poster u cant do this in real life
even if u do,u gat to bargain before returning it.
u too much OoOh!!

Was getting ready to reply SUPER STORY! then i saw it was a joke! Mchewwwwwww!

Amen O!
pls go back to sleep & press *play to continue...

Wow!! May the good Lord reward you in real life with all that u desire. Very many of us wouldn't have returned the bag even if it were in a dream. lol

odiaero: Take this to joke section and stop playing tricks with people's mind

wetin u dey yarn? so no joke fit make front page?

I don laugh die!!!!! People dey look me like say I dey craze @OP thanks for making me laugh!!!!!!!!!

OMG, my eye balls almost pop out because of laughter, i no fit waka again.

Hmmm. serious case of acute malaria.we should take our health serious.

honeric01:

A pure pharisee speaking

honeric01:

I dey work already, you better prepare to go work before you get sacked.. is the joke yours?

the question should be,"is the joke copy righted?".once there's no caveat requiring you get permission from the author,I see no reason we shouldn't copy and paste,chikena.

Make ur dream come to pass in Jesus name.

Thank God it was a dream, because i was already beging to see the imposibility of cheveron employing you, and giving you a car and house at the same time.

Why did you have to tell us that it was a dream? I was already envying you as I was reading the story. Next time you have this kind of dream, just narrate the story. Don't bother to tell us it is a dream. Goodluck.

you need to go for check up. Typhoid is cause by regular eating of eba. Pls change your meal. hahahahahahahaha

Think wel, if u cn remeber d phn number he cal u wit. It may comes true.i lik k joke

Na wa o... O boy pele

lwkmd...best dream of ol tym....wsh i cud dream myne o.lol

I laughed so hard until my ribs started hurting.....danm dude,dont f.u.ck with me like that again but I was wondering how he could have gotten your number until i hit the eba part.

lol...funny thread, i knew it was a joke when u said u were offered a [size=14pt]job of 750k a month and X6 bmw.[/size]
someone within that pay bracket cant afford such car.

Bros if na me ooooh! For sure i go cause dat my broz cos na bad witnch him be ;DBros if na me ooooh! For sure i go cause dat my broz cos na bad witnch him be

Ooh boy , thanks for making my morning

faded dreams....my will be real in Jesus Name....Amen!!!

slimchimex: faded dreams....my will be real in Jesus Name....Amen!!!

wake up, its 4:12pm.

Thumbs up for you man!!! Can't stop ROTFL!!! I had to ask my colleague to read and we both went hyteric with paroxysm of laughter.

@blank has said it all: hunger na eternally bad thing! Why u no go dream nopata when lite no dey, mosquitoes yapayanski n weather hot?!
Make we no dream dt kind scenario o! Amen.

honeric01:

Nna menn, na patience jonathan salt dem use cook the soup

now, Thats a double barrelled phuck up.
Nna ndo!