an elephant was having an awful time in d jungle bc a horsefly kept biting her near her tail & there was nothg she could do.she kept swinging her trrunk but he was far out of reach.then a little sparrow observed ds and suddenly flew down and snippd d horsefly in d half with his beak.
'thanks that was auch a relief.' said d elephant.
'my pleasure madam'said d sparrow.
'listen mr sparrow,if there's anythg i can do 4 u,ask pls dont be shy', d elephant said.
d sparrow said 'i hv wondered how it would feel like 2 Bleep an elephant'
go right ahead and be my guest' replied d elephant
the sparrow flew aroud behind d elephant and began 2 Bleep awayup above them, a monkey in d tree watched and began 2 maturbate.this shook a coconut loose and it fell from d tree,hitting d elephant smack on d head.
"ouch!"said d elephant.
at which point ,d sparrow looked over from behind and said,"AM I HURTING U,DEAR?"

olunifemi:

"ouch!"said d elephant.
at which point ,d sparrow looked over from behind and said,"AM I HURTING U,DEAR?"

l.o.l. Like 'duh'!

The hell?

yeah

Huh!!!

i dont get it .

no comment!

so faky and boring

big head:

so faky and boring

Yes. Its boring but you don't have to prove that you really are a big head

You don't have to be nasty to posts that don't amuse you. Nobody send you go cafe to browse.