7:04am On May 09, 2012 |
Hahahahahaha madt yhu,cartoon mi |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by dubem3(m): 7:06am On May 09, 2012 |
o mehn, you got me there oh! I was already asking myself 'would i have returned the money?' thanx for the joke, jare! Hope say you use vex take Lama that Eba well well |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by ReLaTE(m): 7:07am On May 09, 2012 |
Ths is just a joke and why front page? Though i like the joke. 1 Like |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Nobody: 7:07am On May 09, 2012 |
Joke of d morning award!!!! LolZzzz 1 Like |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Ty207: 7:11am On May 09, 2012 |
lwkmd ..........go back and continue with the sleep! |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by charlsecy4(m): 7:11am On May 09, 2012 |
Amen. |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by ZUBY77(m): 7:13am On May 09, 2012 |
TB Joshua predicted it. |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Emmymi(m): 7:14am On May 09, 2012 |
Abeg, that your dream should have season 2. Lolz |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by chelseabmw(m): 7:15am On May 09, 2012 |
I be don dey vex for the poster say why e go return the money. |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Ariyke: 7:21am On May 09, 2012 |
hahahaha oya go back 2 bed sharp sharp n continue |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by executinal(m): 7:23am On May 09, 2012 |
chelseabmw: I be don dey vex for the poster say why e go return the money. |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by dotman(m): 7:27am On May 09, 2012 |
Eat your Eba with dignity and go to work. How did u know it was $20k immediately, u be igbo man, na wa for u oo |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Frankiss44(m): 7:28am On May 09, 2012 |
honeric01: "Guyz should join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings αnd favor in my life . I tell you guys, its good to have the fear of God at heart and to be honest. LMAO... What a way to start the day... Hilarious |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by olempe(m): 7:29am On May 09, 2012 |
I almost tot it was real. Good one from the poste, my dream dey always come to past, make me go dream too. Lmao. I almost tot it was real. Good one from the poste, my dream dey always come to past, make me go dream too. Lmao. |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by slimyem: 7:30am On May 09, 2012 |
nice joke! Twitched my lips just a little... 1 Like |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by blank(f): 7:32am On May 09, 2012 |
This kind of dream is the work of hunger. May u never go to sleep hungry again. Amin. 3 Likes |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Frankiss44(m): 7:32am On May 09, 2012 |
ReLaTE: Ths is just a joke and why front page? Though i like the joke. Ona too complain self... And who said a joke can't make the front page? |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by boneruns(m): 7:33am On May 09, 2012 |
@OP, U MUST BE A F.UCKING COPY CAT. You stole someone else's joke and u never made an attribution to the person. Why? |
Re: Help Me Sing Halleluyah! But Wait O.... by Frankiss44(m): 7:35am On May 09, 2012 |
blank: This kind of dream is the work of hunger. May u never go to sleep hungry again. blank: This kind of dream is the work of hunger. May u never go to sleep hungry again. Lol |
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