nah nothin personal.

*ahem's this is not the "Mic Science"*

OFF THE RECORD

off the record//i bust in a second/
still delivering that Mic Science i get u lost in a session/
to these weak heads//i smith verbs, go rounds like glocks and a wesson/
my lips rose to the beat//my feet stays close to the streets/
most o' the week//that verbal trig stays close to the heat/
verses i be flippin n rippin'/
thru the rythm i keep it illin'/


y'feel me?

But I’m from the bottom of the street like a hoodlum/
And I’m stuck under your feet like a gum/
Raised in the concrete jungle of Africa, am an animal/
f*ck with me and I will have your collar jaw collapse like an Erie Canal/
Trash this thread and there’s going to be some repercussion/
Stay true to my kind like Old Prussian/
No wonder my pops hate me,
I am like a miswritten program that will never run/
He calls me a mistake well f*ck him,
I am the seed he sowed that is growing on the lawn/
Take time to react because n*ggaz will push you off the edge/
They the reason why n*gga are up behind bars like Cypress Fledge/
Stay wise never letting weak n*ggaz get me locked up/
Like puffy did shyne ain’t trying to getting locked up like Akon/
Watching what I unleashed to the world
‘cos they watching my moves like a vulture/
Nobody really cares if I go down the drain like the Mycenaean culture/
Act dumb and I will have my n*gga hit you/
Try to hate and I will probably call the shot on you/
I guess it’s your fate to die with your eyes open/
Cradle to the grave I’m Koeppen
But it’s all true stories real life shit/
And I speak fact, naturally black and I always expand bit/

True story y'all,

check~it

Like oozy am reloading my Uzi firing bars at these gooses/
Mind of a lunatic pondering on who’s next to wear bruises/
Am a psychopath wrapped up in the valley of my deep mind/
No vision like the blind/
Mind travelling like a cargo jet/
No transmission to the outside world n*gga am a tv set/ (Keep watching me o)
Give me a pen and pad, explosive witty metaphors am scribbling/
Sledge hammer rhymes haters are ducking/
1986 a f*ol like me was delivered/
I should have been flushed/
Stay on my ground waiting for the next n*gga to cross the line/
Step beyond your boundary and your ass will be mine/
This is no act it’s all facts/
Believe it or get axed/
Leave haters in a nightmare with no hope/
Make them hoodwinks look like a wet stupor/
They wouldn’t mind claiming your birth right/
Egoism that won’t make them climb the height/
Thinking they going blow, dreaming for the grammy/
But they can’t f*ol me/
Senseless n*ggaz yea they dummies/
They ain’t promised tomorrow uhn their lives has no guarantees/ (Go get life insurance)
These muthafuckas look at me like a biter/
Threaten me oh my life is in danger/ (I’m shaking hahahaha)
Ain’t scared of you fools, am just following the rules/
Push me to the wall and I will have their lungs clap in sky blue/
Stay warrior in my mind even my rhymes reflects that/
Don’t make me remove you from your head like your hat/
The way you’re going you might end up on the streets laying flat/
Couldn’t even bite but made noise like a cat/ (meow)
Marsupial rats nose pointed out like them KKK fellas/
Quit trying to end me n*gga you losing rep like an ass/
Buffalo grass wouldn’t even stand tall in the presence of FINBARRS/
My rhymes are off your shigidi figidi fegedi n*gga I surpass your class/ ~ASS~

Might be YOUNG but mayne i got BUCKs sir
they see me as a hustler
be heading for the top sir
i picked from him so i party like a ROCKSTAR
rocking non-stop sir
am the keys to the lock sir
Bleep Tyson my lines puches mo than a Boxer
damn. . am ur luck sir
u loose me u get bleeped sir
a child of Destiny mayne i almost lost Her
like stray bullets i duck ya
u's a gay so i mock ya
if any bitch crosses my path, i curse her
i rule over the block sir
am dreaded like a monster
and still dont give a shit about fake headed suckers

@mailmalc

i see u still rippin and reppin, sir!!

keep doing ur thang

peace

[center]
[b]Nikkers, I got chicks left right and center
most eses I know aint got none since they detached from they mommas placenta
they enter as hungry ass bitches lookin for lovin, from the same gender.
Nikker that aint right, don't me gettin urs slammed down with hard salami
Make ur ass tender like rare meat or ya moms spaghetti
It's hard to forget it, when nikkers actin all Elton john in ur face
Spit flame out they ass instead of out they mouths nd raze
Nikker I got mine, so nikker where's urs
behind erry blackman aint the cops it's a chick on fours
messiah, gettin em digits and droppin em lines
but for nikkers, bars is just sumim they don't use to clean they thighs
filthy ass nikkers, only droppin turds
I'm the self proclaimed slayer you aint got nuffin, no lines or gurls
Spit the venom on yall, burn ya skin out nd expose ya broom sticks
sweep ya flith of ma chrome, and crack ya sticks like biscuit
I introduced heat, most nikkers only down in whatever
sooner or later most nikkers are gonna pronounce me better
Until then keep F**king with with the meat left nd center.[/b] [/center]

Keep it real Hommies, eses and Nikkers. Peace out.

Yeah, what it do chiogo/
stay fly with the flow though/
keep it illin' with the inking/
keep tyte that vision till the eyes stop blinking!/
gaze into the stars, remember 'em days lived past/
lest i forget, the 'smith wishes y'all a Merry Christmas!/

Yeah, what it do chiogo/
stay fly with the flow though/
keep it illin' with the inking/
keep tyte that vision till the eyes stop blinking!/
gaze into the stars, remember 'em days lived past/
lest i forget, the 'smith wishes y'all a Merry Christmas!/

Yeah, what it do chiogo/
stay fly with the flow though/
keep it illin' with the inking/
keep tyte that vision till the eyes stop blinking!/
gaze into the stars, remember 'em days lived past/
lest i forget, the 'smith wishes y'all a Merry Christmas!/

Chiogo , ma' I ain't gone any where. I've just been a little busy wit thangs (productions)
Thats definitely goin bring more bread for me durin' the 08 season .

[center]Lets Go'

It's christmas, thats right- I'm still killin' dreams
I murder niggas n' leave em buried in their dreams
Catch chedder like cheese n' bring spectators back to scope
The realest menike is, leave u in a surgery room
I examine u wit the left piece of a microscope
Twist the dead body in u n' dish santa claus a piece of u
Get u missing for 365 days in the mist of a broom
I'm a Giant in ya mist . . . u a brotha to some African soldier ant
Leave u in Darfur and let 2yr old kid militia rape ya in pain
I'm so hood like T-pain but I sing harder than T-pain
Group u in a class of losers cusz ya life is in vain
Talk shit about you under my breath cusz I leave u murmering acting
I'm a blank instrumental to rappers, can't stop the verses I unleash
I roll up n 'smoke u' , Wordsmith this niggas deserve 'herbal-respect'
You niggas, i'm a Clocker mixed wit a 4-4 cocker
So now the bullets gotta meet ya parents like ben stiller you gay focker
You better learn to 'think' with ya 'CAPS',you not even competing IN-FACT
I'll get Niggas comin at u wit just a fu*ckin' phone call {Phone call comin' - Helllo}


Aiyo !! Word,Tianshie, Paddy, Chiogo, Hybrid tell this niggas I'ma BOSS
This other wack niggas think they BOSSES but they suck cock in resorts
Get ya life together niggas, This is just anotha Xmas wars
Your wackness is mainstream on Nairaland, Seun bout to ban u quick
An ugly mug breakin' mirror . . . I can't even see ya avartar pic
You a man, thats right. . . You've got blood on ya di*ck side nigga
I'll ressurect you then wreck you,  Guess whos back? You can say it twice
You just got here . . . plus the whole sites seen ya a Seniora, Dick,  like BUGS BUNNY'S WIFE.
Cause after round one, I'll watch ya Organs graspin' for life


Good Night >> Chiogo, Wordsmith, Dblock, Mailmacl, Malthuss, Paddy, Jduck n' all y'all
                       Enjoy ya Holidays

I-SHINE - I love ya educate man, really do- Dope lines n' hot executions [/center]

Yo menike real recognize real lol Props to you and I am still feeling your lines. It's Naija, Merry Xmas

A FREESTYLE DISS TO FATHER CHRIS!

Santa Claus/A.k.a Father Chris/
u aint real,son/dats d word on d streetz!/
u aint pushing weight no mo/wt ghetto kids!

U come around/acting like u got luv 4 them/
bt u aint givin em gifts/if they aint got cash to support em/
next tym u hit d streetz/there'z gon be a post-mortem!

Back in d dayz/we anticipated ur coming/
u connected wt d hood/we had much more in common/
bt now,u sold ur sold/left Jesus 4 mammon!

I see u done dumped ur reindeers/4 a cadillac/
crack in ur back/Tech 9,most probably dat/
watch where u walk/b4 u end up in a body-bag!

I recall d nonsense/d disappointments dat i went thru/
coz i was young enuff/dumb enuff to believe u/
crooked-ass santa/now clearly i see U!

Thot u waz d saviour/bt u all about d cheddar now/
i peeped ur steez as a kid/
put it together pal/
only Jesus offers free gifts/i know better now!

A FREESTYLE DISS TO FATHER CHRIS!

Santa Claus/A.k.a Father Chris/
u aint real,son/dats d word on d streetz!/
u aint pushing weight no mo/wt ghetto kids!

U come around/acting like u got luv 4 them/
bt u aint givin em gifts/if they aint got cash to support em/
next tym u hit d streetz/there'z gon be a post-mortem!

Back in d dayz/we anticipated ur coming/
u connected wt d hood/we had much more in common/
bt now,u sold ur sold/left Jesus 4 mammon!

I see u done dumped ur reindeers/4 a cadillac/
crack in ur back/Tech 9,most probably dat/
watch where u walk/b4 u end up in a body-bag!

I recall d nonsense/d disappointments dat i went thru/
coz i was young enuff/dumb enuff to believe u/
crooked-ass santa/now clearly i see U!

Thot u waz d saviour/bt u all about d cheddar now/
i peeped ur steez as a kid/
put it together pal/
only Jesus offers free gifts/i know better now!

I flip more verses than a clergyman
when i spit on mic i resurects a crippleman
say d good die young that's why my pen busy
so when i die young my kids hands be greasy
i can only change the world when i gat BIG MONEY
cause humanity and the hood Lured Me
almost 4got that Jesus was born on 25TH
recite this rap lines because its  gon give u a lift


MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW  YEAR  TO EVERYBODY

Props gawds I see you Chiogo, Wordsmith, Dblock, Mailmacl, Malthuss, Paddy, Jduck and I haven't forgotten about you menike this is history y'all

Check it~


OG style look simple and operate strategically/
Bring wisdom to your door step periodically/
No weed smoker/
'Cos ain't no dope seller/
But am wadding you niggaz 'because I a rhyme spitter/
Original metaphor kicker/
Blood they say is ticker than water/
That’s why I don't trust you niggaz like David Sautter/
Act like you hardcore and I will make it hard for you/
Bullet wounds stop your buffoonery fool/
You've seen the structure of the verbs I scribbled/
Mixed with the rap skills that I mastered/
Leaving fingerprints on my rhymes as if am a serial killer/
Rap detective scanning through materials but they all dusty miller/
Rhymes make niggaz freeze like subzero/
Indestructible syllabus yea this is rap KO/
Write everyday like your daily times editor/
Thump on this weak niggaz like a predator/
Make you an offer you can’t reject no doubt am rap God Father/
Kiss the ring in my middle finger like you that loyal/
Keep a low profile ‘because they’ve been trying to lock me like Cassidy/
Keep your music in the bin ‘because it’s a madcap CD/
Flip the pages of rap constitution to chapter 14/
See why my rap is winning souls of immature teen/
Disrespecting me is like QUEUING in front of the NOOSE/
Cross my path and I will treat you like a SOLAN GOOSE/
What you think am going lose?/
Nah this rap shit is infused/
When I give a diss i drop haters faster then a history flick/
Get a clue no mystery shit it’s all immaculate not nemesis freak/
Leave quack emcees sympathy split cut them down like give me your wrist/
I got the remedy spit, plethora to hit ‘because like a common cold I’m simply sick/

Merry Xmas.

@ Rapsody,

lol, what's with hating on Santa/
remember back in 'em days, that playa gave me fanta/
gifts and candy bars were fvery kids mantra. . .

Lol, ok that seemed dumb. . .but on the real though, Santa didn't send presents? (lol)

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo This is hardcore medley/
Stay true to my girl her name is sheeda Kelly/
Cross the boundry nigga am just too deadly/
Scribble wisdom on the daily/
Swipe my credit card through these groupies ass like nelly/
Like Mexicans I move kilos buried in my belly/
But f*ck what you think my flow is too steady/
And am too natural like NigerDelta petroleum jelly/
Shut your mouth nigga that shit is smelly/
Control their actions like my telly/
Organized? No their shit is clumsy like that city called New Delhi/
They slippery like spaghetti/
Measure the pressure they bringing like my name is Evangelista Torricelli/
Weather the storm without shaking like R-kelly/
Paid my dues now am left with no penny/
All eyez on me like Makaveli/
Rap president yea I advocate like Machiavelli/
Lunch your attack and I'll be ready/
Never lose yea my name Wesley/
Do damage with my magic wand, you can ask Leslie/
No slacking yea I act wisely/
It’s Xmas and we all act lovely/

Merry Xmas it ends in a sec. lol

@Wordsmith

On d real son,Santa aint real 2 d streets no more! He's one of d reasons most ghetto kidz hate Xmas.They only see him on T.V inviting them to attend his shows knowing well that them kids cant afford the gate pass! Free gifts indeed!
More importantly,he distracts them kids from dwelling on the true reason 4 d season : Jesus Christ!

We know santa ain't real,nd d way he's been turned in2 a commercial thing really makes it worse,but 4 d sake of d lil ones,let's keep the fantasy alive.Wadja think?

@Ravenzord

Ghetto kids are wiser now! They know Santa aint givin no free gifts no more. Its all about d paper,son! Only Jesus and kindhearted folks make Xmas rock in d slumz.Errthing else sucks!

Lol @ Rapsody. True talk, doe. Streets don't feel Santa no more. Heck, Streets don't feel Christmas no more. Like a pastor once said, once purpose is lost, abuse is inevitable.

So how was ur Xmas day celebration? 25th was Po Deep's birthday, had a lil get-together and some with a big-ass cake and the rest. Me and Deep had the toilet on auto-flush for a few hours

@Wordsmith

Yeah son! Xmas was crazy! Shud hve seen me d morning after (26th) making runs to d loo! I promise not to over-eat again but as 4 drinks (i.e Malt,Softies,Juice,energizerz,e.t.c)now dats sumpn else!

@Po deep

Happy Birthday,Negroe! Now where's ma piece of d action,unh?

@ everybodyyyyyyyyyy

wassup peeps . . . . . hope u'all had a pleasant xmas. . . . . i had a lovely time . . . . was my gurls brithday too . . . . . . . one of the best xmases i ever had in a long while peeps . . . men ,all thanks to God,i am most grateful to him . . .word!!!! . . . . .

stay blessed y'all . . . . . .

Yea thanks yall.
Thanks chiogo, Merry Christmas.

Sup everybody I think Nairaland should do something like this http://www.africanhiphop.com/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=283 and I am a member of africanhiphop.com we've a mixtape out now, i have a track on it as well and I believe Nairaland can do something of such too. what do you all think?

I don't like the fact that this thread keeps going down because of all those chit-chat, why don't we flip mode it lol using our username's to freestyle and I will lead by example:

check it~

I-shine knowledge into their woolly minds with my inner eye
S-hip wisdom into their eardrums through FedEx late delivery flight
H-ere is their resignation letter, the rhyme machine is here
I-maginary projection of alphabets, my rhymes and metaphors are both in a celestial sphere
N-ever off the topic, this is rap supreme and ain’t talking about Lagos ice-cream
E-levated rapidly without a sweat, egocentric wannabe’s pushed me to the extreme

I-shine i like that , 
check this

A-LEX da name i flip mode ya niggaz flip with nose
L-et my verse speak cause you kissing it like rose
E-levate your game son or stick to girls doing 10-10
X-ray shows a mic, think i gat a ghost holding my pen
P-lease do this again cause am a rap magician
I-ssue him d mic he can't flip his mama called him electrician
S-urrender d mic cause your balls are falling off your body
S-orry he is a bitch my girl called him Miss Goddy
, u-seless u are even if you d richest you still a nobody

I-Shine:

Sup everybody I think Nairaland should do something like this http://www.africanhiphop.com/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=283 and I am a member of africanhiphop.com we've a mixtape out now, i have a track on it as well and I believe Nairaland can do something of such too. what do you all think?

I did try that some years ago with my Hoodloyalz clique (that is Jduck, Hoodboi etc)
But I ended up being the only one droppin my joint on it

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